Autoshite's Bargain Buys. Shite For Under £1,000

28,096 · August 23

Fuck that is fit.

37,050 · August 23

23 minutes ago, D.E said:

£400

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-megane-hatchback-2002-manual-1870-cc-5-doors/1485187611

My old man had one in that colour, it was a colour only available on the higher specs.

9,100 · August 24

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1532199727049618/permalink/3741452192791016/

37,050 · August 24

2 hours ago, andy18s said:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1532199727049618/permalink/3741452192791016/

Check the recent MOT failure on it. Complete bin fodder…

Front suspension - bollocksed

Exhaust - bollocksed - finding a Rover 800 Limousine one will be fun!

Back brakes - bollocksed

Suspension Mounts - bollocksed

Throw the fucking thing away! It’s had it.
£800… honestly the brass neck on some people. 🤣

2,296 · August 24

On 17/08/2024 at 20:57, SiC said:

Yeah that's normal behaviour for a Astra G. Just most coming from a modern that sits rock solid in the middle will have it feel disconcerting with it moving.

Could also be the thermostat not thermostatting properly. The temperature gauge on my Focus got quite lively when my thermostat went and resumed normal operation upon the aforementioned bit being replaced. It does move a little in traffic, however.

Like you say: could well be someone more used to modern cars. I've heard tell that some modern cars' temperature gauges are sham devices which work off a timer, rather than showing what's actually coming off the coolant-temperature probe. The timer moves the gauge needle to the 'warm' position after a set number of minutes, regardless.

19,284 · August 24

£500, 37k miles.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-406-saloon-1996-manual-1998-cc-4-doors/1485219446

37,050 · August 24

1 hour ago, D.E said:

£500, 37k miles.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-406-saloon-1996-manual-1998-cc-4-doors/1485219446

That will be half way to Lagos now.

3,275 · August 24

On 19/08/2024 at 15:42, D.E said:

£500

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daewoo/daewoo-matiz-hatchback-2003-manual-995-cc-5-doors/1484952193

@dollywobbler will be all over this

83,833 · August 26

£700, 60,000 miles MOT February.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1175274067066356/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

83,833 · August 26

£600 what a bargain

10,265 · August 26

On 24/08/2024 at 14:22, sierraman said:

Check the recent MOT failure on it. Complete bin fodder…

Front suspension - bollocksed

Exhaust - bollocksed - finding a Rover 800 Limousine one will be fun!

Back brakes - bollocksed

Suspension Mounts - bollocksed

Throw the fucking thing away! It’s had it.
£800… honestly the brass neck on some people. 🤣

The only real worry would be the corrosion. The exhaust is likely to be a standard one with a 2 foot straight section added. And the other things are what you might reasonably expect on a nearly 30 year old car

3,221 · August 26

2 hours ago, cort16 said:

£700, 60,000 miles MOT February.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1175274067066356/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

this picture scares me.. WTF is that !!!!!!

83,833 · August 26

1 minute ago, bezzabsa said:

this picture scares me.. WTF is that !!!!!!

I'm hoping it's a sausage finger and not a man sausage.

1,493 · August 27

On 24/08/2024 at 17:19, D.E said:

£500, 37k miles.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-406-saloon-1996-manual-1998-cc-4-doors/1485219446

Now £350

2,818 · August 27

MOT November.

19,284 · August 27

£550 Swift Sport, you don't need indicators during daytime anyway so it's fine*

Quote

Tail lights, indicators and dash lights not working, radio and central locking also not working. Headlights and brake lights all okay so fine to drive in the day.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202408273319264?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&page=6&postcode=SN15 4NZ&price-to=1000&year-to=2007&fromsra

1,493 · August 27

Needs work but.

19,284 · August 28

£650

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/£650-no-offers-ford-focus-1.6-petrol-with-long-mot-february-2025/1485428742

19,284 · August 28

£600

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-93-aero-2ltr-turbo-convertable/1484591907

19,284 · August 28

£795

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/2009-nissan-tilda-1.6-petrol-/1485464330

19,284 · August 29

£500

Quote

bought new in 2001. 116,000 miles but good runner and MOT to June 2025.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-zafira-mpv-2001-other-1796-cc-5-doors/1485491541

2,818 · August 29

Is 116k miles really all that high for a 23 year old car..?

37,050 · August 29

40 minutes ago, GeordieInExile said:

Is 116k miles really all that high for a 23 year old car..?

No but the mileage is the least of its problems by the looks of it, likely to want a shake with the sparkly stick, bushes perished, seals leaking, general tiredness. It’s a run it till it falls to bits situation, that could be 24 hours or it could be 24 months.

1,266 · August 30

This is definitely a thread I will be keeping my eye on.

17,203 · August 30

This has tickled my interest unusually.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202408253259706?sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&make=Renault&model=Scenic&postcode=dy8 2rr&fromsra

17,203 · August 30

On 24/08/2024 at 14:22, sierraman said:

Check the recent MOT failure on it. Complete bin fodder…

Front suspension - bollocksed

Exhaust - bollocksed - finding a Rover 800 Limousine one will be fun!

Back brakes - bollocksed

Suspension Mounts - bollocksed

Throw the fucking thing away! It’s had it.
£800… honestly the brass neck on some people. 🤣

Well…

10,265 · August 30

17 minutes ago, St.Jude said:

Well…

Perhaps he could try looking on Autodoc, most wear parts seem to be reasonably available and cheap.

37,050 · August 30

26 minutes ago, St.Jude said:

Well…

He looks insane. Is he on here?

37,050 · August 30

32 minutes ago, St.Jude said:

This has tickled my interest unusually.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202408253259706?sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&make=Renault&model=Scenic&postcode=dy8 2rr&fromsra

Not bad cars at all the mk1 Megane, of course they get tarred with ‘French shit m8!’ so they’re invariably cheap. The 1.6 16 valve was notably quick as well.

2,818 · August 30

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

He looks insane. Is he on here?

He needs to be if he isn't.

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