Collection mission - Grand Cherokee collected

[dome]

With my fleet imploding lately it's time to buy something sensible*

Collection is today

Poo count 1

Coffee - not pictured but strong. May have contributed to the above

Breakfast currently being consumed 

Guesses on are welcome( on the vehicle, not breakfast)

It's safe to say after recent experiences it's NOT fucking German. It was however made in a country that shares a border with it. 

[320touring]

Is it an old steyr-puch skoota?

That squerr looks insufficiently raw..

[Dave_Q]

FSO Polonez

[motorpunk]

  On 20/09/2023 at 08:23, dome said:

it's NOT fucking German. It was however made in a country that shares a border with it. 

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My guess is either a Zenvo made in Denmark, or a horse and cart from Luxembourg. 

I demand a large and valuable prize for my correct guess. 

[Sham]

An older, non German Skoda.

Hopefully a Rapid 130.

[Dave_Q]

I sort of forgot about the Czech republic. 

£5 on a Skoda Octavia, preferably a mk1 1.8t vRS.

[dome]

Collection transport ready.

No pics of me in my lycra you'll be glad to hear. ETA 60-90 minutes depending on how quick my lardy ass can go

[motorpunk]

I wish to revise my guess from earlier, to a Swiss-made Sbarro Windhawk 6X6 

[angle]

  On 20/09/2023 at 08:47, motorpunk said:

I wish to revise my guess from earlier, to a Swiss-made Sbarro Windhawk 6X6 

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I just googled that. It was designed for the King of Saudi for him to do falconry in. The seats rise up 80cm so you can launch birds out of the sunroof without having to stand up. It also has a meat fridge.

I am going to be disappointed if @dome's new ride doesn't have a meat fridge.

[adw1977]

Seneffe built Allegro?

[cort16]

Good luck, I'm going to say Renault Lagooner 3 estate.

[big_al_granvia]

Ginetta g40, dome would probably just about fit

[big_al_granvia]

Netti reckons ssangyong rexton

[Flat4]

Cannae be a Ssangyong as I don't think those are built in a country that borders Germany?

Chodspeed either way!

[loserone]

Is it just a hot Clio?

[95 quid Peugeot]

  On 20/09/2023 at 08:23, dome said:

 

It's safe to say after recent experiences it's NOT fucking German. It was however made in a country that shares a border with it. 

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ooooh is it my Xantia, and you haven't told me ?

[juular]

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sensible*

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Citroen C6?

[loserone]

  On 20/09/2023 at 09:55, 95 quid Peugeot said:

ooooh is it my Xantia, and you haven't told me ?

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Cycling to Suffolk, not even once.

[dome]

Some good guesses here chaps and chapesses.

Sadly, you're all wrong. 

Have arrived...

 

 

 

[loserone]

It's a Skoda saloon/hatch thing with a huge towbar.

[EyesWeldedShut]

Good job the roof comes down on the 206 then - save you pulling the wheels off to get the bike in the boot?
Congrats

[edit] I'd been hoping for something Dutch - DAF/Ovlov 66 bandy driven thing?

[GMcD]

  On 20/09/2023 at 10:53, dome said:

Some good guesses here chaps and chapesses.

Sadly, you're all wrong. 

Have arrived...

 

 

 

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Hmmmm, I think he's at it. Am gunna say it's the towbar to the left of shot.

 

[EyesWeldedShut]

  On 20/09/2023 at 11:02, GMcD said:

Hmmmm, I think he's at it. Am gunna say it's the towbar to the left of shot.

 

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@loserone's suggesting that's a BIG SKODA - I'm kind of hoping it's actually a red herring and the Pug is the intended purchase? 

However applying science:
Taking the average radius of a 700C cycle wheel (red), factoring in the extra height of the towbar from the ground (green), and the diameter of the dead tyre in the background (blue).
It's either an Austrian built UniMog with aftermarket air suspension that's got a leak or - the BIG SKODA.

[dome]

  On 20/09/2023 at 11:10, EyesWeldedShut said:

@loserone's suggesting that's a BIG SKODA - I'm kind of hoping it's actually a red herring and the Pug is the intended purchase? 

However applying science:
Taking the average radius of a 700C cycle wheel (red), factoring in the extra height of the towbar from the ground (green), and the diameter of the dead tyre in the background (blue).
It's either an Austrian built UniMog with aftermarket air suspension that's got a leak or - the BIG SKODA.

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Wow. It's good, but it's not right.

Have a pez shot.

[EyesWeldedShut]

  On 20/09/2023 at 11:17, dome said:

Wow. It's good, but it's not right.

Have a pez shot.

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Aww - that's lovely, hope you switched the engine off so the petrol pump could keep up when you were filling it?
Big, wafty, leather bound sofamobile........

[loserone]

That's.  

 

Wow.

 

Would.

[Twiggy]

Excellent ! Pleased to see it`s going so well.......................................

[hairnet]

Disapoint it wasn't Corts 320

[motorpunk]

  On 20/09/2023 at 11:17, dome said:

Wow. It's good, but it's not right.

Have a pez shot.

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That's only two wheels and one meat fridge short of a Sbarro. 

Nice.

[cort16]

That looks quite good is it a diesel?