Collection 2: Judgement Day

[sdkrc]

Commensurate with last week's absolutely retarded 3-day, FTP-packed collection, I have a worse collection tomorrow. This one is considerably more poorly planned.

All the dominos to ruin my life are set in place. Tune in at 7am tomorrow for the first of 6 legs. 

[grogee]

Shit just got real! 

Fucking ace, I've set my alarm. 

[loserone]

I have all my fingers crossed for you.

I expect that a call to potentially A frame you to Weardale is probably unlikely, but whatever assistance I can be I shall be.  Also, Express available for loan should that be useful.

[stuboy]

6 minutes ago, grogee said:

Shit just got real! 

Fucking ace, I've set my alarm. 

and set the poo counter to 0

[JMotor]

Chodspeed ya mad bastid!

[Sham]

Wait, is this the one where the car is made of liquid metal? Or the one where it's held together with hopes and dreams, and overly strained cable ties?

[Matty]

59 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

Commensurate with last week's absolutely retarded 3-day, FTP-packed collection, I have a worse collection tomorrow. This one is considerably more poorly planned.

All the dominos to ruin my life are set in place. Tune in at 7am tomorrow for the first of 6 legs. 

You don't much like getting a rest at weekend do you 😁

[sdkrc]

Me waiting for the aircon to kick in tomorrow

[big_al_granvia]

Good luck mate, may all the motoring gods be with you

[Flat4]

Chodspeed for the morning!

[sdkrc]

First leg: drop easy-to-steal car with no locks at train station 

 

Second leg: get train into town

....nope. Turns out the itinerary I planned last night was using Saturday's train schedule. Bus it is. I have 31 mins to walk a 40 min journey. I ran about 2 miles and I'm a sweaty mess but made it

[Schaefft]

Off to a good start then, chodspeed!

[HMC]

Chodspeed!

[cort16]

Good luck, remember 1 mans misery makes a whole forum feel better about their life decisions so we're counting on you!

[big_al_granvia]

Is this your big move https://www.realtimetrains.co.uk/service/gb-nr:G59587/2023-09-10/detailed#allox_id=0

[sdkrc]

Leg 3: fucking hell, £10!?

[320touring]

I like that bus. Reminds me of going to London for work/beer🤣

[EyesWeldedShut]

14 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

Leg 3: fucking hell, £10!?

Is that the Business Class fare? Free champers?

[Twiggy]

Good luck ! I hope it all goes well.

[sdkrc]

Leg 4: PLEN

[Rustybullethole]

Serious dedication!!!!

[sdkrc]

I'm seeing subtle signs everywhere

[EyesWeldedShut]

If you're not off to the Outer Hebrides then I'm guessing Devon?

[big_al_granvia]

Flying to Exeter?? Better than the choo Choo

[grogee]

Bloody hell this is a luxury collection thread. Bloody plane! Whatever next, hovercraft? 

I don't know what is being collected. Hopefully something French with 'executive' on the bootlid. 

[Supernaut]

12 hours ago, loserone said:

I have all my fingers crossed for you.

I expect that a call to potentially A frame you to Weardale is probably unlikely, but whatever assistance I can be I shall be.  Also, Express available for loan should that be useful.

If this is what I think it is, good luck A-framing it with anything this side of a bus.

[loserone]

2 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

If this is what I think it is, good luck A-framing it with anything this side of a bus.

Do you think it would exceed 750kg as an unbraked trailer?

[Supernaut]

Just now, loserone said:

Do you think it would exceed 750kg as an unbraked trailer?

[Datsuncog]

Now there's an idea - trying to surreptitiously lash an A-frame behind a Megabus without anyone noticing for an easy* and stress-free* journey up the M5/ M6...

[Dick Cheeseburger]

34 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

Leg 4: PLEN

I hope your flight doesn't take too looooooooooong.