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Good morning people of the internet.

 

I have killed all my cars so have had to buy a new one.

It is 11.15am as I type this and I have done three poos and one small vomit as a result of a choking fit.

Stage one was returning a 1.3 diesel Corsavan to my work, where today's caper starts.

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Two smol dogs are in a perambulator on the train

It is a modern world.

 

*UPDATE* one of the smol dogs is now out.

Exciting times.

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'Toy dog throws it's toy dog out of the pram on a train' shocker! Chodspeed.

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Looking at the dog in picture 1 and the lady's expression in picture 2; what is it they say about pets looking like their owners? 😅

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1 minute ago, Rust Collector said:

Looking at the dog in picture 1 and the lady's expression in picture 2; what is it they say about pets looking like their owners? 😅

"Is that your dog love? It looks a helluva like you!"

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Three number twos and a number three!
What a hero!

Good luck with the thing. 

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1 hour ago, cms206 said:

Good morning people of the internet.

 

I have killed all my cars so have had to buy a new one.

It is 11.15am as I type this and I have done three poos and one small vomit as a result of a choking fit.

Stage one was returning a 1.3 diesel Corsavan to my work, where today's caper starts.

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Surely the best way of disappearing is to catch a Stagecoach bus and wait for it to fuck off in a different direction to what it's supposed to be going.

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1 minute ago, GregZX said:

Only ever passed through Glengarnock Station on the way to the Costa Del Largs. 

Everywhere in Scotland sounds potentially glamorous to a southerner 

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2 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

Everywhere in Scotland sounds potentially glamorous to a southerner 

Clachan of Campsie sounds like something one goes to the doctor for.. probably treated with a cream

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This is exactly how my ex wife felt when I turned up with that fucking Sierra.

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how can you beat a hy&dry steller and a bostin montenegro?

watch this space...

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5 minutes ago, 320touring said:

Clachan of Campsie sounds like something one goes to the doctor for.. probably treated with a cream

That reminds me, how did you get on with your Skinflats at the clinic?

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Just now, juular said:

That reminds me, how did you get on with your Skinflats at the clinic?

Blood everywhere, like I was Menstrieating..

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40 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

Everywhere in Scotland sounds cold and rust-inducing to a southerner 

EFA

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17 minutes ago, cms206 said:

There are a number of strong looks today.

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Amazing how much fuller figured @davidfowler2000 is from the back...

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26 minutes ago, cms206 said:

suspicious

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fify

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1 hour ago, Dave_Q said:

Everywhere in Scotland sounds potentially glamorous to a southerner 

Largs and Millport were the stuff of our primary school 'away days' before the summer holidays. 
Potentially many things but rarely glamorous (as an aside Largs was where the first load of Commandos got trained up in WW2 before they all got shifted up to the barren wastes of Achnacarry - never seems to get much of a mention)

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