Happy new shite. First collection of 2023

[sporty-shite]

Here we go! I didn't get to put this in last years count  so I'm off today. It's a bit of a mission because of engineering works, but should be collected ting early afternoon. 

Place bets now! 

[sutty2006]

Chodspeed good sir. May the drivers be off strike, and the ambulance crew on standby. May the only thing to let you down today be shite. 2 seater?

[brownnova]

I’m guessing it’ll be a a big powerful luxury saloon of some kind. Possibly German. 
 

Good luck! 

[Jim Bell]

Happy travelling dude. 

I'm guessing an Alfa Romeo of some description, with clonking suspension. 

[EyesWeldedShut]

Sumptuously veloured barge for me please 

[tooSavvy]

Petrol station shot ..... Showing LESS than £1:47.7 👌

Chodspeed

[GeordieInExile]

I reckon it'll be a warm version of a 2000s hatchback. A Civic or something.

[grogee]

Singer Chamois, dark green, big valve head.

How many poos?

[Noel Tidybeard]

i'm guessing an car

[sporty-shite]

That London. About an hour ago. 

I'm now a (rail replacement) bus wanker. 

[sporty-shite]

Some good guessing up to now. One's fairly close. Some of  the others are way off. 

Also: poo count is zero. 

[sporty-shite]

Arrived.  Deal done. Just taxing it, and I'm away. 

[Dave_Q]

Clio 1x2?

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, sporty-shite said:

Some good guessing up to now. One's fairly close. Some of  the others are way off. 

Also: poo count is zero. 

lunnun is bad enuff without taking a dump

did you give faberge a profit on the honda he bought

 

[Twiggy]

Sounds like it`s all going well up to now. May it continue !

[HarmonicCheeseburger]

A 2-stroke diesel Bedford

[sutty2006]

Still none the wiser! 

[outlaw118]

He's bought my dad's Land Rover D701SWL....

[Dave_Q]

Hold on, That London, not Raves ST170 Focus is it?

[cs_c4s]

Mini adventure….

[sporty-shite]

37 minutes ago, cs_c4s said:

Mini adventure….

And we have a winner 🏆 

It drove back a treat, albeit a little bit chilly. 

But then the ungrateful bastard gave me this

Ah well...... It'll give me something to do tomorrow!  

Many thanks to @hpi_matrix for an easy deal and a lift from the station that saved me an hour. 

[hpi_matrix]

Glad it made it back ok, light could be something to do with the thermostat? 

[sporty-shite]

8 minutes ago, hpi_matrix said:

Glad it made it back ok, light could be something to do with the thermostat? 

Possibly. It only came on after I stopped at Stafford. I'll have a look over it tomorrow.  Probably something and nothing. 

[hairnet]

didnt know these things did a honda

if it drives the same itll only be wiring - honda did it for 2-3 years it got ignored and didnt fail mot cos of its age