Enigmatic collection thread

[Lacquer Peel]

[EyesWeldedShut]

You've gone to the posh side of Alba to collect a left hand drive Lancia from a 'shiter? The bus has a TV showing Korean soap operas. 
You do not drink coffee.
The local defence attorney operates out of a giant wheelie bin (BBC Scotland's budget cuts meaning they couldn't afford to make The Lincoln Lawyer)

[Lacquer Peel]

The LHD Lancia is already mine! I am going to another country to collect today's vehicle. 

 

[inconsistant]

A fine day for a pre Christmas chod collection.

Good luck! 

[EyesWeldedShut]

Oh - hang on, I'll do the Septic Peg thing again.....
England.
Still no coffee in sight - you're plainly a clean living, hard as nails type who sneers as us mere mortals who cannot move before 2 coffees in the morning.
Sorry - crystal balls' are brass now - I'll just have to sit here awaiting updates (anything to put off going back outdoors into the balmy* minus 1 degree with 45 mph wind - bracing)
 

[Out Run]

It's gotta be a Kaengsaeng 88 from a defector to the Supreme Leader, who now works at a Sunglass Hut in the shopping precinct?

 

[Out Run]

Or the hopeless mk2 Mondeo from Furious Driving.

0mg lacapeelz gonna be on the telly 

[Lacquer Peel]

1 minute ago, Out Run said:

mk2 Mondeo

I would never stoop this low.

[Out Run]

2 minutes ago, Lacquer Peel said:

I would never stoop this low.

I've owned a mk1, mk3, mk4 and mk4.5.

So we can still be friends.

[mintwth]

1 hour ago, Lacquer Peel said:

The LHD Lancia is already mine! I am going to another country to collect today's vehicle. 

 

Korea? This could be a loooong thread

[AnnoyingPentium]

I'm not sure what to make of all this. The only thing I've maybe understood thus far is the Korean thing.

Are you buying the Daewoo Leganza?

The other car I can think of is a clapped out Hyundai Accent that belonged to an old geezer who used analogue methods of spacial awareness when parking.

Yeah, other than that I'm clueless. I couldn't be a detective. 😂

[Lacquer Peel]

19 minutes ago, mintwth said:

Korea? This could be a loooong thread

 

[Lacquer Peel]

1 hour ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Still no coffee in sight - you're plainly a clean living, hard as nails type who sneers as us mere mortals who cannot move before 2 coffees in the morning.

 

No coffee? I just can't, second one poured. 

[chaseracer]

SCTSH?  Must be a KIA PRIDE, shirley? 😉

[Jim Bell]

Kia Sorrento auto with no third gear. 

[Out Run]

Just now, Jim Bell said:

Kia Sorrento auto with no third gear. 

Two* randoms, please

[Lacquer Peel]

1 minute ago, Jim Bell said:

Kia Sorrento auto with no third gear. 

 

[Out Run]

Wots happening m8 if ur new car runs on veg have u been pulled over cos it is illegal u know

[Lacquer Peel]

No it is very much stuck on slow. 

[Lacquer Peel]

Only the finest burred polycarbonate for me

[Out Run]

5 minutes ago, Lacquer Peel said:

Only the finest burred polycarbonate for me

😧 Bentley Turbo R

[Bren]

7 minutes ago, Lacquer Peel said:

Only the finest burred polycarbonate for me

Rover SD1.

[Ghosty]

That looks like a table to me 🤔

[Ghosty]

...Elgrand/other Jap bus?

[Out Run]

2 minutes ago, Ghosty said:

...Elgrand/other Jap bus?

Gotta be a President or Century with beautiful walnut like that?

[Jim Bell]

31 minutes ago, Lacquer Peel said:

Only the finest burred polycarbonate for me

Maybach turbo Limo v12

[Ghosty]

13 minutes ago, Out Run said:

walnut

waln't*

[stuboy]

8 hours ago, Lacquer Peel said:

I would never stoop this low.

easy ...!!

[FakeConcern]

Classic Mini with W&P dash?

[loserone]

3 minutes ago, FakeConcern said:

Classic Mini with W&P dash?

This has to be it, it's perfect for LP.  Roomy, veg friendly, rust resistant.