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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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MOAR

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-astra-ls-high-torq-1995/97563674

 

5 owners including mel

Mel that works in the fish shop and uses this for tranporting kippers fannys to the local incinerator?

 

I am including a box of car stuff goodies - e.g some oil, screenwash, de-icer, cleaning stuff etc

Sold!

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-fiesta-mk3-1995--motd-taxed--not-a-looker/97346549

 

MOT'd Taxed - Not a looker!!!

 

He's got a point although I can't help but think of this little fella when I look at the picture?

Aww

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Boot opens by use of rope inside car

Fair enough.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PUNTO-CABRIO- ... 3372ac89fe

3 MONTHS WARRANTY

Your fucking funeral pal

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

I defy anyone to find more comfortable ride or seats

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/220965174103? ... 1438.l2649

 

I think it's one of the BXC gang's car and if it stays anywhere near this price (and a bit on top) it'll be a bargain.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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ANIMAL BASTARD HARDMAN WARRIOR NINJA TWATMOBILE EXTREME

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BLACK-2007-MI ... 2c635db8ac

 

'my version has been improved...Aluminium Tax Disc Holder, Chrome Wipers, Chrome Pedal Set, and 22" wheels to help me see over the top of your car when I'm doing 86mph in a 30 zone outside a school'

 

OH RLY? Just what have you 'improved' by that then, your social housing complex status or the length of your cock?

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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That 'ute' is ACE Alex!

 

I really do like this.

Dunno how authentic a replica it is, but it hits my spot.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-VOLVO-85 ... 0720994858

 

 

Picture of the day:

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Being sold on behalf of a friend

He chose you for your listing skills?!

don't expect a new car as you will be disappointed

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-VOLVO-Es ... 0767441849

 

Mileage reader not accurate as cable broke recently.

Ain't that always the way? Has any one EVER seen a listing admitting the speedo broke four years back?

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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And not just any old Ronda. A white EXI-16 with a big poppy!

 

MOT TILL MAY
flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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the only other one available appears to be this one-biffer-owner 8v saloon

 

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With NNNNNNGGG plate

 

£995

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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fofr capri Mk2

 

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T&T Sep 2011

 

£800 BIN

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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No Reserve Part Exchange To Clear @ Citroen Main Dealer

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MOT Nov 2012

 

Auto.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hi, is that Frodsham fire station? Helsby Social Club is on fire, how soon can you get here please?

Don't worry madam, it's only four miles away, we'll be there within the week.

'A week, that's no good!'

Shove it up your arse then madam. Right lads, can anyone beat a royal flush?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... true&rt=nc

 

'valued at £1000 in scrap' :roll:

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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A beetle is one of those cars I keep hinking I would like to own, as i have fond memories of Beverly Norris and her little red one.

 

Then I remember driving it and why Bev had arms bigger than a dockker and that notion goes back into the "romantic nostalgia" cupboard again.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Didn't like the orginal bumper so vacuum formed my own in DT class at school with some old dinner plates and timber cut-offs we had floating around

 

Is it true that if I take the cambelt cover off my car's engine, my penis will become a lot larger?

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Were you a wannabe Casual in the Eighties?

 

Want to relive the time?

 

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Lancia Y10 FILA for £800

 

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Can I get a 'WTF'

 

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It's probably wrong, but I like what this could be. Mind you, I played far too much Carmageddon back in the day, so that's probably what's doing it.

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