Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[wuvvum]

Low LPG running costs AND crisp Bertone styling - what's not to love?

 

[wuvvum]

FFS. Somebody please save this poor old thing from being further buggered up.

 

[Alexg]

Short ticket and death-by-Mrs stops me from sniping a last minute bid on this summer loving fuglyness. Infact with a bit of lowering, as on this one, I think the overall shape looks 200x less awkward....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-RELIANT-SCIM ... 3cb741051a

[RedSparrow]

They're alright looking those SS1 things, it's just the headlamp arrangement that spoils them for me.

[Alexg]

I've just noticed its done 170,000k Good work

[revolting peasant]

[DCLane]

Hard to do links on my phone, so you'll have to do some work...

 

 

Item

170633623378

Triumph acclaim for one hundred quid. Get on it!

 

Work done:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170633623378&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp3984.m570.l1313%26_nkw%3D170633623378%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

 

No photos and it's Rickmansworth, Herts. 28000 miles and £100

 

Mine if I was any nearer

[Shep Shepherd]

As long as that Espero has an LPG conversion certificate (you won't get insurance without one), it would make a great commuter car for someone

[R19dude]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... r/78612493

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Cortina-Mk3- ... 45fa4aef70

 

Check out this Cortina on TSW Venoms!, and more importaintly check out the plate, NHK 569M, Just like The Sweeney!

 

Ford Cortina 1.6 L Mk 3 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renult-19-only-69k-miles-cheap-run-around-car/78612493

 

 

 

That's your R19 isn't it, £200 seems like a cheap car, What does it need for the mot?.

[R19dude]

some rubbers for the exhuast that I have, I would love to keep it,

 

but have been made redundent so cant even afford the mot ;( bad times.....

 

I even brought a haynes for it since I love the car

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HUMBER-HAWK-/1905 ... 2c5c54e135

 

The owner of this Hawk states it not up to show standard but I've seen a lot worse, £2200 or best offer seems very fair, has a years mot as well.

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-HUMBER-SCEPT ... 4cf6d2740f

 

Talking of old Humbers, Look this one, The dash on these look much more modern then the rest of the car i think, I'd have one just for that reason alone.

 

Another fair priced one at £1995.

[BMC Dan]

"1985 called" etc

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-144-1971-TA ... 20b8d74342

[Rhythm Thief]

"1985 called" etc

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-144-1971-TA ... 20b8d74342

 

Nice, but I don't think I could buy from someone who writes entirely in upper case letters, uses words like "TOMOZ" and thinks that commas and apostrophes are the same thing.

 

DRIVE,S VERY WELL.

 

ALL ORIGANAL, 2 PREVIOUS ELDERLY OWNERS.

 

BODY NEEDS RESTORING,

 

IF NO INTEREST, IT GO,S TO THE BANGER BOYS

 

CAN SET UP BUY IT NOW, FOR REASONABLE OFFER

 

WILL BE ADVERTISED TOMOZ LOCALY

 

Bit dubious about "ORIGANAL" too ...

[ProgRocker]

Suzuki Alto!

Alto Auto

 

Edit - fixed link

[Guest]

"1985 called" etc

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-144-1971-TA ... 20b8d74342

 

Ebay seller in 'dribbling mong' shocker.

[M'coli]

Have I missed this? Take a 205 GTi and add flimsyness and less weight:

Visa GTi with ess than 20 minutes to go.

[wuvvum]

Bargainacious Mk3 Escort, in miserable 1100 spec for added shite points. If this weren't 250 miles away I'd be all over it.

 

[eddyramrod]

I don't think I could buy from someone who writes entirely in upper case letters, uses words like "TOMOZ" and thinks that commas and apostrophes are the same thing.

 

DRIVE,S VERY WELL.

 

ALL ORIGANAL, 2 PREVIOUS ELDERLY OWNERS.

 

BODY NEEDS RESTORING,

 

IF NO INTEREST, IT GO,S TO THE BANGER BOYS

 

CAN SET UP BUY IT NOW, FOR REASONABLE OFFER

 

WILL BE ADVERTISED TOMOZ LOCALY

 

Bit dubious about "ORIGANAL" too ...

 

So you should be, it's not an English word. Neither is "LOCALY" and don't let me start on his so-called apostrophes! Is it too much to ask that parents teach their children to read and write, like mine did? In fact, given that he's selling a 40-year-old car and is probably about the same age as it, were my parents the last to teach their children thus?

Or am I just officially an old codger now?

[AeroNautiCal]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-HUMBER-SCEPT ... 4cf6d2740f

 

Talking of old Humbers, Look this one, The dash on these look much more modern then the rest of the car i think, I'd have one just for that reason alone.

 

Another fair priced one at £1995.

 

 

That's gorgeous!

 

If I had £1995 I'd be seriously tempted.

 

However, not having £1995, I'll resort to drooling...

[Alexg]

SPLENDID!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CONSUL-GRANA ... 5198fcae14

 

DRY STORED SINCE 1988

[Lankytim]

Its going to be a shame to see that lovely straight roof bent with hi-ab chains!

[eddyramrod]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[trigger]

I've cummed.

[pbottomley]

SPLENDID!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CONSUL-GRANA ... 5198fcae14

 

DRY STORED SINCE 1988

 

very splendid however I expect to see that on the doctors ebay account in about two weeks for twice the price it goes for in a few days

[trigger]

http://www.volkszone.com/VZi/showthread.php?t=693654

 

SOZ for the big picture, This is over on VZi for £2500ono, Pretty hot i think you'll agree.

[M'coli]

It's a good job the OU assignment I'm working on can be submitted electronically seeing those 2 beauties above, or else I'd have to re-write the lot. As it is, I'm using the spare keyboard, the other one's a bit sticky...

 

That Granny estate is a stunner. I used to run around carparks as a young boy in the 70s looking at cars like this and these were fantastic then, and moreso now!

[trigger]

http://www.volkszone.com/VZi/showthread.php?t=700684

 

What about this cheapy over on Vzi, It has mot until Aug but for £250ono you could run it for the few months and then just use it as a shed if it doesn't pass again.