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Owain-328i Rank: BL Wedge

Owain-328i

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This makes my head hurt

"This drives like a 1974 Range Rover so although it looks like a P38 it certainly doesn't drive like one, so dont expect a modern feel car."

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260771233637&ih=016&category=29748&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

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The biggest giveaway to this heap is its location. 'Sidcup Kent'. That tells you all you need to know about the type of dribbling inbreds that knocked this together.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Nice, un-scene wrecked Beetle anyone? Looks like a plate rape job to me but nice looking old bus....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLKSWAGEN-RED-/3 ... 4cf6bdf867

 

Coming soon to a show near you soon with Empi wheels and an Iron Cross sticker on the boot probably. Or some 'original' card who'll lob a roofrack full of shit or a surboard on the roof.

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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Nice, un-scene wrecked Beetle anyone? Looks like a plate rape job to me but nice looking old bus....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLKSWAGEN-RED-/3 ... 4cf6bdf867

I have a lot of love for these thanks to half an hour in Beverly Norris' red one sometime in 1987, though would probably hate one as a daily.

Would rather have a Trab with 1100cc Polo engine

Gompo Rank: Citroen Ami

Gompo

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This is a nice listing:

 

I quite like these in a total shit kind of way. Poor mans Morgan innit, you can imagine some lovely eccentric bloke having it as his pride and joy.

 

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Alternatively you can also imagine some complete fucking clueless and illiterate mongsack buying it instead.

 

good soft top small tear no bottom one inch easy fix carpets good nice and clean in side drives very nice good tyers buckte seats pad on drivers side split £30 to fix no mot wont take much to get it need quick sale

 

Dont worry, there's more..

 

must be picked up this week end bad bits paint needs cut and polish headlight needs new rim £10 spear wheel needs fix this is a loot of car for a little bit of money come and have a look 01732761918 this car is for sale out side of ebay so may end early lots of paper work and photos of build by now 850 photo to follow ps starter moter may need looking runs slow but it still starts car uk bids onely car must be payed for on saterday 30th re listed as gay from germany did not pay on time if you dont have the money dont bid this is a very nice car come and look may px

 

Really makes you wanna take a look.

 

He did actually manage a full stop in his recent update

 

ive just got the bonit back from the stripers now needs. good polish

 

An earlier listing by him reveals a few more details:

 

i think it will fly through mot .it is a 2+2 raceing seatbelts allie peddles couler green with allie bonit nice allie wheels good tyers just needs a good cut and polish full wet weather gear lots of paper work photos of bild now

 

'Sparton'

Gompo Rank: Citroen Ami

Gompo

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HEY, Sheikh Wideboi Musunkai called from 1989, wants his G-WAGEN back like pronto!

 

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I usually like these, but this one is rather vile.

 

G-boi

Polystratus Rank: Austin Maxi

Polystratus

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Nice, un-scene wrecked Beetle anyone? Looks like a plate rape job to me but nice looking old bus....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLKSWAGEN-RED-/3 ... 4cf6bdf867

I have a lot of love for these thanks to half an hour in Beverly Norris' red one sometime in 1987, though would probably hate one as a daily.

Would rather have a Trab with 1100cc Polo engine

 

Next Beetle going to have will be a red or green one. Still has 6v electrics a bit useless for a daily use one I guess, but ok as a summer roundaround.

 

This is a nice listing:

 

I quite like these in a total shit kind of way. Poor mans Morgan innit, you can imagine some lovely eccentric bloke having it as his pride and joy.

 

 

These were made somewhere near Pinxton, think they used engines and transmissions from Cortinas.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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The last of the Bank Holiday new listings..... for 3 days or so.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/STUNNING-1980-AUS ... 1e632fb276

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-LOTUS-ECLAT- ... 4aaaa60428

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-AUSTIN-MAEST ... 4cf6c35daa

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VAUXHALL-CHE ... 3cb763b61d

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rover-820-si-1991 ... 588dbd59b4

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-Ford-Zephyr- ... 1e632e9f28

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-BUICK-regal- ... 2a101807fa

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-HONDA-CIVIC- ... 20b8cf8dce

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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My Mrs told me that if I buy another car that I can forget about setting foot in the house ever again. ^ Problem solved :D

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check out this weapons (of mass destruction) grade bellend...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2000-OPEL-ADMIRAL ... 45fa3c5259

 

Appalling feedback, spazzy write up and this little gem thrown in for good measure

 

'here we have opel corsa from germany if you ask me better as there more solid than uk cars'

 

OH RLY? So being built in the same fucking factory as the rest of them but having a different set of badges to the UK version makes it better does it? I also like how this German model is right hand drive. Twat.

face Rank: Renault 16

face

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1300 engine with Nova Sport engine pack, twin 40 Webers, Airbox

 

but....

 

and only needs carbs setting up properly

 

No surprise there, I had a Nova Sport back in the day and it was an utter pig to set-up. I know sod all about such stuff, but a succesion of mechanic mates/rolling road tuners could not keep the carbs set up properly for more than about 4-500 miles. The power delivery was either very casual or very manic - nothing inbetween. Great fun!

scruff Rank: Renault 16

scruff

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This makes my head hurt

"This drives like a 1974 Range Rover so although it looks like a P38 it certainly doesn't drive like one, so dont expect a modern feel car."

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260771233637&ih=016&category=29748&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

 

The biggest giveaway to this heap is its location. 'Sidcup Kent'. That tells you all you need to know about the type of dribbling inbreds that knocked this together.

 

Especially as a '74 RR has a 100" wheelbase and a P38 is 108". If it has got a Classic chassis it must be from an LSE which didn't appear until the early 90s, either way it screams AVOID

Guest Leonard Hatred

Guest Leonard Hatred

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OH RLY? So being built in the same fucking factory as the rest of them but having a different set of badges to the UK version makes it better does it? I also like how this German model is right hand drive. Twat.

 

It's gone now. Aren't they all built in Spain?

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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GR8 NEWS, GANG!

 

This little honey is now nesting comfortably on my driveway.

It's a right nice thing. Perhaps presenting with slightly more 'giffer wounds' than the ad implied, but its still pretty straight, totally unrusty and makes that lovely peppy vroomy noise that only these small peugeots can. Came with a massive wodge of bills & receipts too, indicating that someone looked after it properly. I think I will take it for a blezz up the farm road later to see if anything falls off, then get it in for a test pronto.

 

That looks ace. Very good for the money.

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