Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[dollywobbler]

Tempting me this week, and getting me in all sorts of trouble with the missus are:

 

Exceedingly powerful Carlton. Perfect Mini replacement?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0586021213

 

Ok, how about a not-exceedingly powerful Carlton?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0669201756

 

Fine. How about a warbling 4x4 then?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0764800287

 

Still no joy.

Um, what about a lairy hot hatch then?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0706981898

 

I'm still getting 'that' look. Better luck next time!

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MONTIGO-/2 ... 3a64d341b1

 

Austcin Montigo

 

Mileage: 43000

 

2 of the tyres are original

 

GR888 for peace of mind on the trip home

[pogweasel]

Wobbler, get on that 205, that would be pretty much perfect for WELSH conditions. Tell you wife it's like a mini, small whizzy fun, but also moar practical. Just don't blame me when end up upside down in a ditch (again)

[Volksy]

VERY clever advert, as in written by the dude. That sort chatter isn't from a woman. He's drawing in "porn star" wannabes with the implied hook-up with his ex who is ostensibly selling the car for him. Balderdash. You arrive with 10 tons in yer pocket for the Z, and out the door comes some oaf with a ballcap and whiskers.... bait 'n switch!

 

 

I think the pornographer comment refers to top gear.

[M'coli]

Tempting me this week, and getting me in all sorts of trouble with the missus are:

 

Exceedingly powerful Carlton. Perfect Mini replacement?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0586021213

This is one of the great cars of all time, contemporary road testers found it was comfier, better handling and faster than the equivalent 5-series BMW. Buy it.

[trigger]

Ok, how about a not-exceedingly powerful Carlton?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0669201756

 

It's a shame that no one wanted to save this one, it was cheaper, only done 75000 miles and was really spotless and original.

 

1990 Vauxhall Carlton 2.0i GL Auto by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

Sadly a few days later the garage scrapped it as it was closing down.

 

1990 Vauxhall Carlton by Mr Gav!, on Flickr

[Rocket88]

M'coli, you speak the truth. Carlton gsi was the best "modern" Vauxhall by a long way. Quick, fun to drive, fairly economical, and look great. That's a good price, if the rear wheel arches aren't entirely sculpted out of wob.

[dollywobbler]

That was a crying shame Trig. Mind you, I wasn't allowed to buy that one then, and I doubt I'll get away with buying one now either!

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-15-/15058 ... 230fb5a3e1

 

Renault 15 for only £400!, Needs restoring mind, one for Mr. Bickle?.

[trigger]

I got told that all the shit left at East coast salvages yard got fragged when they moved premises, This can't be true as a few shitters are starting to appear on ebay.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Morris-Cowley-/18 ... 2a0f87acb4

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-MERCEDES-230 ... 2a0f8c5e60

[trigger]

I got told that all the shit left at East coast salvages yard got fragged when they moved premises, This can't be true as a few shitters are starting to appear on ebay.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Morris-Cowley-/18 ... 2a0f87acb4

 

Just having to laugh, That Merc van behind the Cowley is also advertived here http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2005-Kia-Sedona-M ... 2a0e7c99e4

 

 

The vehicle details for P995 TGK are:

 

Date of Liability 01 08 2005

Date of First Registration 14 01 1997

Year of Manufacture 1997

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 2295CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour SILVER

 

 

I tell you, The stuff left in that old yard is shit, I like to go back down there with a camera though, The photos i took last time are here viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7230

[nigel bickle]

Thanks Trig -already got one. 17 as well.

 

Never used- might be tempted to part if this one makes sensible money- once the barns sorted

[RENOMAD]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-15-/15058 ... 230fb5a3e1

 

Renault 15 for only £400!, Needs restoring mind, one for Mr. Bickle?.

 

 

I might go for this one actually, if nobody minds,,although the cost of getting it home is more than the price of it

[trigger]

Go for it! It needs saving, R plate seems quite late to me as well.

[BMC Dan]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1964-Moskvich-403 ... 6089838290

[BMC Dan]

GR8 4 1 LEGGED PRE 68 DRIVER

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-A60-GREY-s ... 4cf644b89f

[BMC Dan]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/beautiful-example ... 3a64d1cf0d

 

What's up with the dash on this? Some sort a basic fleet model?

 

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

2 grand for a rusting 1100?

That's one for the "bargains" thread I'm afraid!

[Angrydicky]

All 2 door MK2 1100's seem to have that dash. Not sure why.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PEUGEOT-405-GRX4- ... 0649077889

[trigger]

That's got to be as rare as hens teeth in rocking horse shit!

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-TOYOTA-TERCE ... 0564843461

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-NOVA-PIC ... 0798932235

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-Chrysler-2-0 ... 3a64d80280

 

Have we had this one before?, Mind you at £3995 it should be in the Bargains thread really.

[retro80sboy]

pocket money Skoda tat

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=101519

[skattrd]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0586666279

[outlaw118]

Loving that "ALPHA"

You fucking mongtard.

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-ALFA-ROMEO-7 ... 19c4785ab0

 

I thought these were FWD?.

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-SUZUKI-ALTO- ... 3f08afa011

 

i dont think its one of those cars you drive 200 miles a day in

 

I don't think he's trying hard enough, He's hinting that he'll take £199 for this which has 10 months mot and 2 months tax.

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-HONDA-ACCORD ... 41585abe37

 

I've not seen one of these for ages, I like the colour coded interior the best, This one has a knackered engine so it's days might be numbered.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-P100-Pickup- ... 3cb6a21ce3

 

THERE ISN'T ANOTHER P100 IN THE WORLD LIKE IT SO IT MUST BE WORTH ABIT OF MONEY

 

If you say so mate.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-VAUXHALL-AST ... 230f9f7061

 

HERE YOU CAN SEE MY ASTRA MK1 NEEDS A BIT OF TLC