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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Thick twat ruins old honest Metro. The end. It's a Mini brained adventure...

 

I bet someone on here is pleased.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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OOOOHHH INDEED! There's some gr8 stuff on C+C of late.

 

everything works perfectly

...except the diff...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Cadillac BaLLS DEEP. Based on the 'reliable Saab 93' apparantly. I had a slight WTF moment with the random picture of the air vent. Then I realised it was a fifty pence lash up job on a five year old car. It looks a little like a Rover 400 that had a freak accident with some rear light expanding foam just before it fell off the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2006-CADILLAC-BLS ... 19c3061512

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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^^^ I saw one of those Cadillac BTS's the other day, and couldn't work out what it was, until I got up close and read the badge that is.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I think they look smart

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Anyone for some brown love?

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She's been on before, theres a bit of a rant from Mr donuthead as to why - previous high bidder was "idiot" shocker.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Another familiar face returns

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Badermatic Chuvit in lovely nick, £1500 reserve, but on c&c @ £3500 apparently.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Mmmmmmmmmmm Autoshite racing beige, pov spec Escort

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One owner from new, 39,000 miles no tax or ticket.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Allegro called mabel....

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Low miles, old lady owner etc etc, currently £343 RNM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Renno 5 Gorblimey Turbo in Cornwalland.

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"barn Find" Where are all these barns with forgotten buckets of WIN?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Boooooiiiiing!!!

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Box of lovliness, lots of work done, more required by the sound of it......I'm "turning japanese" here.... :oops:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Dollywobbler Courier Services Ltd. Service with a beard.

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It's got a cooker and cupboards in it, so gr9 for long-haul missions (in some ways)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Where's Fred? Or Whitevanman? (easy dulux job)

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3.0 V6 esSEX(!) lump, tatty and faded, what's not to like?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Not sure if this iz r pearoast, but it's lovely

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Heather Mills spec, £2995 classified.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Another Chevette

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£400 start, no bids, looks like a nice one.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

"Help I've spunked my money" corner:

1986 FORD CAPRI / ELEANOR LOOKALIKE
No it isn't, it's a 2 litre laser with some stripes and plaz

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To be honest, it doesn't look like too bad a job if you like that sort of thing, but it does not look like "Eleanor" even if I squint.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

OMGVWNOTRATLUKYO

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This looks nice - not keen on the net/tailgate thingy, but well done. £4k's worth though?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

That'll do for now....

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I like Cadillac BLS too. When they are moving and you catch the rear quarter view as you sail past that is. That way the gigantic grille gets a wing mirror framing, so doesn't burn so much.

 

 

Sacre Blanc !

 

Le Forum Estafette

 

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michiel Rank: Renault 16

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Isn't that an (ex-)Bickle Estafette?

 

Other items for sale: Beck- Mutations. Excellent combination.

 

Edit: read the ad, know whose pickup it is now. Good luck with the sale!

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Sorry, that brown 2CV/Acadiane van thing is just hideous. Why would you fit a 2CV nose to a Dyane? Yuck.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MORRIS-OXFORD-MAR ... 3364ee31d1

 

Found in a house clearance and needs to be removed before the 10th!, good luck with that!

 

The vehicle details for 479 KTU are:

 

Date of Liability 01 05 1989

Date of First Registration 08 04 1960

Year of Manufacture Not Available

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1489CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour MAROON

BMC Dan Rank: Austin Maxi

BMC Dan

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A job for BMC Dan?

 

Too far and very short notice sadly. :( Have posted a link to it on the farina forum but the risk of dulux treatment does seem very high for it, hopefully the racer will save any good bits off it if so. As far as I know the amount of surviving roadworthy fintail Oxfords barely reach double figures now :shock:

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1970-VW-BEETLE-13 ... 4156b27d02

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KNACKERED OLD BEETLE.

 

NO ENGINE

 

LOOKS RUBBISH

 

PRESENTED IN DISGUSTING HEARING-AID BEIGE

 

FITTED WITH AIR CONDIONING - A BIG HOLE IN THE FLOOR

 

NO GEARBOX

 

IN FAST IT WOULD BE PERFECT TO LET YOUR CHICKENS SLEEP IN IT.

 

I HAVE STARTED THE SUCTION AT A POUND, BUT ITS PROBABLY NOT WORTH THAT MUCH

 

IF I WAS YOU I WOULDNT BID

 

 

Awaiting stupid questions....

michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1970-VW-BEETLE-1302S-TAX-EXEMPT-HEARING-AID-BEIGE-/280627412226?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4156b27d02

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KNACKERED OLD BEETLE.

 

NO ENGINE

 

LOOKS RUBBISH

 

PRESENTED IN DISGUSTING HEARING-AID BEIGE

 

FITTED WITH AIR CONDIONING - A BIG HOLE IN THE FLOOR

 

NO GEARBOX

 

IN FAST IT WOULD BE PERFECT TO LET YOUR CHICKENS SLEEP IN IT.

 

I HAVE STARTED THE SUCTION AT A POUND, BUT ITS PROBABLY NOT WORTH THAT MUCH

 

IF I WAS YOU I WOULDNT BID

 

 

Awaiting stupid questions....

 

will sell for about £600 i reckon

Guest

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Oh my that Skoda is awesome, if I wasn't busy trying to save FSO's I would be all over that.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Maxi HL in want of a Torsten save

 

 

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This car was the subject of a college restoration some years ago
retro80sboy Rank: BL Wedge

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This car was the subject of a college restoration some years ago

 

Didnt know you could get an A level in Autoshite?

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