Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[cobblers]

 

reason for sale need normal car as i am going university

 

[vulgalour]

I thought opposable thumbs were a requirement for University these days? Clearly, the vendor doesn't have any because he's having such trouble holding the camera.

[Cavcraft]

He seems to be a Celtic fan so I'm more surprised his thumbs aren't webbed together with his fingers.

 

This should be in 'our' radar.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323-Sal ... 4ab4759d56

 

Think he's going to struggle at £350 RNM and no MOT or tax.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-CAP ... 1e6b905dbd

 

'Word up'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevy-Cameo-p ... 337258a19a

 

'Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'

[Cavcraft]

I think I'm in love.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-mk-4-for ... 27c3dd58f7

[willswitchengage]

 

 

Berliet

 

 

Citoren BX 1.9 TZi

[Alexg]

Impress the wife...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Bond-Min ... 337254b579

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Al ... 2ebbbf51ab

 

'Will deliver to Bolton'

[KruJoe]

God, those Bond things are ugly!

That trailer is a heroic effort too.

 

The BX ad is anything but. WTF is it with ebay sellers these days?

Still looking for "tosspottery"? We found 1 new match for you.

[Cavcraft]

How funky is this interior? Reckon I could just look at that all day long and never get tired of it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-E12-525-W ... 1c24298ad5

 

'very small dent on tailgate'

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Leyland- ... 4ab45c644e

[mattblack]

Mileage: 900000

 

slight noise from cam

[KruJoe]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170786955545

[Spiny Norman]

Love that Princess, meanwhile..TAXI!

 

[catsinthewelder]

From a familiar face

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-144S-19 ... 4ab442e78e

 

 

edit.. sorry about picture fail, firefox no likey this one

[Pete-M]

That Granada is rather nice. Even with a diesel lump. If it was an estate....

[vulgalour]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-PRINCE ... 500wt_1413

 

It's been listed before.

[M'coli]

From a familiar face

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-144S-19 ... 4ab442e78e

 

 

edit.. sorry about picture fail, firefox no likey this one

[catsinthewelder]

Thanks MC

[Cavcraft]

Note the Princess seller is using the old 'wife doesn't like it' nonsense. This of course actually means 'It's far too much work and needs thousands spending on it so I'll come out with a rubbish excuse instead.'

 

Check this WIN MOBILE OUT

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-G-MAZDA- ... 3f142fea7c

 

'SEVEN THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED MILES FROM NEW!!!'

 

Nice that.

[face]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-C ... 0643427524

 

the chassis is fairly strong has a few patches of rust

 

Apologies if I'm missing something here, but this is up at £165 with 4 bids. Can somebody please explain this?

[Cavcraft]

'not to mutch rust'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-HILLMAN- ... 4ab4792356

 

'famaly, togeder, weel archers, famaly, crome, whede, weel archers'

[blackbird]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Bluebird-ZX-Turbo-hatch-T72-/220959536243?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item337236f473

 

[flat4alfa]

Is there a family in the boot?

 

It's a bit low there

[cort16]

24v GSi Carlton. 300 - no reserve. Possibly need to add a couple of big bottles of..

and quite a lot of..

 

but it looks like it's possibly been well looked after in it's day.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL-CARLTON-GSI-24V-BLACK-/300666669239?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item46012148b7

 

I really like your van M8 I was thinking about buying it and using it to deliver wheel barrows, can you let me know the width of the back doors?

 

Erm..

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOMISED-BEDFORD-CF-VAN-1987-/130653649531?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e6b907a7b

 

I recon this is somewhere between being a right cracker and total friggin disaster area, divorce enducing life ruiner.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-1978-DAIMLER-SOVEREIGN-4-2-LWB-AUTO-GREEN-/280829568867?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4162bf2763

 

Now this I like. Just failed it MOT "on a bit of welding"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-FHC-Flamenco-Red-/251002028907?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a70e3036b

[John F]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-C ... 0643427524

 

the chassis is fairly strong has a few patches of rust

 

Apologies if I'm missing something here, but this is up at £165 with 4 bids. Can somebody please explain this?

 

Unless they need a replacement Perkins unit, I suspect they're bidding on the Fairey overdrive that's fitted to the Rangie wreck.

 

If this is the case they're muppets, though, because there's one on eBay for 99p no reserve with one day to go. And Range Rover overdrives don't fit Series Landies (a 2nd hand Fairey overdrive for a Series Landie would cost 300+ quid).

[wuvvum]

This is a superb way to sell your car - listing it with a photograph of it on its side in a Norfolk ditch with "Police Aware" tape tied round it.

 

[Autoplas]

Get Stuttgart on the phone !

 

It's a bit of Mercedes history !

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-c180 ... 2319f8ff6b

 

"Oh you made more than one C180 with manual transmission ?. What about power-ass steering and something called ASB ?. Bollocks, I've given him a deposit and it's nun-refundable........."

[trigger]

 

Check this WIN MOBILE OUT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-G-MAZDA- ... 3f142fea7c

 

'SEVEN THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED MILES FROM NEW!!!'

 

Nice that.

 

That's the same one i posted 4 weeks ago, It had been on autotrader for 2 weeks unsold by the original owners son for £995, I bet it goes for silly money now especially after all the bollocks that the current dealers sprouting off.

[Cavcraft]

This is a superb way to sell your car - listing it with a photograph of it on its side in a Norfolk ditch with "Police Aware" tape tied round it.

 

 

'I don't think I'm missing anything'