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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Visa 652cc, sadly no longer for sale but in my "ebay lols" favourites folder and AFAIK not been posted here before.

 

Air horns, Mr Bean door lock, Skyline exhaust, PA system, most repairs sourced from B&Q not Halfords... didn't sell but that satellite pod and 2CV engine have got to be worth £250 alone!

CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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That Manta looks immense. Hope it isn't relisted in a few weeks with no engine or 'box....

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Saw dozens of them when farting around in Eastern Europe last summer, love Rapides.

 

Not great at taking car photos but here she is under a layer of frost before I put the 16V speedlines on:

 

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Welcome from another BX owner. Fancy starting a thread on your BX? It has a tailblazer! Shite accessory points straightaway.

CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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I think BolX linked to this a little while ago but I just noticed it's probably about 8 miles away so may be worth a look. Granted it's an Audi and not an estate which makes me dislike it already......but it is cheap.....

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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Saw dozens of them when farting around in Eastern Europe last summer, love Rapides.

 

Not great at taking car photos but here she is under a layer of frost before I put the 16V speedlines on:

 

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Blackpool plates.

FTW! :D

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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^^^ Funny that, it's gone to that seller who used to be "ashes-2-ashes-retro-cars-life-on-mars".

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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^^^ Funny that, it's gone to that seller who used to be "ashes-2-ashes-retro-cars-life-on-mars".

 

That guy is a proper BELLA EMBERG, expect to see it for sale for several months now under different seller names but in the same bit of east yorks or wherever he is.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Is that 'Ashes-to-Ashes' geezer aka Raymanboy Chelsea-dolls-House-Antiques-Roadshow-Grand-Piano-Fruitcake? I miss his listings, he was a full on mental case and no mistaking.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-lotus-El ... 19cdd68e36

 

'start price £160 for scrap value reasons. We-Buy-Any-Fibreglass.com ahve said I post this to them they will defo buy it'

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Eh? he's says it doesn't, doesn't he? :?

 

publically, yes (autoshite gets a mention on his listing)

 

privately, he's unsure. This allegro isnt worth 200 quid, its a dead car with a prick for an owner

 

I wont be surprised if no one bids on this auction

 

he just sent me a lovely ebay message :D

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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'SINCE BEING SAT IT WONT START, I THINK IT MAYBE THE POINTS, THE COIL OR THE P100 TRUCKMAN TOP I FITTED'

 

:lol:

Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lord Sterling

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Looking to trade down from your Cavalier 2.0GLi? Wanna feel like you've been 'shit on' by your company? Ready to go home and 'physically cry'? Then grab yourself this once in a few years opportunity and pick up the keys to this lovely Maestro Clubman Diesel.

 

This isnt just any Diesel, this is a Clubman Diesel 8)

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That looks class, original trims, scabby edges, towbar - its got 'the look' 100% down to a tee.

 

Who's got the look? I don't know the answer to that question

 

Where's the look? If I knew I would tell you

 

What's the look? Look for your information

 

Yes there's one thing, the one thing that still holds true

Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lord Sterling

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More Maestro action:

 

This time its a Maestro Turdbo Diesel, complete with MGF alloys and 'V12' badging. Imagine the looks on fellow reps faces as you roll up into the carpark in this 'V12' badged Maestro, you'll really get some rEsePkt :roll:

 

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ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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^ Maestro V12 :lol:

 

Not sure if this one should be here, or at £3895 BIN, in the "Bargains" thread...

 

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Granny

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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I'm sure that VISA was on ebay a few weeks ago, it sold for £190- a bit of a bargain. Looks like the new owner is turning a profit already!

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Remember the van? Remember the hedge? Monty TD estate from the same seller.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-MO ... 0740721720

 

 

 

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Intermittent 'juddery' drive
Some general corrosion
Intermittent fault with the headlights. Sometimes they work, sometimes not.
Suspected HGF

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-800-825 ... 0663422265

 

The car drives beautifully.
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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RALPH SAYS YES

 

 

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'EXCESSIVELY CORRODED/RUSTY/ROTTEN CHASSIS. NO WORRIES THOUGH, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE MINGEBAG'S CAR AND I WILL REPAIR THE UNDERNEATH WITH NETTO CARRIER BAGS, PIGEON SHIT AND GAFFER TAPE.'

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