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Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

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More Maestro action:

 

This time its a Maestro Turdbo Diesel, complete with MGF alloys and 'V12' badging. Imagine the looks on fellow reps faces as you roll up into the carpark in this 'V12' badged Maestro, you'll really get some rEsePkt :roll:

 

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ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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^ Maestro V12 :lol:

 

Not sure if this one should be here, or at £3895 BIN, in the "Bargains" thread...

 

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Granny

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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I'm sure that VISA was on ebay a few weeks ago, it sold for £190- a bit of a bargain. Looks like the new owner is turning a profit already!

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Remember the van? Remember the hedge? Monty TD estate from the same seller.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-MO ... 0740721720

 

 

 

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Intermittent 'juddery' drive
Some general corrosion
Intermittent fault with the headlights. Sometimes they work, sometimes not.
Suspected HGF

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-800-825 ... 0663422265

 

The car drives beautifully.
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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RALPH SAYS YES

 

 

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'EXCESSIVELY CORRODED/RUSTY/ROTTEN CHASSIS. NO WORRIES THOUGH, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE MINGEBAG'S CAR AND I WILL REPAIR THE UNDERNEATH WITH NETTO CARRIER BAGS, PIGEON SHIT AND GAFFER TAPE.'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I WUD BE UNFAIFULL 2 MY MRS WIV DIS CAR

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-4-2-S ... 27c3b27689

 

'totally genuine and original'

 

Corr blimey, me old cheesegrater, that looks ace considering it's original.

 

'just undergone a full professional repaint'

 

The wheels would have to go but that's a bloody lovely car, really do like these S1 models, defo best of the bunch in the looks department. 'LG' is a local suffix (iirc) so it's possibly a Henleys of Chester car.

Guest

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you would be insane to buy that when my mates one is still for sale for about £100 more

 

Yeah, but Felly doesn't like it.

Guest

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420Gsi £550. I would.

 

'Kin ell, that's lush.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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That is nice!, they are pretty rapid cars as well, it's the hump in the bonnet that makes it go quicker.

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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£150 secures this beauty for your special day. Insurance for hire and reward probably not included.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... e/96806443

 

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that there are quite a few people prepared to pay that. There are large numbers of Punjabis and Kashmiris in this country, and they are famous for their, shall we say, "different" tastes even within Pakistan (my friend from Karachi told me that going to Bradford and seeing those people was a 'major culture shock' for him).

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Hummmm. What would Amy say if I went out with a bag of money to buy a family car and came home with that?

 

I'm sure she'd be fine with it.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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She said, "No, its white!"

 

Plus its not tax exempt :(

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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poe.jpg

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CARL ... 1e6b6dbf21

 

 

'By a route obscure and lonely,

Haunted by ill arches only,

Where a paintjob, dark as NIGHT,

On a black throne reigns upright,

I have reached these lands but newly

From an ultimate dimly spelt version of Irmscher light --

From a wild weird clime that types like shite

Out of SPACE -- out of TIME.'

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Is that 'Ashes-to-Ashes' geezer aka Raymanboy Chelsea-dolls-House-Antiques-Roadshow-Grand-Piano-Fruitcake? I miss his listings, he was a full on mental case and no mistaking.

It's not, no.

 

Our legend can be found today as

 

rollsroycelitd

 

and

 

san-carlo

 

Ora good wife . . . a good life . . . .get a life sure as not is about not owning a nice piece of furniture
flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Ho ho ho!

 

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Questions from other members : Historic Rally Car Austin Allegro, Unfinished Project

 

Q: Have you seen the `autoshite` website by any chance my friend? Some idiots are giving it the large one about your car. A bit naughty really. Have a look under `ebay tat volume 2` ;) Cheers, Bill 18-Feb-12

 

A: Ive been to your suggested site mate and there is nothing to read about my listing, now if you are suggesting that I have listed something incorrect then say what you mean, and make sure you have plenty of money to back it up.

:?:lol:

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