Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

17,645 · January 9, 2012

A beige BX automatic, my dream car! I'd also pay good money just for those wheel trims.

28,410 · January 9, 2012

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/271657203.htm?ca=20_s

Duel!

OK, I've done 10 pages of LBC now, I think that's enough for tonight. Lots of DAFs and R5s, and I'm amazed how many American cars there are! Not many at shite prices though...

Mr B, thanks for the offer, but not this week....

129,548 · January 9, 2012

Shall I compare thee to pre-68,

thou art as desirable to my Hiab, M8.

Rough winds do shake the bodywork away,

And Landrover's engine hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of radiator shines,

And often is his blue complexion dimmÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d;

And every bid from schiller not declined,

By bumping up thee price in mind

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

That's the sound of the Autoshite radar BUZZIN ITS TITS OFF M8.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Austin- ... 1c22aea131

a painter had it before and the inside is decorated with emulsion. I have no documents for the car, I think it was declared scrap by the last owner

That's handy because I LITERALLY emulsioned my undercrackers when I saw this beauty.

3.8k · January 9, 2012

Engine in a Land Rover, the rest to frag, probably.

47,364 · January 9, 2012

two-owner, full-history Astra 2.0 CDi, looks very nice for 350 shekels:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-ASTRA-2- ... 0801998718

47,364 · January 9, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-1 ... 0675966351

one owner, 67k early mondeo, grab it while you can!!! Back bumper is smashed to fook obv. Bet it would come up nice with the polishing mop though.

5,086 · January 9, 2012

/\ How many left say 1 taxed and 3 sorned so rare as a rare thing.

Edit because of heavy traffic here tonight, comment refers to the Montego Countryman

1,982 · January 9, 2012

Oh dear Eddy, you got the leboncoin bug. The night I got told about that I was up until about 4am on it seriously considering a permanent move to France.

That Mondeo is still wearing it's original trims! The Mondeo geek inside me knows that they mean it's a GLX. Yes.... as a child I was a Mondeo spotter

28,410 · January 9, 2012

Oh dear Eddy, you got the leboncoin bug.

France can't ever replace Detroit in my heart....

9,520 · January 9, 2012

Inspired by MO's tales of life with a 126BIS?

A year's ticket and a new motor, with a BIN of a grand.

86,951 · January 9, 2012

Meanwhile, away from the wilds of the inland bit of The KIngdom, our Renault-altering friend from sunny* Burntisland's been at it again;
R9 Broadway Diesel Ã‚Â£995 BIN.

Here it is pre "refurbishment". Saying all that it can't be much if an earner by the time he dragged it up the road, painted it and mot'd it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180769828279

86,951 · January 9, 2012

We all adore a little kia-ora

350 quid. If I hadn't just bought that Volvo I'd be all over this like a dug eating beetroot.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/kia-magentis-25-v6-automatic/94346400

4,107 · January 9, 2012

Saying all that it can't be much if an earner by the time he dragged it up the road, painted it and mot'd it.

Yeah, the guy advertises himself as a Renner 'specialist', as webuyoldrenaults.com, so he probly just threw some paint at it, and lobbed on some spares from his stockpile. I'll need to ask around Burntisland, find him and go have a look! If it weren't a grand, I'd be tempted. Would lob the alloys tho'.

86,951 · January 9, 2012

I agree, the wheels are shit. The paint combos not to bad though. Did they not come in two tone originally?

Try to make sense of this advert I dare you. I recon it's possibly some secret SPY code or something;.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/neon-with-xtras/94305132

I wonder if in 20 years time I'll be on some random website going "OMG I remberz a Mk5 RS2000 4 Ã‚Â£350 why did I not buyz it?"

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-escort-rs-2000-mk5/94306232

47,364 · January 9, 2012

I agree, the wheels are shit. The paint combos not to bad though. Did they not come in two tone originally?

Try to make sense of this advert I dare you. I recon it's possibly some secret SPY code or something;.
http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/neon-with-xtras/94305132

LOL, I fucking love that, the lad chucks more and more random letters in as the ad progresses! by the end he's not even looking at the keyboard any more, just bashing it with open hands.

47,364 · January 9, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-CAM ... 0967206711

MIND BOGGLING

4,107 · January 9, 2012

Cort, bud, you're looking at cars in Airdrie. Did you think there would be any other outcome?

4,256 · January 9, 2012

/\ How many left say 1 taxed and 3 sorned so rare as a rare thing.

Edit because of heavy traffic here tonight, comment refers to the Montego Countryman

I don't believe that can be true. I'm sure I've seen a couple of them on the road just round my local area in the last year or so.

86,951 · January 9, 2012

I agree, the wheels are shit. The paint combos not to bad though. Did they not come in two tone originally?

Try to make sense of this advert I dare you. I recon it's possibly some secret SPY code or something;.
http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/neon-with-xtras/94305132

LOL, I fucking love that, the lad chucks more and more random letters in as the ad progresses! by the end he's not even looking at the keyboard any more, just bashing it with open hands.

swapsomthin undern a 1200 so a vanm pu5t ma w2ee sis on th insurancfe yo7u wont be dissapointeed

3,422 · January 9, 2012

Meanwhile, away from the wilds of the inland bit of The KIngdom, our Renault-altering friend from sunny* Burntisland's been at it again;
R9 Broadway Diesel Ã‚Â£995 BIN.

Here it is pre "refurbishment". Saying all that it can't be much if an earner by the time he dragged it up the road, painted it and mot'd it.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180769828279

Do you know, I think that looks bloody brill, and I have to say I think the new wheels look gr11.

47,364 · January 10, 2012

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/273458169.htm?ca=20_s

3-dr Sierra 2.0iS, 800Ã¢â€šÂ¬

4,107 · January 10, 2012

Do you know, I think that looks bloody brill, and I have to say I think the new wheels look gr11.

The car looks nice, but I'd suspect that the alloys are writing cheques a 1600 diesel can't cash. Knowing how things are round this way... Something smaller and a bit nearer standard would finish it off, for me.

129,548 · January 10, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-Fiat ... 3cc0bd6fbd

'i have vynal wraped the whole car in RASTA CAMO - rastaflage'

For which you deserve to be wraped by a rastafarian camel.

'not in any rush to sell the car'

Just as well, really.

6,689 · January 10, 2012

Cort, bud, you're looking at cars in Airdrie. Did you think there would be any other outcome?

This has made me physically LOL this morning!!! Best thing I've read in a long time.

3,011 · January 10, 2012

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C275026

44,507 · January 10, 2012

Terrible pictures, but I really quite fancy this. Top spec Acclaim with Triomatic.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Accla ... 0802950903

Got to be worth a punt at Ã‚Â£645ono. Though I've just written a buyer's guide about them. They do rot!

47,364 · January 10, 2012

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C275026

Thats the one thats been on eBay about 120 times, eventually selling for Ã‚Â£400 or so. This guy's asking Ã‚Â£950 for it without even bothering to get it running.

1.4k · January 10, 2012

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C275026

Thats the one thats been on eBay about 120 times, eventually selling for Ã‚Â£400 or so. This guy's asking Ã‚Â£950 for it without even bothering to get it running.

He's tried though. You can see him in the 4th picture down crying at it whilst patting the empty pocket where his once-full wallet used to sit.

129,548 · January 10, 2012

Tidy little ShoveShit

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CHEV ... 33706d9a6f

'MOPED TO A VERY HIGH STANDARD'

Doesn't look like a FS1E to me.

''THE NUMBER PLATE HAS BEEN VALUED AT JUST OVER Ã‚Â£1000 ALONE'

Like bollocks it's wiorth over a grand. A dealer might have told him that but he didn't inform him they'd be trying to sell it for 27 years.

129,548 · January 10, 2012

{BING BONG} CAN MR PETE M AND MR G. PIANO PLEASE COME TO RECEPTION. {BING BONG}

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MORRIS-I ... 231879a64e

'bought it wene I was learning to scuba dive'

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