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garbaldy Rank: Lancia Gamma

garbaldy

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Excuse my ignorance of the place but is Ballycastle in Ireland or the UK (Northern Ireland)? I wondered if it was the former they have a different DVLA thing?

 

well you know what they say ignorance is bliss :lol: i just assumed that it would be on the uk doovla system as the starlet i bought from ireland was,

 

Ballycastle is a small rural seaside town placed on the most north-easterly tip of county Antrim, Northern Ireland

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Safrane RXE V6 Auto. Looks ace for the money. £540!!!

 

# PART EX POSS # MOT NOV 2012 TAX NOV 2012(tax is worth nearly £200)

NO FAULTS AT ALL WITH THIS CAR

this is a once in a lifetime chance to own a car with a recorded 24000 miles which is fully loaded for little money - it benefits from remote locking/air-con-4x electric windows/mirrors/heated seats/climate control/power steering/alarm/voice commands/over drive auto box this car really needs to be driven to be appriciated the drive is so smooth and the seats are like arm chairs very very comfy

 

this car was owned my an elderly gent from 1997 the service history is rediculous it was serviced from1993 at 5483/6540/8691/10035/12994/14244/then to much more to list but basicly 8 pages from the same garage with 5 items per page the oil is clear (obviously) and the engine is quiet the only bad is a few scuffs and indicator needs replacing £19.99 on ebay new

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Christ that must have been for sale for two years now. I bet its got flat tyres and moss growing out of its window seals.

peter9000uk Rank: Austin Maxi

peter9000uk

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You think they would have got the hint by now that it ain't going to fetch £990, as it has been that price everytime it has appeared

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

nigel bickle

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I've offered him £180, twice for that -as I've most of the parts needed to sort. Just blanked me -sadly.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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So you would miss out on all those parts Nigel for £20? Or was there a reserve?

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

nigel bickle

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No. Its a lot worse than he's letting on, he's under substantive pressure from the Council for a clearout, £180 was the second asking price (£160 was the first -both met).

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Ah right, I see - so he is just being a plum then!

CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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Dunno about you guys but I rekon these early Clio mk1s are a sharp lookin' motor. They were total meh in their day but compaired to modern flabby chod I quite like them now;

 

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R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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I agree, I love mine, can't see why the hell anyone would go and spend £9k on a 107/C1/Aygo. That auto with the fooked gasket is a winner... a French explosion of blue on the dash.

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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LPG-powered C5 V6 estate!!!! What a car!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C5-Es ... 0752161272

 

The automatic tiptronic gearbox has developed a fault and lost its fluid which has activated an electronics shut down and the car stopped and will not start again.

 

oh dear!

In theory at least that should be cure leak, re-fill with ATF, re-set fault code and turn key to re-start. In practice it will be take out second mortgage or sell wife and daughters into white slave trade to finance and still end up scrapping because it wont go.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Salty but a sodding nice car in what must be fairly rare mingebag/sales rep spec:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-G-Vauxha ... 5d30ebe5dd

 

Plenty of Doctor-ish twattery in his ramblings though including:

 

'I didn’t realise there was anywhere 100 miles North of Aberdeen!'

 

So that's Tayne off your customer base!

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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My dad bought a 1990 G Cav 2.0i L brand new in 1990 in that colour*. (G806NAK) That is a serious memory fest there.

 

*it was utter shit and kept breaking and he got rid of it after 2 years. A favva_tone record short ownership by a few years.

 

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Edit: I've only gone and found a picture!

 

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g806nak by Tony Lloyd, on Flickr

 

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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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That Beemer ad is hilarious! Or maybe the car is just shy? I cannot for the life of me work out why you'd drive a car out of a garage, then take a photo from inside the garage.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Trailer tent FTW!!! And a cool looking one too.

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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That trailer tent is ace! Kate's got a major caravan want at the minute, and I no longer have the "nothing to tow it" excuse since I got the Jaaaag. Might try a good trailer tent first in the hopes of putting her off, erm, I mean, to see how we get on. :D

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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Trailer tent FTW!!! And a cool looking one too.

 

That trailer tent is ace!

 

Welcome to my idyllic childhood! :mrgreen:

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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Ultra shite Honda Accord. T+T 'til May, and a brutally honest ad...

Honda Accord

 

Taxed and MOT'd to May 2012

 

Starts and drives as it should.

 

Half a tank of petrol in it.

 

Mileage...its been to the moon and back.

 

I am selling it as spares or repairs as I took it as a trade - in and know nothing about it.

 

Need it gone asap

 

Collection from Fife

Can't say fairer than that!

 

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GR0.0003 fottoskilllzez for a Rangie, which either needs a new battery or a new engine, depending how you read the ad. Just add trailer tent.

 

Meanwhile, away from the wilds of the inland bit of The KIngdom, our Renault-altering friend from sunny* Burntisland's been at it again;

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R9 Broadway Diesel £995 BIN.

 

A short and perfectly safe* swim over the Forth, brings us to this rare beastie;

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VR5 Pasta. Another SOR, 'cos there's a few lights showing on the dashboard.

 

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Skoda Fellatio, which is either a bloody brilliant car, or a fucking awful one. Delete as applicable. Either way, this just needs a sill (supplied) and a wing (supplied) and alloys (not supplied, buy them separately...) to pass its' MOT. Eh? Why didn't you just fit them, if it's such a great car? Hmmm...

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That's only about 20 miles from my tat museum facility. Go and fetch it and have a free holiday on me! (on a fuggin building site :roll: )

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