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Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

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ive always wondered why the garage changed its name from Edinburgh retro cars, anyone remember his article in retro cars mag.

 

Went bust apparently. So I heard anyway.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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*Nice to see you posting Mr Lobster.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I wouldn't go there with the Elan. I've driven a shonky one and it's the most disappointing of experiences. A bit like dreaming of Cheryl Cole and discovering that her idea of foreplay is to treat you like a toilet attendant. Well, I thought it was a shonky one. Perhaps that's just what they're like...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If you'll do my bodywork

i can be your long lost pal

i can call you Sammy

and Sammy when you call me

you can call me al, call me al

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Singer-Chamoi ... 6829048469

 

'hi,with the engine being at the rear does this make it lighter on the steering?,I presume it has no powered steering,thanks'

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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I wouldn't go there with the Elan. I've driven a shonky one and it's the most disappointing of experiences. A bit like dreaming of Cheryl Cole and discovering that her idea of foreplay is to treat you like a toilet attendant. Well, I thought it was a shonky one. Perhaps that's just what they're like...

 

Good SEs are bloody good. They don't feel quick, but they are.

 

The 'raft' setup on the front is weird to get right if it's been meddled with, the clock is in a truly ridiculous position, and the switchgear is from a Carlton, but they're great fun when they're right.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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I was thinking that, I nearly emailed him but he states NO BUY IT NOW at the bottom of the listing.

 

It needs work though, I guess if it's straight it will need £2000 of paintwork to bring it back up to a decent standard again and with my measly budget of £2500 i doubt he'll sell it for £500, I wouldn't be surprised if it gets up to £1500-2000 by the end of the listing even in it's current state, It hard to guess though so i haven't seen one up for sale for years.

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

brammy777

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That mega long Granada is apparently in Farnborough, no idea where though... I think it's one of the more well off areas looking at the houses. I may have to try and spot that before it's sold.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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MAKE ALL OF VOSA'S XMASSES CUM AT ONSE

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=117923

 

How to make a beavertail Transit the council estate way. Take one ordinary swb pick-up and throw away the bed. Add a weirdly angled extension that's not actually part of the original, (very) carefully sprinkle a smidgin of pallets and off you go...

 

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'WANTS SOME NEW PLY ON THE BED BUT CAN BE USED FINE AS IS PRICED AT WHAT IT IS'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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(1979): Tapped off with a girl the other night but she wouldn't like me shag her because she was on her cycle. I said it's alright love, I'll follow you home on my...

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Check out this AMBIDEXTROUS WANKER...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-nc-50-/ ... 45fee9fd82

 

'the nob on left hand'

 

'ho if you need to ask any questions' :shock:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Don't like going round corners? Averse to roundabouts?

It's not so much the content here but the description has to be right up there with the best...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-CB750-F2 ... 415fe1dc72

 

'RELISTED AFTER SALE FELL THROUGH DUE TO BEREAVEMENT INVOLVING PREVIOUS BUYER

 

'AFTER SPENDING THE LAST 6 MONTHS BRINGING HER BACK FROM THE DEAD, HERE SHE IS...'

 

:lol::lol::lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fancy a car that looks a bit like a sad dog trying to shag a washing machine? Then you need a Mini Cuntmessy Comatose...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-COMTESSE ... 27c1022c7d

 

'WINNERS IDENTITY NOT DISPLAYED AS I'LL BE GETTING MY DAUGHTER TO RUN THE BIDDING UP FROM HER LAPTOP.'

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That's a reet tidy Aggro, I think you should have a go Alex!

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Fancy a car that looks a bit like a sad dog trying to shag a washing machine? Then you need a Mini Cuntmessy Comatose...

 

 

$(KGrHqV,!jME66MHip4uBO252sT8B!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-COMTESSE ... 27c1022c7d

 

'WINNERS IDENTITY NOT DISPLAYED AS I'LL BE GETTING MY DAUGHTER TO RUN THE BIDDING UP FROM HER LAPTOP.'

 

Zut Alors et merde!

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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I've been hovering over the MAKE OFFER button for the last 5 minutes. Bloody miles away though...

 

It's a day of mucking about. Couple of trains and a few hours driving an Allegro Estate. Even if you just buy the ticket on the day if the thing manages 30 mpg on the way home it's gonna cost less than a couple of hundred quid to get it home - and you get to drive it a couple of hundred miles.

 

Hit the button. Buy the fecker, post loads of pics. Even if it all goes monumentally tits up the breakdown services will get you home.

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