Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[garethj]

Feeling the pinch, financially? Think that cars today have too many "extras"? Is it just time you bought a red faded to pink car?

 

Step right this way, sir. I think we can do a deal on this fabulous, low mileage Pug

 

Time to go chasing the Cavaliers down the M1, pulling over only for a quick surf 'n' turf at the nearest Little Chef

 

Or if cautious motoring is too dull, go completely the other way with this, errrr, thing

You get the car plus all the moulds to make more. It's a funny looking thing, does this view remind you of the lovely Lancia Rallye 037?

 

 

And does this view remind you of one of those cars you can print out on paper, then fold up and glue together?

[garethj]

£700 starting bid for two ex-film prop taxis and this red thing from the Captain America film. The taxi looks completely fucked but I like the red car, whatever it is.

 

Fancy some hot fibreglass action? This lovely Ginetta could be just the thing. From the Renault in the background, I'm guessing this photo wasn't taken recently

 

Be the king of Autoshite with this FSO Diesel!

[M'coli]

Hmmm...how about a mk2 Cortina with a B-series diesel in it?

[cort16]

Feast your eyes on this.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-CAPRI-LASER-GREEN-/220847466784?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item336b88e920

[John F]

 

That ticks every single barryboy box... and judging by the pushchair parked in front, the guaranteed chav that owns it has managed to breed

[maxpower]

even though it has my name on the front wing it has fug all to do with me

[Cavcraft]

Truly and utterly awful.

[Guest]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0719512249

 

Land Rover V5 for £295?, Straight in there with the report button!

 

Good,hope someone did same to that brazen tw*at with the fritzed Traveller selling the docs for £600 or 700??? But legally no offence committed selling a V5

[cort16]

Just let it go, they can't hurt you now.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Everything about that Capri is bad. It genuinely is a total disgrace to humanity. Even the Max Power stickers are conspicuous in how badly made and applied they are. Whoever built it really should just be killed outright.

[trigger]

I just hope they don't breed.

 

[theorganist]

Sadly Chavs seem to be more prolific at breeding than most others!!

[barrett]

Everything about that Capri is bad. It genuinely is a total disgrace to humanity. Even the Max Power stickers are conspicuous in how badly made and applied they are. Whoever built it really should just be killed outright.

 

This seems totally fair to me

[boobydoo]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HUMBER-SCEPTR ... 35b4f8dcb7

 

The write up on this is dreadful. Like a four year old writ it.

[cort16]

The capri is the perfect storm. The paint, the wheels, the daft spoiler, the chicken wire, the decals. The list goes on.

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Y-reg-Sa ... 3a6a12289a

Last chance before it faces the crusher

How about offering it with a low start rather than just £595 BIN you dolt

[Alexg]

Look at this deluded nut case- no MOT, hand painted and £750 start...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova ... 35b4f7b92f

 

Still -

Alloy gear knob crowned with zirconia diamond

[loserone]

 

Have we had this yet?

[trigger]

1975 Ford Escort 1.3 L Mk 2 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C250730#

 

One of my most favorite Mk2's is for sale @ £1350.

[Alexg]

This Robin looks great...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-RELIANT- ... 1c1eb0fe8d

 

... and appears good value, £500 START and £1500 BIN

[maxpower]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HUMBER-SCEPTR ... 35b4f8dcb7

 

The write up on this is dreadful. Like a four year old writ it.

 

i often wonder why these people never use spellchecker before placing an ad

[gtd2000]

1975 Ford Escort 1.3 L Mk 2 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C250730#

 

One of my most favorite Mk2's is for sale @ £1350.

 

My dad's old Escort Estate (KKS 429 P) had a front valance in worse condition than that at 3 years of age back in 1979...the car had a bottom end respray before he traded it in for a Cortina.

[Cavcraft]

Have we had this?

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=111953

 

Massive bargain I reckon.

[Guest]

Have we had this?

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=111953

 

Massive bargain I reckon.

 

Being as its Retro Rides tha advert will gain the usual " If the next door neighbours aunties nephews cat did not have flu I would have bought it - oooof - want!" etc etc

[Guest]

Like Red? - Like Green? Step this way........

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-AUSTIN-A ... 0735940248?

[Timewaster]

^^Very nearly the national colors of Malawi.

Good. Send it there so it can never insult my eyes again.

[cort16]

This looks the biz

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-AX-GT-3-Door-Hatchback-1990-G-Registration-/180665585013?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a10820d75

[Negative Creep]

/\ lovely little cars

[Alexg]

Cor....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-280C-C ... 43a991c8ae

 

 

COR!!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALPHA-ROMEO-a ... 3a6a1fc4bb

ALPHA ROMEO alpha 6

[CreepingJesus]

Edit: Beaten to the Alpha 6, dammit! Offer stands, tho': it's only in Kirkcaldy, so I'd be happy to go and see it if anyone's interested.

 

Double Edit: Have a fucking Shkoda instead

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