Tommy's A-series Misery - Resuming normal programming

[Tommyboy12]

Introduction:

I am an idiot. I buy lots of crap. Keep it for about 6 months and then sell it for another project that most people would consider scrap. Join me on my ramblings as I keep old cars going that most people would sooner turn into washing machines or bean tins.

Index:

Page 1 - Austin Montego Estate 1.3L Base Initial Assessment. Many years of slumber and many rusts

Page 12 - Lands End to John O Groats in a Montego. What could possibly go wrong...? Spoiler alert: It went wrong

Page 17-18 - Bonus Mini content x2

Page 19 - LEJOG part Deux. The return of the Montenogo

Page 24 - Goodbye to the Montego/Mini engine build/Arrival of an Impreza/Departure of my daily/Collection caper of a Volvo 240 - Busy page that one!

Page 26 - Scooby departure & Arrival of a new modern-ish daily/track car

Page 27 - NC500 2022/Headgasket on the roadside

Page 28-30 - A wild Cavalier mk1 appears! A wild MGF appears! Plus bonus Montego content! Departure of the Cavalier. Acquisition of a Rover 414 and a 1979 Mini.  I need to stop buying cars...

Page 30 - Mexican Beetle

Page 34-37 - AS Bike Rover 25 GTI arrives (and dies). '59 Austin Cambridge arrives in Cambridgeshire. Budget A-series engine build

Page 37 - South Germany in a Mini

Page 40 - Three wheeler inbound!

Thread:

What do you get after 16 hours and 800 miles of driving on a Sunday to collect two cars? Well @sharley17194 picks up a 1997 Citreon AX from the depths of the Lakes on the North West coast past Keswick. However, we actually started the day by driving to just near Cromer on the East coast to pick up this!

An Austin Montego poverty spec estate with a 1.3L A-series engine! Yes you did read that bit right! Yes I know the DVLA lists the model as 1.6... Yes its correctly registered as 1.3L. No I dont know if its a factory 1.3L! 😂

My favourite part of all this??? (Apart from the doom blue colour and the absolutely terrible interior!) 281,000 miles on the clock!

Collection went really well and the below posts follows my initial assessment of what is quite frankly the best car I have ever purchased.

[eddyramrod]

You found a unicorn!  Top work there!

[Tommyboy12]

Lets start with the exterior! Genuine barn find this one. Lived in an actual barn for the last two years and comes covered in actual barn find dust. Its 35 years old and has done 281k. So you would think the worst. But actually... Its not that bad!

The paint. Oh the paint... Its lifting, peeling and cracking everywhere. And I havent even washed it yet!

The doors are the worst so far. All four are bowed at the bottom and crispy. I cant see any major holes but theyre all in a pretty poor shape.

The front wings are ok. Rough round the arch edge but not rotten and not thin. Theyll get some brushed on hammerite to help them last.

Rear arches. Drivers side is fine. Again rough round the edge but not thin. The passenger side is worse. See picture. Its holed and very thin. However the plastic arch liner has saved most of the wheel well. Im undecided what to do here but I really like the rough look so whatever it gets will be minimal.

Floors and sills. Really good! No holes. Paint is flaking but the car seems to be undersealed so floors and sills have survived well. I will wire brush and reseal.

Bootlid is the wrong colour and theres paint sag in various places. But it has all the correct badges in my opinion!

It definitely needs a new set of tyres. Two dont hold air and the two that do are cracked like nothing I have ever seen. Every tyre is different but they are at least imperial so easy to source. Anyone got any recommendations for an equivalent modern size for 165R13?

[Tommyboy12]

The interior! Its horrible! Its not original. It stinks! 😂

The front door cards, dash, plastics and carpet seem to be the original blue/grey combo to match the outside. The seats and rear door cards have been swapped for some genuine moo skin. Theyre actually pretty comfortable and supportive with plenty of squish.

Its had a hard life. 281,000 miles does a lot to a car but all everything seems to be present and the doors all lock and windows all wind (manually of course).

The headliner is something to behold. Its had all the fabric and yellow foam removed and its been painted a lovely shade of blue. Its held in with screws, bolts, original fittings, and a chunk of what I can only describe as 1980s dark wood cabinet. Everything is filthy, everything is scratched, everything is awesome!

Obligatory shot of the epic mileage included. That crab is glued to the dash. Its staying.

[Tommyboy12]

And lastly! The all important engine bay shot!

Its a 1.3L A-series bolted to a 5 speed transmission. What more is there to say?

The green bottle is full of petrol and plumbed directly into the fuel pump. That can only be a good sign right?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Someone has done almost 300k in a 1300 petrol Montego? I'm not sure who to congratulate - you or the previous owner! Intrigued to see the recommissioning on this one. 

[Tommyboy12]

Just now, Dick Longbridge said:

Someone has done almost 300k in a 1300 petrol Montego? I'm not sure who to congratulate - you or the previous owner! Intrigued to see the recommissioning on this one. What a find!

Its a one owner car too! Someone was committed!

[High Jetter]

21 minutes ago, Tommyboy12 said:

 Someone was committed!

Is that why they left it in the barn? It looks terrible, well bought! Bonus points for the dashboard mat still being present.

[lesapandre]

The Montego was a great driving car when new.  The estates were are really good bit of kit and popular.  A real AR hit at the time.

The web says 68 bhp for the 1.3. The earlier Marina estate and these were popular with farming folk so for collecting eggs and going shopping etc would have been just fine with a very good mpg.

Nice find and a nice car...good luck - certainly worth some love.

[cort1977]

Wow, that's grim.  Well bought.  

[junkyarddog]

Bloody hell!!

That's Shitetastic!

 

[tooSavvy]

5 minutes ago, junkyarddog said:

Bloody hell!!

That's Shitetastic!

 

'ArnieShark' yellow sticker winnah... right there

.... run it into the ground!

*joke = first owner tried & failed

[Fumbler]

Jesus, you've struck shit-coloured gold. Well done.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

That’s even better than I thought it was going to be.

It looks like somebody has paid good money to have that interior recovered in leather. The factory leather in both VdPs and later GSi Executives was nothing like that , I’m pretty sure you could never get leather in an estate anyway. I suppose the interior might have been taken from a higher spec scrapper that had been re-trimmed when it was much newer, seems more likely than a person so tight they had 1.3 estate , decided to spend hundreds on a ra-trim.

As for the bodywork , couple of hours and I’d happily send that in for a Taxi Plate test- I have done with worse!

[lesapandre]

If anybody is keen for a Monty...he is a very low mileage one in Amiens France 

Not too far to collect...

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1964917739.htm

 

[Talbot]

1 hour ago, Tommyboy12 said:

an equivalent modern size for 165R13?

You can still buy 165/80R13 tyres.  They're often van tyres, but they do exist.  There's also a plethora of other sizes that can be selected with a rolling diameter within 1%/2% of the originals.

Also... 280k miles on a 1275 A+ engine, dragging a montego estate body with it?  That cannot be the original engine.  Surely Shirley.

[lesapandre]

13 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

That’s even better than I thought it was going to be.

It looks like somebody has paid good money to have that interior recovered in leather. The factory leather in both VdPs and later GSi Executives was nothing like that , I’m pretty sure you could never get leather in an estate anyway. I suppose the interior might have been taken from a higher spec scrapper that had been re-trimmed when it was much newer, seems more likely than a person so tight they had 1.3 estate , decided to spend hundreds on a ra-trim.

As for the bodywork , couple of hours and I’d happily send that in for a Taxi Plate test- I have done with worse!

Or an eccentric landed-gentry type owner...being local this was not off the Sandringham  estate...you may own the Queen's runabout shooting-break or some such? This car may have an unusual past. Worth some research. 😁

[lesapandre]

What about the AX?  😁

[Tommyboy12]

2 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

What about the AX?  😁

I won't spoil the AX too much but it was a very clean car!

[Talbot]

The MOT history data suggests it has been on 278k miles since 2006, so it's done intergalactic miles earlier in it's life.

[lesapandre]

3 minutes ago, Tommyboy12 said:

I won't spoil the AX too much but it was a very clean car!

A very late late one -1996? 

[lesapandre]

7 minutes ago, Talbot said:

The MOT history data suggests it has been on 278k miles since 2006, so it's done intergalactic miles earlier in it's life.

I make that about 14,000 per annum - so that means a 'working' car or a long communte?  That is quite a lot of services. If its a local Norfolk car that means a local AR dealer?  Interesting history - all these old cars have a story to tell.

[Tommyboy12]

27 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

That’s even better than I thought it was going to be.

It looks like somebody has paid good money to have that interior recovered in leather. The factory leather in both VdPs and later GSi Executives was nothing like that , I’m pretty sure you could never get leather in an estate anyway. I suppose the interior might have been taken from a higher spec scrapper that had been re-trimmed when it was much newer, seems more likely than a person so tight they had 1.3 estate , decided to spend hundreds on a ra-trim.

As for the bodywork , couple of hours and I’d happily send that in for a Taxi Plate test- I have done with worse!

I think the interior is out of a later Rover Montego Countryman although im not sure. I dont know my Montegos very well.

The attached brochure shot vs. the rear door cards makes me think that from the door cap at the top which is missing from the front door car.

The rear bench is very plush though. Missing its head rests but 🤷‍♂️

 

[wuvvum]

I'm very glad this has joined the fold.  I was sooo tempted - it was only 10 minutes up the road from me - but storage was going to be a problem so I had to pass.

[N19]

Excellent buying! You should still be able to get those tyres online, I've found that they often aren't stocked on the main wholesalers who garages use, but can be got via mytyres or similar.

[lesapandre]

Needs a Montego expert to unravel it maybe. The rear door insert and trim matches the seats. Is the rouched panel leather too? Ritzy.

[Tommyboy12]

2 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

Needs a Montego expert to unravel it maybe. The rear door insert and trim matches the seats. Is the rouched panel leather too? Ritzy.

The green parts are all leather too. Mmmm... Double leather... 🤤

[lesapandre]

Just now, Tommyboy12 said:

The green parts are all leather too. Mmmm... Double leather... 🤤

Wow...something unusual maybe. The other alternative is a jazzed-up dealer special...they would call it something like the Grosvenor or Balmoral.

[Talbot]

Actually... thinking about it, as it's registered as a Montego 1.6, but has a 1.3 engine in it and is correctly identified as such on it's paperwork, I do wonder if it started life as a 1.6, but was then downgraded at some point in it's life to a 1.3 (same car the tailgate came from maybe) in order to exploit the cheaper tax bracket.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Holy.Fucking.Shit.  What a find!