Kolekshun: Collected, home now.

[Cord Fourteener]

What's going on?

Its early Sunday morning.

What time is it?

Is that time. Why am I up early on Sunday morning?

I'm working

marshalling a rally

Taking the kids to a club

Only idiots and shitters post breakfast pictures on social media. 

Oh yes, that's it,

I'm about to collect shite from the opposite end of the country.

(Tea and breakfast are mot made yet)

 

[Cord Fourteener]

Tea is made anyway.

[Agila]

Chod speed and all that. One day I'll give you some money, that ibiza looked ace.

If I'd not got that saab it would of been ideal.

[Cord Fourteener]

2 minutes ago, Agila said:

Chod speed and all that. One day I'll give you some money, that ibiza looked ace.

If I'd not got that saab it would of been ideal.

Saab or Seat? I know which I'd naturally gravitate to.

To be fair it was great, I would have kept it but Wifey was not getting on with it and she does a long commute. 

So here I am about to partake in an epic.

[Cord Fourteener]

Oh look, I packed a bag with books and pack-up and phone charger and cable last night...

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Good luck sir!  I'm going for a rusty Seat.  No idea why I think that - but I do.

[Agila]

If we're guessing then I'm going Saab 9-3 estate.

56 plate, 1.9 diesel.

130k plus.

In that indescribable beige, champagne colour with half leather.

 

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Good luck on your travels. At this hour and doing those miles on a Sunday it had better be totally shit.

[sutty2006]

Chodspeed etc etc. May the gods of shite forever be in your favour (for today at least)!

[Cord Fourteener]

There, brekky for family. 

[Cord Fourteener]

First leg: family trip to Chester in the Passat. 

[bunglebus]

I vote yellow VW Fox

[bangernomics]

Save me a sarnie I’ll be back for tea etc. Safe travels and I reckon a sensible 5dr hatch this time.

[Cord Fourteener]

Chester Station achieved. 

One plan could have been cycle the 5 miles (mostly downhill) to Ruthin, get the bus to Wrexham and get the train from there, but I got a family lift to Chester which probably saved me a million hours .

Poo count = 0 

[Cord Fourteener]

Rail traction achieved, Chester to Crewe.

Largely empty train, not much of a surprise for a Sunday morning these days. 

[Jim Bell]

And our lord God with a capital g looked down on what he had created and said that it was good with a small g. 

Then he shifted from foot to foot because he felt uncomfortable, like he should say something cool in case someone wrote a book about him later. 

He threw open his arms and declared:

"And on the seventh day Yee shall travel around the land to collect daft auld cars. And lo, Yee should bring them home to the place that you live and also count your poos"

And he smiled and nodded because he was one cool dude. 

 

From the book of Greg. 13:21. 

[Cord Fourteener]

Crewe achieved 

[Cord Fourteener]

Apparently Crewe are testing fire alarms all morning. 

Trains operating as usual,  it's just bloody noisy. 

[Cord Fourteener]

Train to Euston...

[CreepingJesus]

9 minutes ago, Cord Forteener aka Tim_E said:

Apparently Crewe are testing fire alarms all morning. 

Trains operating as usual,  it's just bloody noisy. 

Spiteful bastards, wonder which neighbour they've fallen out with? ("Why don't we test the alarms on Sunday morning, Susan? See how they like them apples...")

Chodspeed sir, and may the Gods Of Shite smile beneficently upon thee.

[Sunny Jim]

You be careful in that London - remember don't smile or make eye contact with anyone they do things differently there. Have a good day and a safe trip back to Wales.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

29 minutes ago, Cord Forteener aka Tim_E said:

Apparently Crewe are testing fire alarms all morning. 

Trains operating as usual,  it's just bloody noisy. 

That's just the friendly warning to encourage you to get out of Crewe.

[sutty2006]

7 minutes ago, GrumpiusMaximus said:

That's just the friendly warning to encourage you to get out of Crewe.

This. 

[Cord Fourteener]

Poo count=1

[bunglebus]

TMI

[Twiggy]

Safe journey...

[Ghosty]

1 hour ago, Sunny Jim said:

don't smile

The real reason for facemasks is so that you can't smile at Londoners  

[Cord Fourteener]

Maybe I should strut around speaking nonsense to camera on my phone, pretending to make a vlog for You Tube while getting the tube.

[Jim Bell]

 

10 minutes ago, Cord Forteener aka Tim_E said:

Maybe I should strut around speaking nonsense to camera on my phone, pretending to make a vlog for You Tube while getting the tube.

That reminds me of an old joke. 

What do you get if you cross London with an iPhone?

Stabbed. 

[Cookiesouwest]

Green breadvan?