The grumpy thread

[Mr_Bo11ox]

? I have no idea what the devil is going on here:

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[Guest]

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[eddyramrod]

At least I recognise that one! Dragnet, with Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks. Notable for shite cars!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[eddyramrod]

This is getting dangerously close to trespassing on Grin territory...

[Guest]

[autofive]

why is the grumpy thread full of photos?

 

(its made me grumpy)

[CreepingJesus]

Was wondering that too.

[Inspector Morose]

PU55 thread. For Christ sake let it die.

[myglaren]

My life is brilliant.

My love is pure.

 

Etc etc etc. Grump? This whole fucking "song"! And the miserable bastard who recorded it. Norm, how on earth did you have the endurance to sit through it long enough to remember the words? I'm ready to slash my wrists by the third line... It simply isn't possible to believe the opening line, because of the delivery. And the rest of the lash-up follows in the same (open) vein. I'm grumpy just thinking about it. Music? Not by any definition I know...

 

I went to a Carina Round concert and had to endure an hour of that twat, along with his sister.

I was ready to abandon the concert if I hadn't had a couple of Portuguese students in tow.

[Guest]

FIrst decent day off after OMG COURSEWORK MADNESS....

 

And I collapse in a heap with a crap headache. GR9.

[maxpower]

HAIRSPRAY, FAKE TAN, SPANDEX... don't come cheap y'know.... betcha its feckin cheaper than the £1142 quote they gave me which included 12 weeks free car insurance and an online discount

 

robbing bastards!!

[Cavcraft]

I'm not a fan of e-heroes or tales of hardmen on the web, but I'd honestly be chuffed to bits if someone discovers where this 'Mikey' wanker lives and kicks fuck out of him.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'm not a fan of e-heroes or tales of hardmen on the web, but I'd honestly be chuffed to bits if someone discovers where this 'Mikey' wanker lives and kicks fuck out of him.

 

He'd have been out of our lives and forgotten about weeks ago, if fuckwits on here didnt keep replying to his lousy thread.

[Cavcraft]

Agreed. I was stupid enough to reply a few times but the futility of it is not lost.

[Rhythm Thief]

Last night at work I have been mostly pissed off by cocksponges on the opposite carriageway of the motorway leaving their high beams on. You may think no one can see you because the central reservation is in the way, but your lights shine right into the cab of a truck. I'm toying with getting one of those ten million billion candlepower torches to shine right into their stupid eyes from the cab window.

[tonedepear]

People are such dosy cunts.

 

Just been out for a breath of air at work, and where we are is on an industrial estate not far from carcraft, so it's quite a regular occurance for people to pull up at the dead end near our fag bucket looking lost, and ask where carcraft is.

 

Now this semi-elderly retarded type has just pulled up in a gloriously mint late TD (not fragile HDI) Xantia asking where carcraft is. I told him how to get there and sent him on his way. Now they'll be offering him £0.001 trade in on his car and he'll still give it them, and then they'll transporter it to some auction miles away from me or bridge it, and I'm denied a quality vehicle. I should have given him my number or something so he could ring me in half an hour saying I can have it for £50, but I didn't, cos I'm a dosy cunt, and I haven't got £50 cos all my money this month (and last month) is going on trips to wembley to see Stoke win at football. Bah. Never happened when we were shit, etc etc.

 

And carcraft are the biggest cunts of all, but we all know that.

[Cavcraft]

You'd never have got it for fifty quid anyhow I'm afraid. By the time the dealers have vastly over-priced their tarted up, highly polished high mileage ex-sales rep crud they'd have offered the couple a 'huge' price for their car against it.

 

Mr and Mrs Simpleton-Confused will therefore proudly tell everyone how they got £600 for their old car against their super-duper new one. Carcraft will just laugh their bollocks off because they sold a five grand car for £7,000 and the old duffers Xantia.

[Guest]

You'd never have got it for fifty quid anyhow I'm afraid. By the time the dealers have vastly over-priced their tarted up, highly polished high mileage ex-sales rep crud they'd have offered the couple a 'huge' price for their car against it.

 

Mr and Mrs Simpleton-Confused will therefore proudly tell everyone how they got £600 for their old car against their super-duper new one. Carcraft will just laugh their bollocks off because they sold a five grand car for £7,000 and the old duffers Xantia.

 

Halifax Mark (reanimation-films) has a non turbo Xantia D. It cannot be killed.

[tonedepear]

You'd never have got it for fifty quid anyhow I'm afraid. By the time the dealers have vastly over-priced their tarted up, highly polished high mileage ex-sales rep crud they'd have offered the couple a 'huge' price for their car against it.

 

Mr and Mrs Simpleton-Confused will therefore proudly tell everyone how they got £600 for their old car against their super-duper new one. Carcraft will just laugh their bollocks off because they sold a five grand car for £7,000 and the old duffers Xantia.

 

Oh, I know. Cunts that they are.

 

Halifax Mark (reanimation-films) has a non turbo Xantia D. It cannot be killed.

I had a non turbo Xantia D as well. It was invincible apart from when the fuel pump broke and you couldn't depress the accellerator beyond about 50% travel or the engine cut out. That was fun at roundabouts when lorries were coming at you and you press just a touch too hard, the engine stops and you have no steering or brakes to speak of either. It was ace though.

[freebird]

Last night at work I have been mostly pissed off by cocksponges on the opposite carriageway of the motorway leaving their high beams on. You may think no one can see you because the central reservation is in the way, but your lights shine right into the cab of a truck. I'm toying with getting one of those ten million billion candlepower torches to shine right into their stupid eyes from the cab window.

I suppose, with a well lit cab, it will be harder to conceal kidnapped young female hitchhikers to do unspeakable things to.

[tonedepear]

Last night at work I have been mostly pissed off by cocksponges on the opposite carriageway of the motorway leaving their high beams on. You may think no one can see you because the central reservation is in the way, but your lights shine right into the cab of a truck. I'm toying with getting one of those ten million billion candlepower torches to shine right into their stupid eyes from the cab window.

I suppose, with a well lit cab, it will be harder to conceal kidnapped young female hitchhikers to do unspeakable things to.

 

GR9 FOR DAZZLING YOUNG FEMALE HITCHIKERS IN THE FIRST PLACE THO

[freebird]

I suspect a well aimed crow bar to the back of the head is normally the way our Knights of the road "dazzle" young lady hitch hikers,who are merely trying to get to their boyfriends house on the cheap...

[tonedepear]

[trigger]

Last night whilst driving down the A12 there was some road works on the opposite carriageway, they had those big floodlights on facing us and they are so bright that i was blinded and i still couldn't see 5 mins later when i nearly launched myself over Copdock roundabout.

[freebird]

Last night whilst driving down the A12 there was some road works on the opposite carriageway, they had those big floodlights on facing us and they are so bright that i was blinded and i still couldn't see 5 mins later when i nearly launched myself over Copdock roundabout.

Im going to have a stab at it being the Mondeo you were in?

I cant believe the Scrote or the Opel could possibly have the power to launch you over anything!

[cort16]

I've run out of 1mm cutting discs and had to go back to using normal cutting discs and re-discovered that they're total shite. I spent all last night getting a face full of sparks and removing big chunks of metal I didn't want to. I'd been as well trying to cut it with a spinning lump of granite on the end of a flaming stick.

Also why is it only the internet that seems to stock 1mm discs? I've been around various autofactors and DIY stores and no-one has them yet they are a most awesome of products.

[trigger]

Im going to have a stab at it being the Mondeo you were in?

I cant believe the Scrote or the Opel could possibly have the power to launch you over anything!

 

The only time that they would launch me over anything would be when the brakes fail, though that said the Escorts pretty quick.