The grumpy thread

[Bren]

This prick has relegated that prick into second place.

Is there a bigger prick?

[Cavcraft]

Why is Ruth Bloody Davidson playing such an active role on this forum today?

 

Genuine question as no idea: who even is she? 

[Cavcraft]

Is there a bigger prick?

 

Trust me, there isn't. And this one in particular is on borrowed time.

[SiC]

Would one of our resident electronically clever people build me something?

 

Its simple...I just want a big red button to press that electrocutes whoever I am talking to via internet or telephone. I want to be able to just press this button and zapp the piss out of whatever cunt hundreds of miles away is annoying me at the time.

Could even make it a phone app.

I just start dialing numbers on the phone. Guaranteed to really irritate any headset wearing phone person. For maximum effect, start talking quietly so they turn up their headset.

[AlabamaShrimp]

I think the barrel has been officially scrapped clean.

 

Just seen about 15 minutes of the new Generation game. What a load of old shit. The whole thing is just fake shit with those wankers Mel and Sue never shutting up. For some reason there's two celebrities* there to comment after the games*.

 

This might have been funny 30 year ago but now it's just strained shit that's about as funny as straining shit.

[madrat]

I like it, its meant to be crap.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Yeah but it's not though is it? It's trying to be set Mel and Sue up as the new PJ and Duncan for the BBC as if they weren't on enough stuff as it is.

[Cavcraft]

‘Don’t touch anything that isn’t yours, just leave it’

 

(Four months later)

 

‘Where’s that (personal stuff) we couldn’t find it’

 

“Oh, I threw it away, didn’t think anyone would want it”

 

Just very personal, incredibly sentimental stuff that cannot be bought or re-written. An almost life’s worth of stuff that gave incredible pleasure to two of the dearest people in my life. It’s not much to ask for, is it? Just a simple request, a request that was agreed to, then just ignored. Telling the people it mattered to us going to very hard.

[madrat]

I love Mel and Sue  Ant and Deck can fuck off

[Guest Hooli]

‘Don’t touch anything that isn’t yours, just leave it’

 

(Four months later)

 

‘Where’s that (personal stuff) we couldn’t find it’

 

“Oh, I threw it away, didn’t think anyone would want it”

 

Just very personal, incredibly sentimental stuff that cannot be bought or re-written. An almost life’s worth of stuff that gave incredible pleasure to two of the dearest people in my life. It’s not much to ask for, is it? Just a simple request, a request that was agreed to, then just ignored. Telling the people it mattered to us going to very hard.

 

Some people need their fingers breaking once a week for life.

[Split_Pin]

I'm calling time on Vauxhall cars 100%. Throwing good money after bad on 2 worthless heaps that I should have parted out years ago.

 

I have long wondered if I would feel better just having 1 good car thats an all rounder, hopefully the 75 will fit that spec.

[davehedgehog31]

I'm calling time on Vauxhall cars 100%. Throwing good money after bad on 2 worthless heaps that I should have parted out years ago.

 

I have long wondered if I would feel better just having 1 good car thats an all rounder, hopefully the 75 will fit that spec.

This is quite the revelation Sir.

 

Regarding the one car route, reckon you should have two pieces of chod, that way one can lie in pieces and you can still get to work.

[Datsuncog]

Regarding the one car route, reckon you should have two pieces of chod, that way one can lie in pieces and you can still get to work.

 

Until the other one goes to pieces too, mind...

 

 

#bitter

[Split_Pin]

This is quite the revelation Sir.

 

Regarding the one car route, reckon you should have two pieces of chod, that way one can lie in pieces and you can still get to work.

I have discovered that there is a bus service between Bonnybridge and Croy, plus the walk will keep me fit.

[nebuchenezer]

Long drive on Saturday - Just north of Aberdeen to Sandwich in Kent done in 9.5 hours. Drive was all good - no roadworks, no extreme weather, no hold ups due to crashes, no great amount of pain incurred in sitting in the same position with only a couple of breaks, no really outrageous driving tactics by other road users trying to kill me until:

 

Grump:

 

Essex M11 - tailgaited by a loon in a new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

Essex M25 - 20 miles later - tailgaited by the same  loon in his new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

WTAF was that all about?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Grrr......mistress CX is being capricious again. Started up fine yesterday, idled fine and suspension rose normally. Then cut out as I was backing out of the drive and refused to restart. Had to push her back in. Will recharge battery fully again 

[Parky]

Long drive on Saturday - Just north of Aberdeen to Sandwich in Kent done in 9.5 hours. Drive was all good - no roadworks, no extreme weather, no hold ups due to crashes, no great amount of pain incurred in sitting in the same position with only a couple of breaks, no really outrageous driving tactics by other road users trying to kill me until:

 

Grump:

 

Essex M11 - tailgaited by a loon in a new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

Essex M25 - 20 miles later - tailgaited by the same  loon in his new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

WTAF was that all about?

As a resident of that fine* county, I noted use of the word BMW in your grump. I can confirm this is standard behaviour.

 

This will be because he is a powerfully built company director, possibly on his way to a Golf club or Masonic Lodge meeting and your presence means he will be 0.00003 seconds late for his appointment. You see time is money, greed is good, and lunch is for wimps.

 

His arteries will be much harder than yours if that makes you feel better

[Split_Pin]

Long drive on Saturday - Just north of Aberdeen to Sandwich in Kent done in 9.5 hours. Drive was all good - no roadworks, no extreme weather, no hold ups due to crashes, no great amount of pain incurred in sitting in the same position with only a couple of breaks, no really outrageous driving tactics by other road users trying to kill me until:

 

Grump:

 

Essex M11 - tailgaited by a loon in a new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

Essex M25 - 20 miles later - tailgaited by the same  loon in his new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

WTAF was that all about?

I find that if you stare at the road ahead for long enough and hard enough, they cease to exist, which is exactly the fate they deserve in reality.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

.....Grump:

 

Essex M11 - tailgaited by a loon in a new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

Essex M25 - 20 miles later - tailgaited by the same  loon in his new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

WTAF was that all about?

 

Hang on.....he overtook you on the M11 yet by the M25 you were still ahead of him? All his over/undertaking didn't give him much in the way of progress, did it?

[johngarty]

All this love in for poor Ant of Ant and Dec. Poor lad marriage wows, rehab clinics, sob sob, tears on Saturday night shitaway, boo hoo, the twat is a DRUNK DRIVER FFS. 

[Guest Hooli]

All this love in for poor Ant of Ant and Dec. Poor lad marriage wows, rehab clinics, sob sob, tears on Saturday night shitaway, boo hoo, the twat is a DRUNK DRIVER FFS. 

 

He's an annoying talentless cunt too.

[Supernaut]

[Des]

Long drive on Saturday - Just north of Aberdeen to Sandwich in Kent done in 9.5 hours. Drive was all good - no roadworks, no extreme weather, no hold ups due to crashes, no great amount of pain incurred in sitting in the same position with only a couple of breaks, no really outrageous driving tactics by other road users trying to kill me until:

 

Grump:

 

Essex M11 - tailgaited by a loon in a new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

Essex M25 - 20 miles later - tailgaited by the same  loon in his new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

WTAF was that all about?

 

I can't explain the coward scums behavior, but he does get around. He's always on the M25 when I reach it, and the M1 around Luton, M4 around Reading, both directions. 

[alcyonecorporation]

I can't explain the coward scums behavior, but he does get around. He's always on the M25 when I reach it, and the M1 around Luton, M4 around Reading, both directions.

group hallucination?

[dozeydustman]

Long drive on Saturday - Just north of Aberdeen to Sandwich in Kent done in 9.5 hours. Drive was all good - no roadworks, no extreme weather, no hold ups due to crashes, no great amount of pain incurred in sitting in the same position with only a couple of breaks, no really outrageous driving tactics by other road users trying to kill me until:

 

Grump:

 

Essex M11 - tailgaited by a loon in a new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

Essex M25 - 20 miles later - tailgaited by the same  loon in his new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

WTAF was that all about?

 

 

I think he followed me down the M23 last week between the M25 and Gatwick as well.

[madrat]

Long drive on Saturday - Just north of Aberdeen to Sandwich in Kent done in 9.5 hours. Drive was all good - no roadworks, no extreme weather, no hold ups due to crashes, no great amount of pain incurred in sitting in the same position with only a couple of breaks, no really outrageous driving tactics by other road users trying to kill me until:

 

Grump:

 

Essex M11 - tailgaited by a loon in a new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

Essex M25 - 20 miles later - tailgaited by the same  loon in his new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

WTAF was that all about?

Essex

[madrat]

All this love in for poor Ant of Ant and Dec. Poor lad marriage wows, rehab clinics, sob sob, tears on Saturday night shitaway, boo hoo, the twat is a DRUNK DRIVER FFS. 

Almost as bad as the Australian cricketers, if they don't get an award for crying at the next Oscars there is no justice.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Sarah Muntergue from Radio 4. So she’s ‘incandescent with rage’ with her £133k salary, compared to some of her (more popular) male peers. Seriously? Why the hell are we paying these people these kinds of salaries? Absolute madness, and time the BBC started funding itself with advertising, rather than automatically expect 99.99% of the public to fund it’s ridiculous outgoings. Fucking barmy.

[madrat]

Sarah Muntergue from Radio 4. So she’s ‘incandescent with rage’ with her £133k salary, compared to some of her (more popular) male peers. Seriously? Why the hell are we paying these people these kinds of salaries? Absolute madness, and time the BBC started funding itself with advertising, rather than automatically expect 99.99% of the public to fund it’s ridiculous outgoings. Fucking barmy.

True but she should be on the same as the rest of the presenters, shes doing the same job. However they all get way to much.

[stephen01]

Long drive on Saturday - Just north of Aberdeen to Sandwich in Kent done in 9.5 hours. Drive was all good - no roadworks, no extreme weather, no hold ups due to crashes, no great amount of pain incurred in sitting in the same position with only a couple of breaks, no really outrageous driving tactics by other road users trying to kill me until:

 

Grump:

 

Essex M11 - tailgaited by a loon in a new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

Essex M25 - 20 miles later - tailgaited by the same  loon in his new white bmw 3 series, flashing lights, gurning face, gesticulating hands the lot. Pulled over when there was a space and off he shot, undertaking, overtaking at high speed until he disappeared from view. 

 

WTAF was that all about?

 

Sadly that's just how some people drive, funny because it's just reminded me about a couple of years ago in france and I had the same thing, pushing on around the country roads - easily exceeding the speed limit - cue a mad brit behind me literally a couple of feet from my bumper, I slowed and moved over so he could overtake, 15 mins later he was behind me again, he looked so bloody confused that he was behind me again as I'd not overtaken him in this time. My local knowledge (satnav) had clearly given me a better route than this chap