The grumpy thread

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Lauren Laverne is such an exquisite beauty that I have engraved her face onto all my metric spanners so I can see her while doing headgaskets etc.

[Rusty Pelican]

Thora Hird in sussies?

Thats not a nice thought to go to bed on ( or with ) TBH

[Marshall]

Lauren Laverne is such an exquisite beauty that I have engraved her face onto all my metric spanners so I can see her while doing headgaskets etc.

Bog seat might have been more appropriate may I suggest!

[Mr H Sceptre]

I got hideously pissed on Thursday night & fet over, landing flat on my face. I now look like I've done 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. S'pose I should count myself lucky my teeth are all still there & my specs somehow remained largely unscathed.

 

On the plus side, I got to see Neill Innes (from Bonzo Dog Do-Dah Band, Rutles & Monty Python songwritinig 'fame'). Great fun, dead silly. And free.

[Volksy]

I got hideously pissed on Thursday night & fet over, landing flat on my face. I now look like I've done 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. S'pose I should count myself lucky my teeth are all still there & my specs somehow remained largely unscathed.

My sympathies, I did that the other week, and not only did I knock myself out, I obtained a 2 inch gash in the side of my head. Que hospital visit, where they promptly glued my scalp back together. Have quite a cool scar now though....

Although I was surprised while sitting in A&E so see an old work colleague wander in with a broken hand..

[gearoil]

Indeed. I used to like Jo Whiney, but the last few times I've listened to her I've not been impressed.

 

Young Ms Laverne also has a rather cute accent, as opposed to Whiney's southern one.

Whiley: wtf is it with the bloody spelling contest in the middle of your show...? Its radio, please play music....

 

Laverne: lovely, lovely, lovely. Wrap her in a bug eye Scorpio ( estate preferably ) and send her to me!

[Minimad5]

Considering what the average Autoshiter looks like, I think a lot of you might want to lower your standards a bit.

Thank god i never said anything

 

Although my standards are high (Over the road - YES PLEASE)

[Polystratus]

Well, the ones I can see are there (battery cover and firewire cover) other than that I have no idea if they are missing. I bought it last year, but only just used underwater this weekend at center parcs.

 

Cock.

 

Try drying thing out with a hair dryer or similar - I had a mobile phone that got accidently dropped into a sink once - that didn't work after then used a hair dryer on it, and worked ok.

[Station]

I don't think Ms Laverne is bad at all, but I've never been attracted to the thin, blonde type.

[Angrydicky]

I don't know who most of these people are (as I hardly ever watch TV) but judging by that picture Station posted, Miss Laverne is quite fit.

[barrett]

 

Laverne's eyes are too far apart, she looks weird. and I don't like blondes that much.

[Des]

Laverne's eyes are too far apart, she looks weird. and I don't like blondes that much.

Be a lot further apart after if I get a go up in her arse, and her hair will turn white.

[ChinaTom]

The world's local bank.

 

"Why have you closed my account?"

"We noted some suspicious activity with your Visa card"

"What suspicious activity?"

"Overseas transactions Sir"

"I told you I was travelling to [various countries]"

{click click, mouth breathing, click}

"O yes, I can see that you did Sir. Sorry about that. You can call into the branch to pick up a new card on Thursday."

"I'm in Cambodia"

"We'll keep it for you until you can return"

"So, how can I access money now?"

"Sorry about that Sir - you'll have to call into the branch"

 

The world's local bank my arse!!!!!

[pogweasel]

Don't worry, they did that to me too, and that was without leaving the country.

 

Simply fill 2 cars with fuel at garages 40 miles apart on the same day - instant account lockdown. Gits.

[Lankytim]

They closed Mrs Lankytims account down after £300 was withdrawn from her account via a cashpoint in New York. However this time the bank were right to do so as the Wife was infact still in lovely Stoke and her details had been somehow scammed. I bet it was down to the dodgy petrol station up the road.

[Negative Creep]

Happened to me 3 times since I left the UK, despite telling them months in advance

[RedSparrow]

I was going to be seeing a nice Slovakian girl whom I went to college with tonight, but have just realised I am working.

FUCK.

[Guest]

Laverne's eyes are too far apart, she looks weird. and I don't like blondes that much.

Be a lot further apart after if I get a go up in her arse, and her hair will turn white.

lol

I if I was in a good mood I might let her have her wicked way with me

 

Never liked Jo wiley though.

[Milford Cubicle]

[Cavcraft]

PHWOARR!

[Des]

Now we're talking, where do you intend putting that finger you dirty girl.

[Mr Lobster]

Speaking of fingers...

 

Yesterday I was at Retro Mania mostly selling models. About dinner time I decided that my flag needed 'sorting' so decided to take it down and 'sort it'

 

 

Anyway, being the somewhat clumsy bugger I am, managed to cut a very hefty chunk out of a finger whilst removing cable ties. Much blood loss ensued so off to the first aid tent for repair. Ended up spending three hours sat in Casualty at my local hospital last night which was seemingly filled with the dregs of humanity. Got home eighteen hours after I left and now have a throbbing finger (hello grrrllz)

[Mr Lobster]

Also, the staff in hospital A&E departments. How the fuck do the tolerate the nasty, pissed up chavs who abuse them because there happens to be other people to be seen before them. I genuinely don't know how they do it, I certainly couldn't.

[Lankytim]

Stuart Cable has been found dead at his home in South Wales. Gutted!

[Cavcraft]

Also, the staff in hospital A&E departments. How the fuck do the tolerate the nasty, pissed up chavs who abuse them because there happens to be other people to be seen before them. I genuinely don't know how they do it, I certainly couldn't.

Question of the decade. My wife wanted to work at A&E until she spent five minutes there collecting a patient for the ward she works on.

How the hell they stay calm with some of the vile scum that come through the door I'll never know.

Personally speaking I think any abusive/violent patients should be literally thrown out of the hospital grounds and never allowed back.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Totally agree Billy.

 

I personally think the NHS does a pretty amazing job, & nurses aren't the highest paid folk about. B ut when mouthbreathing chavs give them nowt but abuse it riles me. Especially as said chav's injuries are probably self inflicted through to much Whit Lightening Cider/glue/speed etc. Grrrrrr.

[Lankytim]

Totally agree Billy.

 

I personally think the NHS does a pretty amazing job, & nurses aren't the highest paid folk about. B ut when mouthbreathing chavs give them nowt but abuse it riles me. Especially as said chav's injuries are probably self inflicted through to much Whit Lightening Cider/glue/speed etc. Grrrrrr.

 

Ahem....

 

I got hideously pissed on Thursday night & fet over, landing flat on my face. I now look like I've done 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. S'pose I should count myself lucky my teeth are all still there & my specs somehow remained largely unscathed.

 

 

[RedSparrow]

I think they should be allowed to refuse to treat anyone who is aggressive. Even if they are bleeding to death.

No matter how shit-faced drunk I would be, I would still recognise that a paramedic or a nurse is trying to help me, and so wouldn't dream of giving them any shit.

[ashmicro]

I think they should be allowed to refuse to treat anyone who is aggressive. Even if they are bleeding to death.

No matter how shit-faced drunk I would be, I would still recognise that a paramedic or a nurse is trying to help me, and so wouldn't dream of giving them any shit.

+1. Some years ago I had my drink "spiked" with what turned out to be acid. I felt peculiar very quickly, and left the pub to go home. I was all over the place and no taxi would take me. In trying to walk the 2 miles home I fell and gashed my head. A couple of hairy biker types found me, and sent for an ambulance, and one chap even came to the hospital. Even though I was out of it, I recognised that the medical staff were trying to help me and apparently I kept saying "I'm sorry"

[Station]

I have also been spiked, at a White Zombie gig in Leeds. My mate drove home all the way at over 100mph and all I could see were people pushing prams across the motorway. I was sat in the back terrified. I also willingly took at ecstasy tablet when my friend offered it to me, and it was the worst night of my life, I believed my arms weren't my own, but in fact someone else's (they weren't mine!). All the buildings were melting when my mate took me home. The night certainly wasn't 'bangin' for me.

I also got offered to smoke some weed around the same time and it gave me my first panic attack, I absolutely hate drugs.