The grumpy thread

[warren t claim]

The shorter a girl is, the more adventurous they are!

[Guest]

That's what Paul Gadd said.

[Mr H Sceptre]

It this point I'd like to give an honourable mention to Penelope Cruz

 

 

Stunning

[warren t claim]

That's what Paul Gadd said.

Lol! Emma is 34! Just the right age.

[trigger]

I got a bit excited last night whilst walking past the tele and that strictly come dancing on ice factor was on and i saw Holly Willoughby and Emma Bunton both on it The things i wish i could do to both of them, and if that Katherine Jenkins suddenly appeared demanding to join in, then i think i would let her.

[warren t claim]

I got a bit excited last night whilst walking past the tele and that strictly come dancing on ice factor was on and i saw Holly Willoughby and Emma Bunton both on it The things i wish i could do to both of them, and if that Katherine Jenkins suddenly appeared demanding to join in, then i think i would let her.

Now that is a foursome I could go with.Nowt wrong with posh birds, It's just Kirsty and her sis I don't like.

[Pillock]

Gentlemen!Moar Grump!

[FredTransit]

yeah or re name this the dirty old man's thread.....

[Guest]

For a bloke of 25, I seem to be absolutely useless at knowing who any current well-loved famous ladies are, I had to look practically all of these up and I still don't feel much wiser.Bit worrying when the only two you know are from a 70s sitcom and The Spice Girls. Holly what?

[warren t claim]

I'm sorry.But I would certainly accept a "Welcome in the Valleys" off Katheine Jenkins.

[dollywobbler]

Ok. Bloomin' weather! I've got a photo shoot to do tomorrow and it looks like it's going to be horribly wet. Gah!AND I've been given a Peugeot 308 to drive. I'm so ashamed. It's so ugly that when I went to get in, I almost wept after catching sight of its hideous arse.

[warren t claim]

yeah or re name this the dirty old man's thread.....

Flasher mac at the ready!

[Guest]

Unit woes. I'm gonna be filleted..........

[mk1_4dr]

Unit woes. I'm gonna be filleted..........

Whats ado?

[Guest]

Unit woes. I'm gonna be filleted..........

Whats ado?

Nowt too much. It just needs to be overcome............By me stopping being a complete wanker and hurting those close to me.I might give this forumming thing a rest for a while.

[shite_meister]

This bloody coffee!Over to the sink to wash my cup out, spilled some water down the bottom of my trousers. Shake out a generous amount of "Red Mountain" instant coffee that I bought at the pound shop, add scalding water from the boiler which fires back and spills onto my tie. Take it down the corridor, trip slightly and spill it on my shoe. Stick it on the coaster, pick it up along with the coaster and spill it on my computer mouse.It's a sodding disgrace.

Today I tripped up walking up some steps and landed on my ear on a door frame, I nearly ripped my ear off. Coffee and cups all over the floor bloody painfull.

[Rusty Pelican]

Whacked my thumb today with a hammer . lucky thought it was one of the rubber ones so i seem to still have a nail , good day for accidents it would seem

[whitevanman]

As I have previously mentioned, Allsop can do no wrong in my eyes, for she is a Cougar of the highest order.

YUP, a damn good rodgering would do her the world of good

[warren t claim]

As I have previously mentioned, Allsop can do no wrong in my eyes, for she is a Cougar of the highest order.

YUP, a damn good rodgering would do her the world of good

No problem, if you want splinters!

[Slaighty]

 

"YAK YAK"

[garethj]

For a bloke of 25, I seem to be absolutely useless at knowing who any current well-loved famous ladies are, I had to look practically all of these up

True, unless they're on thehun.net I probably won't know them either

[Lankytim]

Ive just spent 2 DAYS sitting with the wife in the North Staffs maternity unit. She went in for a check up, couldnt find a doctor to doscharge her so the nurses asked the wife to stay overnight and get discharged first thing. Couldnt find a doctor again so she had to stay another night. By 2pm she was about to discharge herself when they managed to find a doc. 5 mins of paperwork and she was out.Turns out the nurses had put MrsLankys name on the wrong list so the doctor couldnt find her to sign the discharge paperwork, which they could have done on day 1. For 2 days weve been fed bullshit "doctors on his way" Doctors in a meeting" Doctors gone home, youll have to stay another night" All flannel. Theyd just stuck the wifes name on the wrong whiteboard. Tossers.Needless to say this whole experience was very stressful for the wife. I had to take time off work and it basically pissed everyone right off.

[barrett]

Thats not what you want when you are avec bebe, is it. Hope you have more luck when the time comes!

[Mr H Sceptre]

Yeh, not cool that. Saying that, I'm actually a big fan of the NHS. If you're really fooked, they fix you.

[trigger]

Can't really complain to much about the NHS myself as they are helping me and my wife have IVF treatment.Still sucks though having to spend longer in hospital then you need to, Did you get a free meal?.

[Pillock]

Turns out the nurses had put MrsLankys name on the wrong list so the doctor couldnt find her to sign the discharge paperwork, which they could have done on day 1.

If you're ever in that situation again, you're perfectly within your rights to ask for a discharge form to sign yourself and walk out. Obviously only if you're perfectly happy that you're OK! Done it a couple of times for the same reason - "Oh yeah, you seem fine - just got to wait for the doctor to do his rounds". The form just relieves them of any blame if you then have complications, but doesn't mean you can't get admitted the next day for the same issue, you get the same level of treatment.

[Lankytim]

Im a fan of the NHS, when things work out. Its just a pain when they leave you to rot. Nobody can tell you whats going on, its always "a different departments" fault e.t.c, e.t.c. I just dont understand how a heavily pregnant woman can be left for so long because of an administation error. 2 hours OK, 2 days is taking the piss a bit.The wife was in the process of discharging herself when the Doc appeared. They do make it very hard to do this, "you are putting your baby at severe risk if you leave without being seen" "we STRONGLY advise you stay" that kinda thing. The midwife even physically tried to herd the missus back towards her cell. The problem is they need a doctors signature to do anything. We knew everything was fine, the midwives and nurses all knew, but they needed a doc to rubber stamp it all.I know they are all very overworked, and do provide a great service under immense pressure but FUCK ME, what a balls up!Oh, the inmates get meals and drinks, the partners/husbands get nothing. Fair enough I suppose but a cuppa would have been nice!

[Father Ted]

In the 20 years I have worked for the NHS some bits have got a lot better, but I still think the wards were better run under the old matrons, I really do.I have fond memories of Sr. Pearson and the Weee bed.

[Roc 24v]

This:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8497239.stm

 

[warren t claim]

This:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8497239.stm

Oh FFS!!! When will this madness end?