The grumpy thread

[Milford Cubicle]

 

Last time snow caused me problems getting into work we had to contend with stuff like the fallen tree above, a stuck snowplough and an unploughed depth of 1ft on the road, because the plough had been stuck since 3am and nothing had cleared the road since. Luckily the boss was so impressed that we made the effort, we got full pay for the day even though we arrived at 11 or 12.

[Cavcraft]

Have to confess I don't think I'd make any great effort to get to work if I could get away with it.

[seth]

Sorry to change the subject but,My right index finger:I cut it right on the end while working on the Herald last week. It doesn't generally hurt but I can't type with it which is most infuriating. I'm not a ten finger touch typist but do use six of them and to loose one that generally hovers of the centre/right of the keyboard is most infuriating. I thought it'd be OK after a day or two but its been nearly a week now

[Richard]

Are you sure there's nothing in it? I've had cuts that were sorer than they should be and for longer, and I've eventually discovered there is something embedded in it.

[whitevanman]

Last time snow caused me problems getting into work we had to contend with stuff like the fallen tree above, a stuck snowplough and an unploughed depth of 1ft on the road, because the plough had been stuck since 3am and nothing had cleared the road since. Luckily the boss was so impressed that we made the effort, we got full pay for the day even though we arrived at 11 or 12.

more along the line that I was thinking of as well

[whitevanman]

Sorry to change the subject but,My right index finger:I cut it right on the end while working on the Herald last week. It doesn't generally hurt but I can't type with it which is most infuriating. I'm not a ten finger touch typist but do use six of them and to loose one that generally hovers of the centre/right of the keyboard is most infuriating. I thought it'd be OK after a day or two but its been nearly a week now

I suspect its turning septic......get a large glass of whisky, drink it and force the bugger of a cut open enough to get the fluids leaking

[trigger]

I thought it'd be OK after a day or two but its been nearly a week now

I know what you mean, My knee still kills after falling of my crane last Monday, It doesn't help that i banged it again today whilst climbing the ladder to my crane, It really is the sorest thing ever

[Guest]

This bloody coffee!Over to the sink to wash my cup out, spilled some water down the bottom of my trousers. Shake out a generous amount of "Red Mountain" instant coffee that I bought at the pound shop, add scalding water from the boiler which fires back and spills onto my tie. Take it down the corridor, trip slightly and spill it on my shoe. Stick it on the coaster, pick it up along with the coaster and spill it on my computer mouse.It's a sodding disgrace.

[Danblez]

This bloody coffee!

 

Over to the sink to wash my cup out, spilled some water down the bottom of my trousers. Shake out a generous amount of "Red Mountain" instant coffee that I bought at the pound shop, add scalding water from the boiler which fires back and spills onto my tie. Take it down the corridor, trip slightly and spill it on my shoe. Stick it on the coaster, pick it up along with the coaster and spill it on my computer mouse.

 

It's a sodding disgrace.

[Guest]

Hey I've had three subsequent coffees and managed not to spill a drop, must have just been a bad one.So here I am annoyed that my pay could be going down as a result of this regrading thing, waiting to hear the results tomorrow - only to hear it's been delayed (again). Next week now.Bearing in mind this scheme is the reason the binmen in Leeds went on strike for three months, they might want to get a move on.

[warren t claim]

Any property show inhabited by smug, self satisfied bastards who just want to be on tv to show how wealthy they are. Escape to the Country springs to mind. I hope you die a horrible death you running dog capitalists. I really hope Arthur Scargill puts a Socialist Labour candidate in my ward, even if it means putting up with Ricky Tomlinson as minister for culture.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Any property show inhabited by smug, self satisfied bastards who just want to be on tv to show how wealthy they are. Escape to the Country springs to mind. I hope you die a horrible death you running dog capitalists. I really hope Arthur Scargill puts a Socialist Labour candidate in my ward, even if it means putting up with Ricky Tomlinson as minister for culture.

Yep, that vile Tory bastard Kirstie Allsop needs a good kicking, as do those two gayers Colin and Justin.

[Timewaster]

Hey I've had three subsequent coffees and managed not to spill a drop, must have just been a bad one.

Either that or the first one cured your jitters!

[barrett]

As I have previously mentioned, Allsop can do no wrong in my eyes, for she is a Cougar of the highest order.

[ChinaTom]

As I have previously mentioned, Allsop can do no wrong in my eyes, for she is a Cougar of the highest order.

Hear hear. Kicking would be clumsy

[warren t claim]

As I have previously mentioned, Allsop can do no wrong in my eyes, for she is a Cougar of the highest order.

Hear hear. Kicking would be clumsy

Once you two have finished "spraying your emulsion over her period features" would you mind terribly if I could but her and her baldy mate against the wall and blindfold them? Kind regards!

[Mr H Sceptre]

Her sister, Sophie Allsop, is far nicer....

 

[warren t claim]

I would wager she is crap in the sack.

[Cavcraft]

I would wager she is crap in the sack.

I'd be quite happy to test that theory for you, got her number?

[warren t claim]

I would wager she is crap in the sack.

I'd be quite happy to test that theory for you, got her number?

Put it this way....Would you crawl over Emma Bunton if the was wearing the same dress she had on in that photo you posted to get to Ms Allsop?

[Pillock]

I quite fancy a dalliance with Ms Allsop. She's got great taste and style, educated and let's face it - well off. GR8 bangers too.Bunton wasn't too bad ten years ago but hasn't aged well. Not my cup of tea. might have her on standby in case I break Kirsty.

[Cavcraft]

I would wager she is crap in the sack.

I'd be quite happy to test that theory for you, got her number?

Put it this way....Would you crawl over Emma Bunton if the was wearing the same dress she had on in that photo you posted to get to Ms Allsop?

Put it like that, no.Doesn't mean I wouldn't go for some horizontal jogging action with Allsop though. If she asked nicely of course.

[Mr Lobster]

Exactly, she wouldn't get kicked out of bed for eating biscuits would she? But Emma Bunton - OMG yes. I'd quite happily crawl through broken glass covered in fire and cat aids just to get to her.

[warren t claim]

I quite fancy a dalliance with Ms Allsop. She's got great taste and style, educated and let's face it - well off. GR8 bangers too.Bunton wasn't too bad ten years ago but hasn't aged well. Not my cup of tea. might have her on standby in case I break Kirsty.

the problem with Kirsty is having your bell end smelling of caviar afterwards. I'm sure this is her type of man as well.....

[outlaw118]

The trouble with Kirsty Allsop is that I've been there, so she's ruined for normal men.Emma Bunton too.(wakes up)

[warren t claim]

A night between the sheets with Kirsty would be like going to a swingers party and ending up with Penelope Keith...

[Cavcraft]

A night between the sheets with Kirsty would be like going to a swingers party and ending up with Penelope Keith...

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[outlaw118]

Now, Penelope Keith......I will admit to having a bit of a thing for posh birds for a while, and she fitted the bill - in The Good Life anyway, obviously she was a lot younger then.....Sorry Should rant about summat now, but really can't be arsed.I'll think of something and come back to you......

[warren t claim]

A night between the sheets with Kirsty would be like going to a swingers party and ending up with Penelope Keith...

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I don't believe you said that!I used to be the poorest inhabitant in one of Wirral's wealthiest areas and it was infested with Kirsty wannabe'sYou know the sort, "Daddy is a stockbroker and mummy has migraines in between shagging the gardener" type of places.I'll bet Emma goes like a rabbit on dextrose after a couple of Lambrini's.

[Mr Lobster]

I'll bet Emma goes like a rabbit on dextrose after a couple of Lambrini's.

If I ever get to find out I will let you know.