The grumpy thread

[Guest]

I'm grumpy because I thought a Volvo 480 Turbo with one owner and low mileage would be worth a few quid! Sad to say it seems worth more over the bridge after selling its motor to a chav with a Renner 5.

 

I would still buy it. If my ES is anything to go by the Turbo would be a riot.

 

Negotiating with farmers is never easy. It's a proper honey though, only the wheels and a few stone chips on the nose let it down.

 

There's still a chance then that he hasn't lobbed it on eBay for the wider audience to see. I suspect he may over value it a tad.

[warren t claim]

He struck me as the sort of person who'd be happy having it sat in his secure storage until it was worth his asking price. The Volvo main Stealer offered him £200 part ex for it.

[Rhythm Thief]

I'm grumpy because I thought a Volvo 480 Turbo with one owner and low mileage would be worth a few quid! Sad to say it seems worth more over the bridge after selling its motor to a chav with a Renner 5.

 

I would still buy it. If my ES is anything to go by the Turbo would be a riot.

 

They're pretty quick, but only in a straight line. They feel like they're trying to pull themselves in half under heavy acceleration and they understeer like nothing else. And bits fall off the dashboard and the electrics aren't very reliable. I enjoyed owning mine.

 

[Richard]

Cavette - I entirely agree with you. Unless said footballer is married. All these super injunctions should be blown out of the water if it's to cover up some b*stard cheating on their partner. I believe that it is actually in the public's interest to know who has trouble keeping their pants on if it proves that they're an arsehole.

 

Ryan Giggs isn't it? I know the actor is Hugh Bonneville. I think that's more of a publicity stunt than a secret though, judging by the lines they chose to feature in this trailer.

 

Is it really in the public interest to know what footballers or actors get up to in their spare time? I'm not even all that interested in what they get up to in their professional life.

[Rhythm Thief]

Cavette - I entirely agree with you. Unless said footballer is married. All these super injunctions should be blown out of the water if it's to cover up some b*stard cheating on their partner. I believe that it is actually in the public's interest to know who has trouble keeping their pants on if it proves that they're an arsehole.

 

Ryan Giggs isn't it? I know the actor is Hugh Bonneville.

 

That explains this, then. I must admit, I hadn't heard of Hugh Bonneville until five minutes ago and now I have heard of him I can't say my life is any richer than it was. I have heard of Giggs, but I momentarily got him confused with that pretend bakery that sells high fat snacks to chavs.

[Cavcraft]

I see the point about some of these 'celebrities' being named and shamed if they've been playing away but the bird in question was doing it for money and quite clearly a) knew the blokes were married and trying to make a nice stash out of it.

 

I don't know this Hugh but his brother Triumph is welcome to stay in my garage.

[Angrydicky]

Women.

 

Not really a great grump in the scheme of things, but the girl at work I really fancy turns out to have a boyfriend, what's more, he's the muscular and popular security guard. Bugger. I really do like her, she's really nice and intelligent for once, fit graduate and everything, but I suppose it was not meant to be. Shame.

[garethj]

It would certainly be a shame if he fell down the stairs or something. Or got caught cheating, or had uncontrollable shits for a few days, or fell down the stairs whist cheating and having the shits.

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

It would certainly be a shame if he fell down the stairs or something. Or got caught cheating, or had uncontrollable shits for a few days, or fell down the stairs whist cheating and having the shits.

 

Excellent thinking, sir!

[Angrydicky]

It would certainly be a shame if he fell down the stairs or something. Or got caught cheating, or had uncontrollable shits for a few days, or fell down the stairs whist cheating and having the shits.

 

[Des]

[Lord Sterling]

The girl at work I really fancy turns out to have a boyfriend, what's more, he's the muscular and popular security guard. Bugger. I really do like her, she's really nice and intelligent for once, fit graduate and everything, but I suppose it was not meant to be. Shame.

 

I know exactly how you feel mate. This happens to me all the time. In fact I once lost one of the better jobs I once had due to something similar involving yet another girl I really, really liked.

[Rover414]

PU51 DRY thread. Is there any reason its at the top of the page again at all?

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Because utter mongs apart from mikey keep bumping it.

[Alexg]

Not really a great grump in the scheme of things, but the girl at work I really fancy turns out to have a boyfriend, what's more, he's the muscular and popular security guard. Bugger. I really do like her, she's really nice and intelligent for once, fit graduate and everything, but I suppose it was not meant to be. Shame.

 

We've all been there mate and probably don't even remember some of them. Time goes on, hotter and more available women turn up, and you will eventually find the one that fits and forget about the ones that got away. Later you'll then start wishing you were single again

[pompei]

Slipped on the stairs this morning and hurt my foot. Went to A&E, waited in the queue. Doc said he wanted an x-ray. Waited in the x-ray queue. X ray woman refused to do it for some reason. Went back to reception, then to nurses' work station and waited. Then back to x ray dept and waited. X ray woman rang her boss then grudgingly did the picture. Got a broken toe.

[freebird]

Absolute cretins that still use the word "mong" to describe stupid people.

Its called Downs Syndrome, my 28 yr old brother has Downs Syndrome and is far from stupid.

C*nt.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

[freebird]

No irony, If you understood irony, you would know that, but your lack of intelligence means that you dont.

Never mind, your loss.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Don't you see any irony in berating those who use the word 'mong' using language like 'cretin' and 'cunt'?

[Alexg]

I prefer the word flid

[Richard]

I prefer fud.

[revolting peasant]

[Guest]

People have a right go at Lenny Henry up there, but he does get some fair old ammunition. Some people need to stop and ask themselves why he's having a go at them before having a go back.

 

Incidentally, the amount of offensive language on here is pathetic lately. I'm not above swearing by any stretch of the imagination, but the amount of stuff here is just childish.

 

For example, if someone posted a badly done-up Corsa or similar in the eBay thread, you'd be guaranteed a wall of "Fucking arsehole" and "What a cunt" and "Shit fuck bum gay nobs bastard LOL". It isn't even funny! Some people just go out of their way to escalate something with as much foul language as possible, as if the more times you drop the F-bomb, the funnier it gets.

 

It reminds me of a scenario in primary school, when we had to read Roald Dahl's The BFG. It was soon decided that it stood for The Big Fat Git. Don't have a problem with that, it was catchy and funny. Eventually some moron came up with the idea that it was The Bastard Fucking Gay - more offensive, not particularly shocking, but not funny either. This is what is happening here - stop being that kid. Stop making everything into The Bastard Fucking Gay.

[freebird]

Don't you see any irony in berating those who use the word 'mong' using language like 'cretin' and 'cunt'?

My God, you really are bereft of any intelligence, arent you!

Allow me to explain "Cunt" is the colloquial term ( on the building site ) for a womans vagina, granted, you probably aint ever seen one of those so Ive got to give you a bit of licence for that.

Cretin is ancient french, a genius, such as yourself, would have known that, and pertains to what the french would have called stupid people. Granted, those "stupid" people may well have been physically or mentally handicapped, however, some 200 years later, the term is no longer used to describe said members of our society,the link was broken a century ago ( probably) its just used to describe people such as yourself who still use the word mong, as most of us unlightened kids did back in, oh, 1976. Then again, there may be a french fella in Montpellier, at this very moment, typing parallel to me on the French version of autoshite, trying to explain to a Monsieur Hatred why he thinks said Monsieur is a cunt for using the word cretin.......

Anyway, you walk your side of the road and i will walk mine, coz mine is better.

PS: Fancy a Tango?

Alexg, its "Thlid!!!!!"

[freebird]

People have a right go at Lenny Henry up there, but he does get some fair old ammunition. Some people need to stop and ask themselves why he's having a go at them before having a go back.

 

Incidentally, the amount of offensive language on here is pathetic lately. I'm not above swearing by any stretch of the imagination, but the amount of stuff here is just childish.

 

For example, if someone posted a badly done-up Corsa or similar in the eBay thread, you'd be guaranteed a wall of "Fucking arsehole" and "What a cunt" and "Shit fuck bum gay nobs bastard LOL". It isn't even funny! Some people just go out of their way to escalate something with as much foul language as possible, as if the more times you drop the F-bomb, the funnier it gets.

 

It reminds me of a scenario in primary school, when we had to read Roald Dahl's The BFG. It was soon decided that it stood for The Big Fat Git. Don't have a problem with that, it was catchy and funny. Eventually some moron came up with the idea that it was The Bastard Fucking Gay - more offensive, not particularly shocking, but not funny either. This is what is happening here - stop being that kid. Stop making everything into The Bastard Fucking Gay.

That was reasoned, intelligent and incisive.

You sure you are in the right place?

[autofive]

PU51 DRY thread. Is there any reason its at the top of the page again at all?

 

yeah, i m wondering why this tosser is still able to post and the thread hasnt been deleted

[revolting peasant]

[Rusty Pelican]

Absolute cretins that still use the word "mong" to describe stupid people.

Its called Downs Syndrome, my 28 yr old brother has Downs Syndrome and is far from stupid.

C*nt.

My friends friend has a boy with downs , , he has mood swings , next to no attention span and what seems like OCD , He has a heart problem as well , When hes calm hes great though . I must be difficult for you sometimes although it probably doesnt worry him in the slightest

[Gompo]

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