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Posted
5 hours ago, goosey said:

Always good to see a Ford Tippex

Certainly beats a Ford Anglia with flames up the side.

Posted
1 hour ago, camryv6 said:

@yes oui si could i have you expert opinion on this please ?

Edit just realised it doesn't come on those wheels

Looks like it just needs some top mounts, a headlight alignment and a bolt cinched up... 

Cheap fun car, £600 with a fail sheet from January is a bit rich mind. Offer half that, decent 4x108 wheels are cheap and plentiful. Those yellow ones look like 3008 17" steels from afar. 

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Just now, camryv6 said:

I always wanted one of these because i couldn't afford a 205 gti, but the problem was i couldn't afford one of these either lol

I actually had one of these, a white 115ch model. I swapped a CX25 ie pallas automatic for it. It had had a total rebuild all new suspension etc. In a moment of insolvency I sold it to a lad who wrapped it round a tree.

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Just now, Stinkwheel said:

I actually had one of these, a white 115ch model. I swapped a CX25 ie pallas automatic for it. It had had a total rebuild all new suspension etc. In a moment of insolvency I sold it to a lad who wrapped it round a tree.

Did they lift off oversteer like a Peugeot ?

Posted
1 minute ago, camryv6 said:

Did they lift off oversteer like a Peugeot ?

Oh hell yes

 

Posted
3 hours ago, RoadworkUK said:

Certainly beats a Ford Anglia with flames up the side.

Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes,

Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes…….

 

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Vivian's entry into the Kellogg win a Ford Tippex contest 

In ten words what does Cornflakes mean to you, the joke was he wouldn’t win as there was only 9 words

Posted
9 hours ago, goosey said:

Always good to see a Ford Tippex

Correct.

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ford transit 350 lwb high roof Bi Fuel 2003 Spares Or Repair - Picture 1 of 23

ford transit 350 lwb high roof Bi Fuel 2003 Spares Or Repair | eBay

Save yourself the bother of clicking on the listing, as it turns out 'bi fuel' doesn't mean diesel and veg oil.

The. Whole. Fucking. Advert. Seems to. Be. Typed Like This. Too.

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classic mini clubman estate - Picture 1 of 11

classic mini clubman estate | eBay

Anyone who buys this and puts wanky wheels/arches/stupid bits on it should be locked in the back with Giles Brandreth and Jim Davidson for company and pushed off the side of Ben fucking Nevis.

Posted
35 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

classic mini clubman estate - Picture 1 of 11

classic mini clubman estate | eBay

Anyone who buys this and puts wanky wheels/arches/stupid bits on it should be locked in the back with Giles Brandreth and Jim Davidson for company and pushed off the side of Ben fucking Nevis.

Hate to say it but I would like to fit a classic style mini front end to it 

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

classic mini clubman estate - Picture 1 of 11

classic mini clubman estate | eBay

Anyone who buys this and puts wanky wheels/arches/stupid bits on it should be locked in the back with Giles Brandreth and Jim Davidson for company and pushed off the side of Ben fucking Nevis.

Oh I don’t know, I’m sure Giles waxing lyrical about the majesty of the occasion and a few jokes from Jim might make the assent quite bearable.

Posted
24 minutes ago, bigstraight6 said:

a few jokes from Jim 

Given that he's probably less funny than a school bus crash, I'd have to say I doubt it very much.

Posted
2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

classic mini clubman estate - Picture 1 of 11

classic mini clubman estate | eBay

Anyone who buys this and puts wanky wheels/arches/stupid bits on it should be locked in the back with Giles Brandreth and Jim Davidson for company and pushed off the side of Ben fucking Nevis.

Things wrong. Car is located in Stoke on Trent 

Nuff said?

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