eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

PRINCESS ANN GOES TOPLESS SHOCKER

1981 Reliant Scimitar GTC - Barn Find - 2792cc | eBay

'I'VE SEEN HER TWIN TOPS', SAID GRAHAM OF CHESTER

 

[grogee]

Disassociated Peugeot. £1750 Acocks Green. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-308-sw-estate-16-hdi-diesel-sw-estate-7-seater-model-307/1486544389

[GeordieInExile]

3 minutes ago, grogee said:

It's absolutely fucking rubbish, isn't it? 

Yep. Absolutely shite when you compare it to, say, a Peugeot 205 that was designed and launched a decade prior. 

...I want one. 

[grogee]

£395 Northampton

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-citroen-c3-16-16v-hdi-mot-to-27th-november-2024no-advisories/1486541021

[Cavcraft]

RELIANT ROBIN ESTATE / DEL BOY VAN RESTO PROJECT OFFERS / PX KITTEN | eBay 

'SEEN THESE GO FOR £10K+'

My mate said he saw unicorns playing conkers with Joan of Arc after a shit load of Class A. His story is still more believable than yours.

'Bargain'

'£1,995.00'

[grogee]

Child's shoe, £2200 Erdington

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/smart-forntwo-passion-convertible/1482840432

[grogee]

525i £2000 King's Heath

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-5-series-saloon-2002-semi-auto-2494-cc-4-doors/1486535819

[Cavcraft]

ford ka | eBay

'something bigger'

How's this hun?

[grogee]

Tastefully* modified Impreza. £3850 Yardley. 

I can smell the loft hydroponics from here. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/subaru-impreza-saloon-2001-manual-1998-cc-4-doors/1486529949

[fatmanblue]

37 minutes ago, GeordieInExile said:

I can't believe it took them fifteen years to do a convertible Metro and this was the best they could come up with.

I can't believe that they did one at all. What were they thinking/smoking?

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116328709212?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J7YE06A201FGMC0VVXPQZ3VT&hash=item1b15bb3c5c:g:xQ4AAOSwgoxm6Dz-&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKkevM6aRaExFDgxZSGsr6kSGWDwA9ZoEztwl2y%2Bn6S7ZtVfv6DovN18aeU6fV1rdYhdi%2BvyjD%2FQXgZUX%2FQYE7MmADdEbLCUTND64nlXQEnCfFBwrzke5nSe7ki5V0JP6B4H%2FFDp1Qk57977RZWiV1z0KxgzFK7K3w7bll1Kero1gSBywYTxOnc1wtN66whgHBCazzgVHAXr2EH3YjzoeZY6Wo6U7Btg5Qn--NK5W03LXbFPnftG8rSefXbp34%2BapS0%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR47lgM6_ZA&edge=0&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395691625004?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J7YE06A4A2PZ9NYQRVD2V5QZ&hash=item5c210f0a2c:g:~v8AAOSwS-dm5~Jo&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmjSZACRkBtDHibXco2ARHB96dhh6Yas0Cqz0cnU3UwzyljI%2Fl%2FMEIEu%2BdcjGZRAQke0cwAyZdsSdxkLqIbjL6xZWCmCYEhCny733aI6R7yVBV3oGo0qeVtJqEYNwQNz%2BvnHLb03etKA5yHx%2BL0MmIO%2B6bo3841eZtJ1YwLPx6S%2B9pGgHAcO5xEqm1QheL21c3PHY13n2lehS8WvUd%2B3fXQ9D2KY%2FUskwAZbwGtDTh9NwmphQiGDcV5oLYDP3yhGzU%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5TlgM6_ZA&edge=0&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[High Jetter]

10 minutes ago, Dayno said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395691625004?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J7YE06A4A2PZ9NYQRVD2V5QZ&hash=item5c210f0a2c:g:~v8AAOSwS-dm5~Jo&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmjSZACRkBtDHibXco2ARHB96dhh6Yas0Cqz0cnU3UwzyljI%2Fl%2FMEIEu%2BdcjGZRAQke0cwAyZdsSdxkLqIbjL6xZWCmCYEhCny733aI6R7yVBV3oGo0qeVtJqEYNwQNz%2BvnHLb03etKA5yHx%2BL0MmIO%2B6bo3841eZtJ1YwLPx6S%2B9pGgHAcO5xEqm1QheL21c3PHY13n2lehS8WvUd%2B3fXQ9D2KY%2FUskwAZbwGtDTh9NwmphQiGDcV5oLYDP3yhGzU%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5TlgM6_ZA&edge=0&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

Why would you want an auto?

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/156411801439?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J7YE06A2XSRE5ZT3J6HSE7AR&hash=item246adeaf5f:g:reAAAOSwlTlm6D4L&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmbH0gSnnT4G%2Fvx8uTbgwZxSawzerXELG5Jd7DG3U13QPj9QClGGjSEivV2cjHgvnjk7mjlmdh4Ow14vbU1F0MF7%2FTT747w85k5mZO6H8eE1k8FOYkY7%2FghR3XjSC97FnUtokm102j1xSCnpCnT3pd3jjyLjg4pTtTdkjCBKpEfP1X2ldX0pXONCTDe9rrIEPS3OkX09RCI4Tb934W97Wv3%2Fhp8jcRAgnA2mpu5prkBNMMJrgeCTxGVhk65u6RsVW8%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR47lgM6_ZA&edge=0&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276644231605?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J7YDXZMSQCQZR0SN2D5Z6ZS5&hash=item406947f9b5:g:ECgAAOSwBL5m6Jnd&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKnSKZdvvnJHnThQiyUV6c99El6p%2BcnyXF7JTF9fWEZ3kAkI9VxkaAeJorFWl6%2BNhEreRJm%2Bat8KmFRxdPVdJdEcCbHS32QdDi9eq9QqaTrte%2BLrUQnuTXxmphrp24PpKHMeuqqynLZHNT2MnL%2BT1yo1HhiGDNdbf040as2bHafim6VtBNdFP5fcrqNyoEk%2FfBr%2FCMO8ZHtVh9ttaFgTwEAQ49ib5ftPhWBMQce%2Bkr7jt3Wz4SbUj00YBO3NvTu6You3kG2HrNFXwz6IhcPmwR5jZhjkPqF4oL9CdRIeXUOTlw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7z6982_ZA&edge=0&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/315760602891?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J7YDXZMT49C83VMZFKY3XSGG&hash=item4984cc6f0b:g:ixEAAOSwKk5mD~ZQ&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKnJwbbRfFHE71HfZsmwgBXV4QL6NJRpa%2BLnj3zjOoVRDoAhuPXT6MlPYU%2FS9uzu0s7ytd3nPcZc76NrrFdFE4H5O9ByoiiGhEAToU3e6ndWF%2BsUzArcLA4j4IYmBygh4RzfXGRbnGJ47Aee4xzNW6RKpJ1BJZcO4IfMe9UcRZ8nFjdwK%2BfglFy9q0UMmww1SMG1zvNgytjXo2fVMystpCzsPuv5e7vWiAhCzDtHnPXtl5ZahzPVLWsKNbnNZPmpAD0%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR776982_ZA&edge=0&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Cavcraft]

1951 Triumph Mayflower Classic Vintage Car | eBay]

[somewhatfoolish]

54 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1951 Triumph Mayflower Classic Vintage Car | eBay]

W

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😱

😱

😱

🦉

[New POD]

6 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Why would you want an auto?

Why not? Spare hand for fags/gin/fumbling with passenger. 

[Cavcraft]

Some people say my truck is made outta mud

a Ford is made outta wattle and daub

B&Q paint and and carboard and fag papers and blood  

a cab that's fucked and a back that's wrong

you load 9.5 tonnes, and what do you get?

another day older and deeper in debt

VOSA don't you pull me coz I  won't stop

you'll  spread my legs and my trousers will drop

I'll getta prohibition if they see the side

a lotta men try the step and a lotta men subside

mostly made of filler with fuck all steel

if the right don't collapse then the left one will

you load 9.5 tonnes, and what do you get?

another day older and deeper in debt

VOSA don't you pull me coz I  won't stop

you'll  spread my legs and my trousers will drop

I broke out my chisel in the pouring rain

fuck this shit was my first thought again

I'd rather get caned down the Old Red Lion

can't no scrap yard owner bring  a big tow line?

you load 9.5 tonnes, and what do you get?

another day older and deeper in debt

VOSA don't you pull me coz I  won't stop

you'll  spread my legs and my trousers will drop

1967 Ford D Series Beavertail Truck | eBay

 

[Metal Guru]

On 15/09/2024 at 20:40, EyesWeldedShut said:

Indeed - my wife loves it, therefore it must be totally tasteless. 
Ford obviously miss-named Calf Scour Orange and Shit Brown on the plate

Obviously assembled by Terry.

[Metal Guru]

8 hours ago, Dayno said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276644231605?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J7YDXZMSQCQZR0SN2D5Z6ZS5&hash=item406947f9b5:g:ECgAAOSwBL5m6Jnd&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKnSKZdvvnJHnThQiyUV6c99El6p%2BcnyXF7JTF9fWEZ3kAkI9VxkaAeJorFWl6%2BNhEreRJm%2Bat8KmFRxdPVdJdEcCbHS32QdDi9eq9QqaTrte%2BLrUQnuTXxmphrp24PpKHMeuqqynLZHNT2MnL%2BT1yo1HhiGDNdbf040as2bHafim6VtBNdFP5fcrqNyoEk%2FfBr%2FCMO8ZHtVh9ttaFgTwEAQ49ib5ftPhWBMQce%2Bkr7jt3Wz4SbUj00YBO3NvTu6You3kG2HrNFXwz6IhcPmwR5jZhjkPqF4oL9CdRIeXUOTlw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7z6982_ZA&edge=0&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

All the panels look like they are surrounded by perforations and will just pop out with the slightest touch.

[GlenAnderson]

43 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Some people say my truck is made outta mud

a Ford is made outta wattle and daub

B&Q paint and and carboard and fag papers and blood  

a cab that's fucked and a back that's wrong

you load 9.5 tonnes, and what do you get?

another day older and deeper in debt

VOSA don't you pull me coz I  won't stop

you'll  spread my legs and my trousers will drop

I'll getta prohibition if they see the side

a lotta men try the step and a lotta men subside

mostly made of filler with fuck all steel

if the right don't collapse then the left one will

you load 9.5 tonnes, and what do you get?

another day older and deeper in debt

VOSA don't you pull me coz I  won't stop

you'll  spread my legs and my trousers will drop

I broke out my chisel in the pouring rain

fuck this shit was my first thought again

I'd rather get caned down the Old Red Lion

can't no scrap yard owner bring  a big tow line?

you load 9.5 tonnes, and what do you get?

another day older and deeper in debt

VOSA don't you pull me coz I  won't stop

you'll  spread my legs and my trousers will drop

1967 Ford D Series Beavertail Truck | eBay

 

It can’t be MoT exempt, it’s post 1960 and over 3.5 tonnes. Even if it was pre 1960 and exempt, that would only be valid for running unladen; put anything on the back and it  needs an MoT. 
 

 

[Cavcraft]

3 hours ago, GlenAnderson said:

It can’t be MoT exempt, it’s post 1960 and over 3.5 tonnes. Even if it was pre 1960 and exempt, that would only be valid for running unladen; put anything on the back and it  needs an MoT. 
 

 

Won't it qualify with the over '40 years old' category?

Recovery trucks less than that age were only test exempt if over 3.5 tonnes, spec lift only and on recovery work dragging a taxed, tested and insured vehicle. Not that that stopped half the people on eBay trying it on with beavertail Transits.

[bezzabsa]

Looks like Tesla's are creeping closer to Autoshite

mind you once you pay for repairs ..... :O

2019 Tesla Model 3 standard range plus Has High voltage battery fault, ideal as a breaker or if someone wants to get the battery replaced it’s a cheap car.

[GlenAnderson]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Won't it qualify with the over '40 years old' category?

Recovery trucks less than that age were only test exempt if over 3.5 tonnes, spec lift only and on recovery work dragging a taxed, tested and insured vehicle. Not that that stopped half the people on eBay trying it on with beavertail Transits.

No, the 40 year thing isn’t applicable to anything over 3.5 tons. 
 

As you say, the recovery vehicle exemption was only for spec lifts being operated commercially and recovering road legal vehicles. 
 

Only pre 1960 vehicles over 3.5 tonnes are exempt from test, and only if running unladen. 
 

Lots of stuff being listed as tax/test exempt that’s no such thing. Normally because it’s incorrectly registered for its actual use. That Ford is currently taxed with no MoT which suggests it’s registered as recovery or limited/agricultural/showman’s or whatever, none of which are actually appropriate if you’re not a farmer, showman, recovery operator and going to operate it commercially under a limited Operator’s Licence. 
 

Personally, I’d not fancy my chances of getting that through a test without a significant amount of time and money. 

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, bezzabsa said:

Looks like Tesla's are creeping closer to Autoshite

mind you once you pay for repairs ..... 😮

2019 Tesla Model 3 standard range plus Has High voltage battery fault, ideal as a breaker or if someone wants to drop a Pinto in it it’s a cheap car.

FTFY

[Cavcraft]

V W T4 pick up single cab | eBay

Actually quite like that.

[Cavcraft]

Volvo 2014/ 64 FL 210BHP 14t 4x2 Box Body Rigid | eBay

Ignoring the actual truck, has anyone else tried driving with IBCs of liquid?

It's a real game undercracker changer when you're not used to them and you go flat out round a bend in Wales to find an HGV stopped at some temporary traffic lights and have to slam on.

[Cavcraft]

Peugeot 406 V6 Executive Estate | eBay

£695 V6 406 with an MOT to March. Seems a decent, honest advert, too.