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High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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7 minutes ago, SEATMad said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235498276077?itmmeta=01HT7WKRZGC1S480XZX43V7AKD&hash=item36d4ca84ed:g:SnAAAOSwQdFmCB4K

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With 150,000 miles showcasing its reliability and spirited adventures, this Audi stands as a testament to time, powered by a strong engine that sings a tune only Super Unleaded can elicit. 

Methinks that's stretching it just a tad...

 
busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-fox-hatchback-2008-manual-1198-cc-3-doors/1476723117

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I quite fancied this until I read this;

"Has MOT till October

Been a great runaround for a few years but I've just bought a new car so needing to sell asap.

In full transparency, I’m selling cheap as it needs repairs (listed below). Once those are done I’m sure it’ll keep running totally fine, as I said it’s got the MOT till December and a full tank of petrol too.

You may need to tow away as it is driving, but barely. It needs to go to a garage. (And of course, it hasn’t got tax on it as I declared it as SORN)

Oil light is on regardless of oil level, windows do not open and close properly (electrics need doing) and little bumps and scuffs are shown in photos, window wipers could also do with replacing too."

I think that translates as "it's fucked M8"

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/repair/1476592305

£800

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The life of a Jag owner...

S  type jaguar 2.7D 2007 abs sensors fault gearbox light fault dpf light on needs regeneration cd not working , needs ABS sensors replaced £8 each on eBay restricted performance light on due to the above the engine is in very very good condition spent over £2800 to get through MOT. New alternator new water pump. New heater exchange valve £1600 spent on fabrication and welding which took over a week to Repair. Rear suspension mounting both sides went through MOT with no advisories MOT November 2024, £800, no offers or time wasters just don’t have any interest in it now as I love these cars when I got it Anyone with good mechanical knowledge will be able to repair these at little cost. The private numberplate does not come with the car or the roof bars or the Jaguar club badges.

Rustybullethole Rank: Renault 16

Rustybullethole

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The description reveals all;

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Use the motor and running gear then make a boat out of the roof i guess. 

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Honda cb100n 1982 running project - Picture 1 of 6

Honda cb100n 1982 running project | eBay

'Photos make it look better than it is'

Well they couldn't make it look any fucking worse, could they?

 

 

Cracking little bikes those, apart from the wank cable-operated front disc brake.  Shame it's been hipstered. 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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4 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

Victor.

Strong DO NOT PAINT vibes.

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