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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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21 minutes ago, grogee said:

That's a shame, I've got £118,750 put by for one of these but I won't stretch to £119,750.

I wouldn't give you the £1000 for it

 

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High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It doesn't need LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS in the ad though.

Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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16 minutes ago, anonymous user said:

I saw one of those in real life, the hood was down and it was fitted with some aftermarket seats, it looked like the driver was sat on the lavatory.

There’s not a barge pole long enough….

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Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

Yoss

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13 minutes ago, Rocket88 said:

There’s not a barge pole long enough….

Bidding currently only £1 though. Surely that's tempting?

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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On 7/13/2022 at 5:42 PM, grogee said:

Am going to go full nerd on this and challenge the usual suspects into telling me if they can find any other examples of a sat nav and cassette player combo. 

I had one in my 2002 Toyota Celica.  Monochrome dot matrix display ftw 👍

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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I would buy it if it was that much now, aside from the missing wing and FL taillights it's perfect.

morrisoxide Rank: BL Wedge

morrisoxide

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TV Star Cadillac.

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Always makes me wonder why when selling "TV star car" they never seem to say what programme it was on. Makes me think it was a "star" in Exposing Jimmy Savile or The Harold Shipman story.

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Remspoor Rank: Isuzu Florian

Remspoor

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Citroen LNA. Location Spain. 3500€

https://www.milanuncios.com/citroen-de-segunda-mano/citroen-lna-457536939.htm?filteredProvinces=all

Little in the description 

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In good condition, Model Citroen LNA 11RE, Peugeot Engine, 4 Cylinders, Just passed ITV (Spanish MOT), Length 3,43mt, low fuel consumption, original spare wheel.

and one image from facebook advert (maybe)

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Remspoor Rank: Isuzu Florian

Remspoor

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The worlds largest Ford Escort. Location Spain 1500€

https://www.milanuncios.com/ford-de-segunda-mano/ford-escort-421659790.htm

Cave find?

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Se vende escorpión año 91 lleva desde 2014 parado siempre en garage tapicería de cuero sin golpes ni rallazos se vende por fallecimiento

For sale scorpion year 91 has been stationary since 2014 always in garage leather upholstery no bumps or scratches is sold by death. I assume the owner had died.

 

 

Remspoor Rank: Isuzu Florian

Remspoor

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LDV Maxus Convoy. Even in Spain they rust. 2750€

https://www.milanuncios.com/otros-coches-de-segunda-mano/ldv-maxus-456231179.htm

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hola buenas vendo furgoneta DLV motor ford transit del año dos 2003 la 2500 turbo lleva kilómetros 68.000 mejor venir y probar solo recibo llamadas gracias

hello I sell van DLV engine  ford transit of year 2003 a 2500 turbo has 68.000 kilometres better come and try only I receive calls thanks

 

The Spanish can be a bit dyslexic.  DLV is LDV

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

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5 hours ago, ProgRocker said:

Large red cars are very cool.

Image 3 - 1977 ROVER 3500 V8 SD1 MK1 RED MOT APRIL 2023 BUT TAX AND MOT EXEMPT PX WELCOME

1977 V8 . £7,995.

"Steve, we've still got a load of dog dick red left over from when we gave that rotbox T4 a blowover recently. Shall we spruce up that nappy cack yellow SD1 with the leftovers?"

"Sounds a great idea Dave. Just make sure when you're done, you refit the doors so the gap on the B pillar is large enough to stick your hand through and the gap on the C pillar is non-existent."

Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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3 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

"Steve, we've still got a load of dog dick red left over from when we gave that rotbox T4 a blowover recently. Shall we spruce up that nappy cack yellow SD1 with the leftovers?"

"Sounds a great idea Dave. Just make sure when you're done, you refit the doors so the gap on the B pillar is large enough to stick your hand through and the gap on the C pillar is non-existent."

Factory standard then

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Remspoor Rank: Isuzu Florian

Remspoor

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15 hours ago, egg said:

How much? Go on how much?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275385500572?hash=item401e41439c:g:DJEAAOSwRLxiz2N~

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£119,750.

I guess civilisation is closer to ending then I thought.

I wonder if this advert is from this Peel enthusiast*?

In the ebay ad.... that crap about investments made me want to go out an invest a gun and a tip to London.

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skoda_fan Rank: BL Wedge

skoda_fan

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14 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325270731577?hash=item4bbba57b39:g:bwQAAOSwZLhi0aFv

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I never "got" Banham. They produced a wide variety of dubious kits and body conversions from a small industrial unit down the road from me. I remember they used to have a whole lot of stripped out/cut down Skoda Rapid coupes outside for their iffy Porsche Speedster replicas. From my moniker you can imagine that this brought a tear to my eye.

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