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Citroen LNA. Location Spain. 3500€

https://www.milanuncios.com/citroen-de-segunda-mano/citroen-lna-457536939.htm?filteredProvinces=all

Little in the description 

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In good condition, Model Citroen LNA 11RE, Peugeot Engine, 4 Cylinders, Just passed ITV (Spanish MOT), Length 3,43mt, low fuel consumption, original spare wheel.

and one image from facebook advert (maybe)

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The worlds largest Ford Escort. Location Spain 1500€

https://www.milanuncios.com/ford-de-segunda-mano/ford-escort-421659790.htm

Cave find?

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Se vende escorpión año 91 lleva desde 2014 parado siempre en garage tapicería de cuero sin golpes ni rallazos se vende por fallecimiento

For sale scorpion year 91 has been stationary since 2014 always in garage leather upholstery no bumps or scratches is sold by death. I assume the owner had died.

 

 

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LDV Maxus Convoy. Even in Spain they rust. 2750€

https://www.milanuncios.com/otros-coches-de-segunda-mano/ldv-maxus-456231179.htm

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hola buenas vendo furgoneta DLV motor ford transit del año dos 2003 la 2500 turbo lleva kilómetros 68.000 mejor venir y probar solo recibo llamadas gracias

hello I sell van DLV engine  ford transit of year 2003 a 2500 turbo has 68.000 kilometres better come and try only I receive calls thanks

 

The Spanish can be a bit dyslexic.  DLV is LDV

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5 hours ago, ProgRocker said:

Large red cars are very cool.

Image 3 - 1977 ROVER 3500 V8 SD1 MK1 RED MOT APRIL 2023 BUT TAX AND MOT EXEMPT PX WELCOME

1977 V8 . £7,995.

"Steve, we've still got a load of dog dick red left over from when we gave that rotbox T4 a blowover recently. Shall we spruce up that nappy cack yellow SD1 with the leftovers?"

"Sounds a great idea Dave. Just make sure when you're done, you refit the doors so the gap on the B pillar is large enough to stick your hand through and the gap on the C pillar is non-existent."

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3 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

"Steve, we've still got a load of dog dick red left over from when we gave that rotbox T4 a blowover recently. Shall we spruce up that nappy cack yellow SD1 with the leftovers?"

"Sounds a great idea Dave. Just make sure when you're done, you refit the doors so the gap on the B pillar is large enough to stick your hand through and the gap on the C pillar is non-existent."

Factory standard then

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Posted
15 hours ago, egg said:

How much? Go on how much?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275385500572?hash=item401e41439c:g:DJEAAOSwRLxiz2N~

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£119,750.

I guess civilisation is closer to ending then I thought.

I wonder if this advert is from this Peel enthusiast*?

In the ebay ad.... that crap about investments made me want to go out an invest a gun and a tip to London.

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14 hours ago, D.E said:

I never "got" Banham. They produced a wide variety of dubious kits and body conversions from a small industrial unit down the road from me. I remember they used to have a whole lot of stripped out/cut down Skoda Rapid coupes outside for their iffy Porsche Speedster replicas. From my moniker you can imagine that this brought a tear to my eye.

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17 hours ago, egg said:

How much? Go on how much?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275385500572?hash=item401e41439c:g:DJEAAOSwRLxiz2N~

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£119,750.

I guess civilisation is closer to ending then I thought.

"So let's talk about assets - do you have any savings, any property etcetera?"

"Yes, I've got a classic car."

"Oh nice, I'm a bit of a petrolhead myself. What is it?"

"A Peel."

"Umm ok, so do you have a valuation certificate or something?"

"Yeah, I've got this eBay listing from where I bought it showing £120k"

"I'm afraid I'm going to need something more concrete, sir. Do you have any pictures?"

"Sure, take a look"

"Pah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm afraid we can't help you sir, have a good day"

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Purple people eater £700 Cov, needs gearbox

I would like to buy one of these then cruise around provincial towns on Saturdays at midnight with the 'TAXI' light off.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/lti-tx4-other-2008-other-2499-cc/1437312371?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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Posted
1 hour ago, grogee said:

No Rover 45 ever realistically fetches more than about £500 unless it's an early low mileage one or a V6! 

Plenty of daft priced ones but they just sit on them for ages. Until they eventually drop the price!

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1 hour ago, D.E said:

Sold by the PO a while ago for £1250, now for sale again at a slightly higher price:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165580948661?hash=item268d64c4b5:g:wcQAAOSwkS5i0nWg

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Very very high up in my list of things I’d love to do is make good a 60’s special or low volume lash up. God I love ‘em 

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40 minutes ago, Fabergé Greggs said:

Very very high up in my list of things I’d love to do is make good a 60’s special or low volume lash up. God I love ‘em 

How have we never talked about that? I'm obsessed with those things. That actually looks like a pretty good starting point, despite how it looks. The wheels are probably worth 50% of the price, and I can spot a few other choice bits - four-branch manifold, Aquaplane remote oil cooler, short rad and remote header tank, plus it's properly registered. Wish I had loads of money, cause that could be a real nice car with a lot of work...

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