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AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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Actually a nice wee bit of kit for the price. 99k miles. £795. Doesn't actually have air conditioning despite what the listing says, but you can always pretend.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202204044299256

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Took me a while to work out what the fuck was going on in the description though, thought I was communicating with someone in slow motion.

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HERE ..WE ..HAVE ..FOR ..A ..SKODA ...FABIA...1.4 .. IN ...BLUE .....5 . DOOR ..THIS ..CAR ...DRIVES ....LOVELY ..... ..GREAT ...PICK ...UP ...SMOOTH .....DRIVE .....NEW ...MOT ... READY ..TO .... GOOD ...SET ..OF ... TYRES ....GREAT ..ON ...BOARD ..HEATER .... .. MOT ....03 ...04 ...2023 .... FORMER ... GENTLEMAN. SENIOR .......CITIZEN ....KEEPER ......EXCEPTIONAL ...MAINTENANCE .... DOCUMENTED ...RECORD ......LOVELY ...CONDITION ........FULLY ...VALETED ........ PLEASE ......CALL .....A 1 ...CAR ...DALRS .....WARRINGTON ......ON . .........0 ...7 .. ..5 ....4. ...3 ...6 ....9 ....8 ...8 ...3 ....4 ....... BARGAIN ........, Smoke free Next MOT due 03/04/2023, Blue, £795

Vehicle registered: 22/03/2002

 

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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54 minutes ago, Austat said:

This is very smart and has the 2.3 Turbo, $6000 might be a bit too much though.

Is £3500 reasonable for one of these?

I'm gonna say yes, if it's sound and has had the jobs like DiC and autobox fluid done. When did you last see one? And, how handsome does it look?

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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22 hours ago, Chuck Buckles said:

Interesting plate for dog owners K9 WOF

Got to be barking mad to purchase that though.

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RoverFolkUs Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

RoverFolkUs

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24 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Actually a nice wee bit of kit for the price. 99k miles. £795. Doesn't actually have air conditioning despite what the listing says, but you can always pretend.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202204044299256

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Took me a while to work out what the fuck was going on in the description though, thought I was communicating with someone in slow motion.

 

Never ,,, trust.!!.. someone ???? that .... uses ,,,,, lots .. of ,,,,, punctuation!11!! 

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D.E Rank: Renault 16

D.E

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5 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Please don't bid on this, I am very much interested in this! Love the C4 100 S4s!

Good luck bidding then!🙂 It may hopefully go cheap if people are scared off by the fact it isn't running and the rather bad pictures? 

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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1 minute ago, D.E said:

Good luck bidding then!🙂 It may hopefully go cheap if people are scared off by the fact it isn't running and the rather bad pictures? 

That's my hope, we shall see!

vaughant Rank: Lancia Gamma

vaughant

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22 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Ayrshire Registered-Shite Clio, sitting in Weegieville.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202203314174096

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Aw that's awfy nice of ye. Ach well, £295 in the current climate. WCPGW.

You forgot "Big man" at the end of it. Even if you're "wee" as you're offering to buy their car they'll call you "big man" until the moneys in thier pocket then its a "cheers wee man". 

Buyer over the phone "has it ever let you down" 

Seller "nah, it DISNEY DEE that, nae had NUHHIN gan wrong wee it". 

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AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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1 minute ago, vaughant said:

You forgot "Big man" at the end of it. Even if you're "wee" as you're offering to buy their car they'll call you "big man" until the moneys in thier pocket then its a "cheers wee man". 

Buyer over the phone "has it ever let you down" 

Seller "nah, it DISNEY DEE that, nae had NUHHIN gan wrong wee it". 

Aye, nail on the heid there. I bought the Fabia off a guy fae East Kilbride, can confirm this is the case. 😂

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This has popped up on Facebook Marketplace locally.

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I'm not worried about the spluttering (TADTS) but I think £1500 is a bit salty considering it appears to have snapped a torsion bar.

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Dan29 Rank: Citroen Ami

Dan29

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25 minutes ago, neil1971 said:

Fabia Estate on Marketplace, £300 with MoT until Feb 2023 but needs a clutch, in Loughton

This is a tidy looking thing with a pretty clean MoT history, hopefully it can live on.

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Already gone!

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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1 hour ago, D.E said:

Good luck bidding then!🙂 It may hopefully go cheap if people are scared off by the fact it isn't running and the rather bad pictures? 

Well, it has already moved beyond the kind of money I wanted to spend on it. Bummer.

neil1971 Rank: Citroen Ami

neil1971

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6 minutes ago, Dan29 said:

Already gone!

Think  the ad only been put on an hour or two ago! Must have been pretty much scrap money at that price but would be nice to think someone will fix  it

RoverFolkUs Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

RoverFolkUs

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2 minutes ago, neil1971 said:

Think  the ad only been put on an hour or two ago! Must have been pretty much scrap money at that price but would be nice to think someone will fix  it

Clutch is ridiculously easy on them, (for a modern) About 3 hours  I've got them down to :)

 

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Dan29 Rank: Citroen Ami

Dan29

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Just now, RoverFolkUs said:

Clutch is ridiculously easy on them, (for a modern) About 3 hours  I've got them down to :)

 

 

In that case I may have been asking you to do that one if someone else hadn't bought it 😉

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Dan29 Rank: Citroen Ami

Dan29

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5 minutes ago, neil1971 said:

Think  the ad only been put on an hour or two ago! Must have been pretty much scrap money at that price but would be nice to think someone will fix  it

Yep - £395 as scrap. 

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RoverFolkUs Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

RoverFolkUs

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15 minutes ago, Dan29 said:

In that case I may have been asking you to do that one if someone else hadn't bought it 😉

Ha!

Sorry m9 very busy at the moment ;)

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