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AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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20 minutes ago, Nullzwei said:

2003 Skoda Fabia SDi estate.  Morecambe.

Tidy.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112280843776?radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&sort=distance&postcode=ne22te&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&page=5

 

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Second time this has been listed actually. I have a saved search for diesel Fabia's. It's quite a decent looking bog-standard Fabia. I'm not too far away from it, so it's somewhat tempting.

Metal Guru Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Metal Guru

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15 hours ago, grogee said:

2003 RAV-4 £3bags from an optimistic trader, Mansfield. He sounds like an absolute cock. 

"Please be realistic though, the car is not brand new so does have the odd tiny age related mark. These are trivial but just being honest.
You'll be over the moon with it!1st to see WILL buy at this give away price.

AS I AM VERY BUSY AND CANNOT ALWAYS REPLY TO MESSAGES.

Priced to sell fast! ABSOLUTE BARGAIN! NO TIME WASTERS OR IDIOTS!

If you have any others to look at or need the wife's permission then do this 1st, then come and buy this one.I am very professional and easy to get on with but I can not tolerate dreamers or time wasters."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-toyota-rav-nrg-3-dr-20-nv-vvti-only-74000-m-service-history-may-px1owner/1421784666?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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Please , someone.If  you live nearby, go and see this. Turn up an hour late , Pick it to pieces ( don’t forget to kick all the tyres), then tell the guy you have several others to see and phone your wife in front of him. ( “ you’d prefer a Mini? It’s a RAV4, a sort of Land Rover for Barbie. etc etc) Brilliant wind up, ( unless he’s 6ft 10 and built like the proverbial).

lesapandre Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

lesapandre

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57 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

Please , someone.If  you live nearby, go and see this. Turn up an hour late , Pick it to pieces ( don’t forget to kick all the tyres), then tell the guy you have several others to see and phone your wife in front of him. ( “ you’d prefer a Mini? It’s a RAV4, a sort of Land Rover for Barbie. etc etc) Brilliant wind up, ( unless he’s 6ft 10 and built like the proverbial).

You could also arrive with a bootload of broken electrical tat and suggest he swaps the car for it.

When he gets huffy you can also demand your petrol money 'cus he has 'wasted your time'.

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Metal Guru Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Metal Guru

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1 hour ago, lesapandre said:

You could also arrive with a bootload of broken electrical tat and suggest he swaps the car for it.

When he gets huffy you can also demand your petrol money 'cus he has 'wasted your time'.

Like it. Any takers? 

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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14 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

£1k for a Cav Turbot? Scammer alert...

More than likely

AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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1 hour ago, Nullzwei said:

2007 Fiat Punto. £500. Bishop Auckland

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112290868924?postcode=ne22te&sort=distance&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&include-delivery-option=on&price-to=1000&radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&make=Fiat&page=1

 

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My Grandad had a red Dynamic Sport one of these. Unreliable shite, but a smashing wee motor for the 12 years we had it - in nostalgia at least.

AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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It's a "Scoda"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/2001-scoda-fabia-1.4-blue/1422345726

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Would be good after a clean, new headlight units etc. Or if you want to be more obnoxious:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/skoda-fabia-hatchback-2001-manual-1397-cc-5-doors/1422062760

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I badly want one of these, but in a better spec. Lol.

Shite Ron Rank: Citroen Ami

Shite Ron

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This looks fantastic,  I like Crystal green and it is one of the first of this model.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185237634096?hash=item2b2105fc30:g:9o4AAOSwidFhzwn-

Would look good next to my TVR with that number plate, I hope there is none in the Granada.

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Green Chatsworth cloth and a green dash surround, perfection! 
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Rustybullethole Rank: Renault 16

Rustybullethole

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Uncracked dash too. RARE.

The Granny

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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1 hour ago, Shite Ron said:

This comes up for sale a lot. It looks great value and very interesting I cannot understand why it has not found a decent home.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185237573474?hash=item2b21050f62:g:x1gAAOSwYihgTlJs

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It was for sale for a long, long time with the previous owner. £2000 starting bid auctions that never had a single bid. These guys bought it, I assume, for quite a bit less. When the previous owner had it up I was talking to my Flavia guru about it, and he reckoned it would be worth a punt if "it was less than a grand". The trouble is the parts for this will be just as expensive as for a coupé, and you'll be left with something that most people in this country won't understand and you'll probably never be able to sell it. Definitely not for enough money to cover the costs of recommissioning. As I keep having to tell myself, a new brake servo for one of these is £1500. That Buy it Now really is just the downpayment on a working car.

If I had more money I'd have it, as these are probably the greatest saloon cars ever built, but (maybe because I'm getting old) it does seem like a possible world of pain and expense when you could buy the nicest one in the world for £10k

Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

Fumbler

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Just now, Dyslexic Viking said:

Since no one has liked this, Have i actually managed to find a car that is too shit even for AS? 

No.

D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

D.E

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12 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

Since no one has liked this, Have i actually managed to find a car that is too shit even for AS? 

Not shitty enough; would be better if it was on 2 curb damaged three spoke alloys, 1 steelie with a generic Halfords wheeltrim, and 1 emergency spare. And all tyres should be of different brands of course.

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AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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9 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

Have i actually managed to find a car that is too shit even for AS? 

Could be shittier tbh. :D

AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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Just now, D.E said:

Not shitty enough; would be better if it was on 2 curb damaged three spoke alloys, 1 steelie with a generic Halfords trim, and 1 emergency spare. And all tyres should be of different brand of course.

And the colour of the panels that are red is far too close for my liking. 

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