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35 minutes ago, Soundwave said:

Have you ever woken up one morning and thought "I really want a Perodua Nippa"? Yes? Fair enough.

Have you ever thought "And I want it to be bright yellow"? OK, whatever floats your boat.

And then have you decided you'd like said yellow Nippa to have equally yellow bucket seats and a headlining made from grumble mags? No? Well, someone did and that's why this exists:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/730002287886739


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GIT!! I was about to post that LOL

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3 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Have you ever woken up one morning and thought "I really want a Perodua Nippa"? Yes? Fair enough.

Have you ever thought "And I want it to be bright yellow"? OK, whatever floats your boat.

And then have you decided you'd like said yellow Nippa to have equally yellow bucket seats and a headlining made from grumble mags? No? Well, someone did and that's why this exists:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/730002287886739


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Grumble mag, why is it called a grumble mag ? 👼

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16 hours ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

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"We would love to drop her low and put her on air but we just have too much going on."

I would love to slap you upside the head, but I'm far too busy.

I’ve actually driven past where the seller is based, he has all his vintage trucks parked in the road outside, it’s an awesome site 

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4 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Have you ever woken up one morning and thought "I really want a Perodua Nippa"? Yes? Fair enough.

Have you ever thought "And I want it to be bright yellow"? OK, whatever floats your boat.

And then have you decided you'd like said yellow Nippa to have equally yellow bucket seats and a headlining made from grumble mags? No? Well, someone did and that's why this exists:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/730002287886739


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What's the gearstick about? Some kind of encrusted jizz moulding of Anneka Rice?

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13 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT...

 Have a nosey at HOOVIES garage..he had one of these, and it failed miserably...several times...even by his standards it was bad...

Great when running....but for the other 99% of the time a giant Albatross or white whale depending on your history!!

https://youtu.be/VdVsbLQvlMM

Car Wizard doesn't like them either. They're complex as fuck and I think they're just itching to pull the Visa card out of your wallet. 

I'd buy a Lexus. At least it's made by Toyota. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LEXUS-LS-430-V8-6-SPD-140K-LSH-PRIV-PLATE-MOT-HPI-CLR-SUPERB-DRIVE-400-460-GS-SC-/303862785258?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I know Hoovie and the mechanic go back a long way, but someone who takes a hole saw to a Lambo because he didn't check over a very expensive, second hand part out of a crashed car,  cannot diagnose a misfire because the car didn't have a diagnostic port and hates the complexity and poor quality of BMWs but loves modern Land Rovers really isn't a, "mechanic" you can take seriously. 

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5 hours ago, Kringle said:

What's the gearstick about? Some kind of encrusted jizz moulding of Anneka Rice?

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Which appears to be attached with blue insulation tape.

Also note the reflection in the window; the General Lee as a Reliant Rialto..?

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That porno mag car reminds me of my tyre fitting days, there was a local lad with a Transit pick-up (large wooden sides) that collected old papers and magazines for pulping. He used to give us bongo mags all the time, and one day when he came in we tore a few pages out of some and glued them to the side and back of his truck. He didn't realise until he got back to his depot hours later and his boss went fucking mad at him due to the phone calls he'd received. We got a proper bollocking for that too.

 

 

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5 hours ago, colino said:

I know Hoovie and the mechanic go back a long way, but someone who takes a hole saw to a Lambo because he didn't check over a very expensive, second hand part out of a crashed car,  cannot diagnose a misfire because the car didn't have a diagnostic port and hates the complexity and poor quality of BMWs but loves modern Land Rovers really isn't a, "mechanic" you can take seriously. 

I actually thought his finest hour was trying to blow the Merc gearbox up by putting the wrong fluids in :)

 

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6 hours ago, colino said:

I know Hoovie and the mechanic go back a long way, but someone who takes a hole saw to a Lambo because he didn't check over a very expensive, second hand part out of a crashed car,  cannot diagnose a misfire because the car didn't have a diagnostic port and hates the complexity and poor quality of BMWs but loves modern Land Rovers really isn't a, "mechanic" you can take seriously. 

IIRC The Weeeezard gave Hoovie the choice of either taking the engine out of said Lambo again to rectify the fault or to cut the access hole, he didn’t agree with the hole cutting but ultimately it was  the course of action his customer wanted him to take. 
As regards BMWs of the era he has been burnt with , we all know how needy late 90s/early 00s BMWs can be so it’s not surprising that he dislikes them to be honest, not BMWs finest hour and I’m a committed Beemer licker. I can also relate to his liking of newer Land Rovers as they are superb vehicles when working correctly, owning one gives me the fearz big time though!

Can’t comment on the diagnostic plug incident as I missed that vid.

I was pretty disappointed in how Hoovie behaved after the transmission oil change mishap on his Merc, no lasting damage (the oils were not too different as was pointed out at the time) and the Weeeeeezard committed to repair any issues that arose FOC and also waived the cost of repairs on quite a few of Hoovies projects too. 

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Derbi GP 4stroke125cc Scooter NO RESERVE Spares repairs No keys | eBay

 

'im too good that's why someone else's bike sleeping in my bedroom hahaha😴😭😂 with all respect I don't wanna say too much so good luck

 

'Please please no time-waster I had this before another filthy waste of time I had'

 

 

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51 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Paging @Shite Ron - urgent call for Shite Ron on line two please.

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1306543

Needs some putting back together  but £1750 is cheap these days for a whole one.

Ooof! That is a lot of car for the money but I really must resist until my garage is finished. Fortunately black with black leather is the worst possible colour combination so I will resist. I would love one though.

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