eBay tat volume 3.

20,208 · August 4, 2020

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=265368218&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=5&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=ca6c19d4-ef54-aefe-4feb-d77995cf131e

be like @RobT only quicker

trimz would go in the bin obvs

134,833 · August 4, 2020

'Mentioned in despatches'

Off grid, or off your fucking head?

a pastiche pastel ponce parlour bed

described as 'lovely', but son, you're misled

I'd sooner sleep with the recently dead...

...body of me great nan, who in her 90th year

would rather fight Germans or war in Crimea

and spend every day in post apocalytic fear

than spend one night in this mobile diarrhea...

...filled tat box with its odious vapour

what a fucking palaver, fuck this for a caper

fuck Laura Ashley and fuck her wall paper

pass me a sick bucket, pass me a scraper

...and let's get rid of the unbearable stink

save us from this hell, take us from this brink

of a nasty shade of 'dog's lipstick' pink

that's as 'tasteful' as taking a slash in the sink...

...that's probably hiding a nasty surprise

what's for tea mam, are you cooking us flies?

let's pack our bags and say our goodbyes

and give it a make over with no compromise

... on a bottle of gas and a big box matches

and the grass is a grave where burnt body detaches

and we're covered in medals and big fuck off patches

for services to caravanning, mentioned in despatches

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1960s-Sprite-400-Caravan/124274161692?hash=item1cef51381c:g:1n8AAOSwjLFfHR~8

7,454 · August 4, 2020

8 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Is that one of those weird IMA things? I was looking at those a while back - they seem like a very half-arsed attempt at a hybrid.

Thats right; more or less just a plain old Civic with a stop start system. A nice and comfortable car and arguably better looking than the Prius, but less practical, less reliable and not as good at the hybrid jig.

7,961 · August 4, 2020

If you have all the money and want an XM, this has to be the one really.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/229246784909757/

7,454 · August 4, 2020

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/01-renault-mega-van-1-9/25269774

Irish market special Renault megavan. Check out those rear door handle blanks.

A nice little runaround at €250 all the same!

30,024 · August 4, 2020

12 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'Off Grid'

Off grid, or off your fucking head?

a pastiche pastel ponce parlour bed

described as 'lovely', but son, you've been misled

I'd rather sleep with the recently dead...

...body of me great nan, who in her 90th year

would rather fight Germans or war in Crimea

and spend every day in war torn fear

than spend one night in this mobile diarrhea...

...filled tat box with its odious vapour

what a fucking palaver, fuck this for a caper

fuck Laura Ashley and fuck her wall paper

pass me a sick bucket, pass me a scraper

...and let's get rid of the unbearable stink

save us from this hell, take us from this brink

of a nasty shade of 'dog's lipstick' pink

that's as 'tasteful' as taking a slash in the sink...

...that's probably hiding a nasty surprise

what's for tea mam, are you cooking us flies?

let's pack our bags and say our goodbyes

and give it a make over with no compromise

... on a bottle of gas and a big box matches

and the grass is a grave where burnt interior detaches

and we're covered in medals and big fuck off patches

for services to caravanning mentioned in despatches

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1960s-Sprite-400-Caravan/124274161692?hash=item1cef51381c:g:1n8AAOSwjLFfHR~8

Our first caravan, in 1965, was a 400! My dad towed it behind his 1500 Corsair, until he traded that in for a lovely new Zephyr4 later in the year. The 400 looked ridiculously small behind the Zephyr so he turned it in against a Sprite Alpine, next size up. When we went away with him for the summer, which was our custom, there were 5 of us.....

64,887 · August 4, 2020

1 hour ago, egg said:

In the Netherlands, but still on the DVLA with no export marker.

https://www.autoscout24.fr/offres/reliant-other-essence-bleu-87db7ba7-96b0-bd50-e053-0100007f1523

I love how the dog and the truck have the same facial expression.

20,208 · August 4, 2020

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=303736364&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=9&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=c14570f0-f1a0-463e-1ede-9e1edda1d58f

WANT

6,100 · August 4, 2020

What had the poor little sprite ever done to anyone to deserve that doing to it?

20,208 · August 4, 2020

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=287703550&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=13&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=7ddc049c-5980-4fa3-6fa2-d0d705c88f90

so much oof so much want

wallet says yes but it would be a pita getting it here

August 5, 2020

23 hours ago, Austat said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-RESTORATION-PROJECT-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-SKODA-RAPID-CONVERTIBLE/264815725211?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3Dd7316ea03f624549a46011bedc593d78%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264817903817%26itm%3D264815725211%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscV1&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

Yes unbelievable what these genuinely fetch now. I sold mine for four grand a few years back and thought I'd done well. I am an idiot!

15,089 · August 5, 2020

48 minutes ago, skoda_fan said:

Yes unbelievable what these genuinely fetch now. I sold mine for four grand a few years back and thought I'd done well. I am an idiot!

Er... it's standing at £8988 now. Wonder how many of those are joke bids.

64,887 · August 5, 2020

12 hours ago, hairnet said:

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=287703550&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=13&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=7ddc049c-5980-4fa3-6fa2-d0d705c88f90

so much oof so much want

wallet says yes but it would be a pita getting it here

A-frame it back behind your moped next time you're over there. I'm sure* German plod would have no issues with that.

August 5, 2020

1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Er... it's standing at £8988 now. Wonder how many of those are joke bids.

Might well be of course. But wouldn't surprise me if they're not. I know of one of these in nice condition that sold for 12k! Much as I love them I'd be the first to admit there's no way they're worth anything like that.

18,179 · August 5, 2020

I'm struggling to think of a less desirable car than a Skoda Rapid convertible. Absolutely horrid things. The sub-genre of cars designed as saloons and then turned into convertibles has definitely produced some of the worst vehicles ever built - Visa convertible, anything by Crayford, Skoda, PT Cruiser, various Astras and Escorts... I can't think of a single one I wouldn't be deeply embarrassed to drive, and I used to own a Reliant Regal van.

note - a Skoda Rapid coupé is an absolute stonking motor and I'd love one

134,833 · August 5, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Ford-Anglia/203067641480?hash=item2f47c64e88:g:dlMAAOSwr9BfKc-f

Ace looking things, these.

August 5, 2020

16 minutes ago, barrett said:

I'm struggling to think of a less desirable car than a Skoda Rapid convertible. Absolutely horrid things. The sub-genre of cars designed as saloons and then turned into convertibles has definitely produced some of the worst vehicles ever built - Visa convertible, anything by Crayford, Skoda, PT Cruiser, various Astras and Escorts... I can't think of a single one I wouldn't be deeply embarrassed to drive, and I used to own a Reliant Regal van.

note - a Skoda Rapid coupé is an absolute stonking motor and I'd love one

You may well have a point, sir :-D

134,833 · August 5, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-XR3i-MK-4/254677590272?hash=item3b4bf7a100:g:YAcAAOSwZeFfKn0h

£1500/'make offer'. Seems cheap if it stays around that mark, but expect someone will bid on it which'll knock out the 'best offer' facility.

134,833 · August 5, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-25-IS-16V-LOW-RESERVE/264819434647?hash=item3da877e497%3Ag%3AowYAAOSwJWtfKbbg&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000

1,729 · August 5, 2020

35 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

but expect someone will bid on it which'll knock out the 'best offer' facility.

....which they already have ?

28,646 · August 5, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-2-3-DIESEL-1985-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-ON-PORTUGUESE-PLATES-07984932876/184380413058?hash=item2aededd482:g:mEQAAOSwaMZfIUn7

Looks pretty , but no danglies, an Indenor and Wrong Hand Drive make it a mere pastiche of the real bASe.

134,833 · August 5, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-GSI-2-5/114340149697?hash=item1a9f3439c1:g:RXQAAOSwSmJfICW5

£300 start, no reserve. If it ends anywhere near that, you'd probably get £200 back off the wheels.

134,833 · August 5, 2020

Can someone buy this pls?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-RXS100-1990-CLASSIC-Red-original-7-000-miles/402351197377?hash=item5dae000cc1:g:UpEAAOSwF8JfKrBM

FFS, he's got 4 bikes for sale including another (cheaper) one of these.

30,024 · August 5, 2020

Billy, I'm quite sure you only put that Anglia there to tease me. It's lovely!

64,887 · August 5, 2020

That looks like the original front tyre on that. Would suggest being very circumspect whilst cornering in the wet...

134,833 · August 5, 2020

Bonus shit looking Mk3 Astra in the background.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Ignis-Van-57k-MOT-to-Oct-Runs-Great-but-Needs-Clutch-or-for-Spares/133484648770?hash=item1f144e1942:g:1ecAAOSwwpZfDCzx

'I installed metal panels over the rear windows...'

...to convert into a van'

'It has never let me down'

'Only needs a clutch'

134,833 · August 5, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-mbx-50-project/224105458476?hash=item342db9eb2c:g:yhMAAOSwG7JfKWSL

'I have stripped the bike down to get into my car'

134,833 · August 5, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORSAIR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-ROLLING-SHELL/233664603807?hash=item36677ee69f:g:KHYAAOSwDHxfIaW9

Talking of tyres, looks to have a very elderly Michelin XZX still fitted.

9,275 · August 5, 2020

1 hour ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-2-3-DIESEL-1985-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-ON-PORTUGUESE-PLATES-07984932876/184380413058?hash=item2aededd482:g:mEQAAOSwaMZfIUn7

Looks pretty , but no danglies, an Indenor and Wrong Hand Drive make it a mere pastiche of the real bASe.

I posted that on April 2nd, you'd have thought he'd have got the hint by now....

16,454 · August 5, 2020

4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-mbx-50-project/224105458476?hash=item342db9eb2c:g:yhMAAOSwG7JfKWSL

'I have stripped the bike down to get into my car'

That takes basket case to a new level!

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