eBay tat volume 3.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

5 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

Her name was RIO, she was a showgirl....

Her name is Rio and she dances under sand...

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/192927325361739/

[Austat]

1 hour ago, 11001010 said:

https://www.ebay-kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/fiat-argenta-120-i-e-h-kennzeichen-absolute-raritaet-/1342952440-216-2745

Not bad for 1400 euros, however like most Fiats it comes with automatic weight reduction:

May want to get that checked out.

[Tubbo]

4 hours ago, 11001010 said:

https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/d/pismo-beach-1973-vw-lil-bugger-camper/7084733033.html

This actually makes me feel physically sick.

[Austat]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Bedford-tk500-classic-lorry-Classic-would-restore-perfect-runs-lovely/193377025548?hash=item2d062b3e0c:g:gJcAAOSwsKNeZ5QC

[Austat]

LHD, but supposedly rust free. 500 quid in Portugal:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/All-original-and-rust-free-1967-Vauxhall-Cresta-Deluxe-with-3-3-lt-in-Portugal/143551666918?hash=item216c589ae6:g:eJoAAOSwN~VeZy5t

[Cavcraft]

£25,000 for this fucking puddle of horse piss

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-508d-Catering-festival-van-truck-business/254535590967?hash=item3b4380e437:g:FyIAAOSwlr1eQKjP

 

'Ideal for both travelling catering or static trading.'

 

I'll tell you what it's ideal for: Parking as close as possible to the edge of Sidestrand fucking cliffs and letting nature do it a favour.

[anonymous user]

34 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Her name is Rio and she dances under sand...

Her name was Lola and she dances on the sand.

 

 

Sorry

[Cavcraft]

Is there a better way to spunk two large on eBay this evening? My hairy bum hole there is.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-Swift-Single-Decker-Bus/164117512960?hash=item26362a8300:g:EggAAOSw5HZeZsQv

 

 

[Austat]

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic/saturday-4th-april-2020/1967-toyota-corona-1500/

[Cavcraft]

'Raging Bull: When Jake LaShortMOT steps into Accrington and obliterates his electrics, he's a prize shiter. But then he treats his family and friends the same way, & he's a ticking time bomb, ready to go off at any moment. Though LaShortMOT wants his family's love, something always seems to come between them. Perhaps it's his violent bouts of laminate horror and faux sauna interior. This kind of camper helped make him a chump, but in real life, he winds up in the scrapyard alone'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Daily-Luton-Van-Side-Door-35S12-2007-Camper-Motorhome-HorseBox-Eberspacher/193377416985?hash=item2d06313719:g:c6MAAOSw4zNeZ-7i

[Cavcraft]

'And shove your job right up your arse'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Eurocargo/274301901180?hash=item3fddaad97c:g:7y4AAOSwel1eZ0Nn

[Cavcraft]

 

Get a shift on FFS, Thomas!

 

 

 

'Forward, you shit arsed little bastard'

 

 

 

 

BANG!

 

Whoops!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2014-64-REG-IVECO-DAILY-35S13-DPOPSIDE-TAIL-LIFT-NO-VAT-salvage-damaged-repairab/202929549933?hash=item2f3f8b326d:g:uroAAOSwdX1eZs4a

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-900e-amigo-xls-retro-classic-camper-barn-find/283810777511?hash=item421470c9a7:g:6GEAAOSwdXheZ~dH

 

'it’s had a lot of over seas interest'

 

It's had a lot of in the sea too, by the looks of it.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ADRIA-PEUGEOT-4-BERTH-CAMPER-VAN/283810765606?hash=item4214709b26:g:JzYAAOSwS3JeZ~Gx

 

'Some staining in the bathroom'

 

Probably from when the occupants shit themselves after going over that speed bump, M8.

[Cavcraft]

Describe using the medium of art work how you'd like to see this pile of shit.

 

Under the sea...

 

 

or in a ball of fire.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-Westfalia-James-Cook-309D-3-0liter-65Kw-1983-Camper/254536728847?hash=item3b4392410f:g:5BIAAOSw6qxeZ57C

 

'The transportation of the bus till the place will need 2-3 weeks'

 

 

...if the buyer is two streets away?

[sheffcortinacentre]

That sunny pickup is from South Africa, I've not seen that falcon Ute locally?

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Morris-Minor-Split-Screen/313023222608?hash=item48e1a35350:g:gb8AAOSw2c9eW~LT

my favorite version of the Minor, split screen, trafficators and an (undersized) a-series engine.

yum.........

[Maurice Marina]

1 hour ago, anonymous user said:

Her name was Lola and she dances on the sand.

 

 

Sorry

South Shields lass then

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-3-split-screen-morris-minor-rolling-shell/254534644675?hash=item3b437273c3:g:m~kAAOSwLGdeZNIp

another minor, this an MM hi-light, in need of some self assembly.....

it DOES have an ID though, but the trailer isn't included.

i guess that most parts are available for one of these, the limit been the depth of your pockets?

[MarvinsMom]

5 hours ago, 11001010 said:

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/d/mesa-food-truck-shop-promo-consession/7089571137.html

christ, this is disturbing, the only person who would want this is Herbert.....

[Amishtat]

1 hour ago, Austat said:

LHD, but supposedly rust free. 500 quid in Portugal:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/All-original-and-rust-free-1967-Vauxhall-Cresta-Deluxe-with-3-3-lt-in-Portugal/143551666918?hash=item216c589ae6:g:eJoAAOSwN~VeZy5t

Scam or unbelievable deal? Because that's one gorgeous looking Cresta and I haven't had a holiday in three years 

[Rovorsche]

Three bags for a milk float motor ?

 

 

https://parts.asm-autos.co.uk/find-auto-parts/year/2017/make/TESLA/model/MODEL X/itemTypeCode/ENGINE/sku/MjUyNTQwNy1hbTAx/?engineSearch=1

Might need some witchcraft injected into this bit to make it work though but could be fun in a Reliant Kitten.

[sporty-shite]

6 hours ago, Rod/b said:

Right i’ve given Ghosty fair warning so how about this little hotty? A Prelude 2.2VTi auto in what appears to be very nice nick, for £1,000

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1201697

 

FATHA_SPORTY has one of these. Can confirm it is a very nice thing.

[Snipes]

Cheap for a vti,  though the autos usually are.

[dc2100k]

3 hours ago, Sir Snipes said:

Cheap for a vti,  though the autos usually are.

Do these rust in the front floorpans like the similar gen Accords? I was idly familiarising myself with the Accord Type R in case I ever need to purchase one on a whim and it seems they are very bad for it.

[Rod/b]

22 minutes ago, dc2100k said:

Do these rust in the front floorpans like the similar gen Accords? I was idly familiarising myself with the Accord Type R in case I ever need to purchase one on a whim and it seems they are very bad for it.

This one hasn't got a single mention for corrosion in its history.

[busmansholiday]

16 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Is there a better way to spunk two large on eBay this evening? My hairy bum hole there is.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-Swift-Single-Decker-Bus/164117512960?hash=item26362a8300:g:EggAAOSw5HZeZsQv

 

 

"We did strip the fuel system down and clean due a series off breakdowns with fuel blockages."

Good to see an AEC Swift performing it's best tricks. Sadly Mrs BMH has said No.

[mitsisigma01]

And...... Just hide it round the corner, she'll never know ?

[Snipes]

4 hours ago, dc2100k said:

Do these rust in the front floorpans like the similar gen Accords? I was idly familiarising myself with the Accord Type R in case I ever need to purchase one on a whim and it seems they are very bad for it.

Sorry, no idea, but I'd expect Preludes to be built in Japan, with the Accords built here, so i doubt theres any kind of familiarity between  the two (save the engine of course).