eBay tat volume 3.

[w00dy]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-GTA-Solid-shell-31k-from-new-appreciating-classic/333488477048

[w00dy]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Saab-900-Turbo-Flat-Front-One-Owner-From-New/283752272330

[nacho man]

This looks a fine way to waft about.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E34-525tds/233471582393?hash=item365bfda0b9:g:vNwAAOSwUFxeJwSy

 

[nacho man]

megatron x a billion

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-estate-1-8-classic-ford/383357408315?hash=item5941e1d43b:g:oxIAAOSwXKdeE0-I

 

 

[nacho man]

You know this just drives ace.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-80-POPULAR-MK3-2-0-spares-or-repairs-project/333487628495?hash=item4da56960cf:g:5scAAOSw7aBd5mRc

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-2-Corsa-Breeze/124056932477?hash=item1ce25e907d:g:kr4AAOSw7TReKDlk

 

'Car has a smell of curry but would come out with a valet'

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Commodore-GSE/264607476912?hash=item3d9bd5acb0:g:DmoAAOSwvudeKDmg

 

[Spurious]

2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-2-Corsa-Breeze/124056932477?hash=item1ce25e907d:g:kr4AAOSw7TReKDlk

 

'Car has a smell of curry but would come out with a valet'

Also 

 

"Needs a service, possibly needs new brakes, slight knocking noise in the passenger front wheel but had no issues yet with any of them.

 

In first gear needs a lot of revs otherwise it jumps but only happens when car is cold"

 

Clearly a shagged takeaway delivery car.  

[Cavcraft]

Yeah, but (ref that Corsa) a couple of hundred quid cheaper and it's heading through the Queensway tunnel.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Norton-Harley/283753057978?hash=item4211000eba:g:KnoAAOSwSlVeKC4O

[wuvvum]

A pair of Kittens.

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/cadillac-brougham/24015109

Cadillac, "driving no problem", for €2200 (£1800) plus a ferry crossing to Ireland

Tempting! 

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1985-audi-100/23510415

UK reg Audi 100 for sale in the west of Ireland of all places, looks very tidy for its 460k miles!

[Rod/b]

4 hours ago, w00dy said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-GTA-Solid-shell-31k-from-new-appreciating-classic/333488477048

Same as my second car this, it will have the carb fed 1.4 K series in it on the H plate. I absolutely loved mine. Sold it to a mate who had it stolen. 

[Schaefft]

Ultimate bang for your buck? Rolls Royce Silver Spirit with 81k mile for 2500 quid

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1233890950135100/

 

How could a Rolls Royce advertised on facebook using the shittiest pictures be a bad decision?

[BeEP]

Hillman Hunter.  Cracking main photo!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/164043273076

[Luxxo Waftybarger]

Potato Series Land Rover

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F254482650242

eBay app on me bleddy phone won't let me share pics

Quote

Forest Land rover series rangerover hybrid Perkins engine on row crop wheels!!!"

[cort16]

Just look at those arches . did they cut up some  port holes from a wrecked trawler?

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/628971877870801/?ref=browse_tab

[busmansholiday]

1 hour ago, BeEP said:

Hillman Hunter.  Cracking main photo!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/164043273076

Not just the pic that's cracking; the description leaves a bit to be desired (engine & box extra!).

 

[3VOM]

For your final Volvo Massive meet up.....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-Hearse-and-Limousine-Funeral-Fleet/303446762036?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[face]

1 hour ago, BeEP said:

Hillman Hunter.  Cracking main photo!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/164043273076

Shoe in shot, sadly not moccasin.

Am out.

[Cavcraft]

You learn something every day.

Turns out CF is for Cat Flap.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Ice-cream-Van-Whitby-Morrison-cummins-body-Just-been-painted/223868942038?hash=item341fa0f6d6:g:O-oAAOSwu1FeGKUJ

 

' ...when it arrived but was an awful colour and needed some TLC.'

 

 

'I then had it painted in Matt black and gloss White'

 

And made it 37,615 times worse.

[Cavcraft]

How easy it is to cut VW hand brake cables?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Transporter-T25-T3-1987-1-8l-Camper-Van-BEAUTIFUL-HAND-CONVERSION/223869203301?hash=item341fa4f365:g:fhsAAOSwzQFeKJHy

 

'Beautiful hand conversion'

 

 

 

Passing the mayonnaise seems to involve some sort of 'Wallace & Grommit' type caper, where all the spices fall into that shoplifter's handbag, which causes the bog lid to lift up and last night's curry instigated Richard propagates that tomato plant.

[Cavcraft]

Let's see if this effort is any better...

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Maxus-camper-van-conversion-2008-LWB-ex-post-office/174165682696?hash=item288d156a08:g:oMcAAOSwrvteKGVO

 

Verdict: No.

 

[DVee8]

Summer ain't to far away

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1364927260355061/

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Camper/114078405537?hash=item1a8f9a53a1:g:6kAAAOSwwnNeJ2Gl

 

Imagine a holiday in that fucking thing? I'd rather spin round and round and round and round on a twizzly chair and shit in an ice bucket

 

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2616301101823623/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/109665900466293/

Calling @Cavcraft, @UltraWomble

[Dannyk]

I dont need another shite red car with mot problems

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/467928417195447/