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CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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You don't need to go to French Franceland, to buy an old Pugrot on French plates! No, just as far as Le Glasgow...

 

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405 TDi GLX, which apparently has a UK MOT and V5. How the hell does one get it onto UK plates? Mind you, driving foreign registered cars is always hilarious.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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What an utter fucktard this guy is....... :roll:

 

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The car does 60 to 90 MPG on the motorway ....

 

ORLY?......

 

...this model won car/engine of the year....

 

No, it didn't. :roll:

 

Saving the best till last...

 

It can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds .....
Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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I don't know what's funnier. HillmanImps bonkers Volvo estate pic, or the idiot selling the 3 series....

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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That E46 seller is a dick. Parts for those are anything but cheap, and that model variant in particular is a badly thought-out and cheaply made turd.

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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Save this Uno from a good old turbo'ing? £122 RNM with 37 mins to go! Dunno what he expects for it...

 

EDIT: It's in Abergele, something got a bit screwed up with my '50 miles from home' there!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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FROM A YEAR AGO...

WTF?! - Ebay seller FAIRDEAL1966 is trying to out-doctor THE DOCTOR!!!

 

EARLIER

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BREATHTAKING-1980 ... 0594438115

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A ++++ seller. Thankyou. Member ID fairdeal1966 ( Feedback score of 15) 13-Apr-11 12:17

BREATHTAKING 1980 MORRIS MARINA MK3 1.7 HL 39,000 MILES (#200594438115) £2,800.00 View Item BREATHTAKING 1980 MORRIS MARINA MK3 1.7 HL 39,000 MILES

 

 

1 WEEK LATER

 

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Classified ad price: £3,995.00

 

:shock:

 

... it didn't work

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-MORRIS-M ... 1e6d82cb9f

Classified ad price: £2,500.00
CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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VW 181, with a tale of woe in the ad. Sounds like someone was going to 'rat' the poor old thing, but the army drab is made of sterner stuff than Nitromors :lol: £1500 reserve? Maybe it should've gone in the 'barginz' thread?

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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One for Duncan?

 

Did cross my mind that maybe it was one of his. Dunno...

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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One for me! I'd drive that every day, as close as possible to as-is. Mind, it's the wrong side of 500 NM, I'd be wanting it for under that with no ticket.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Saving the best till last...

 

It can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds .....

Maybe he means 0-60 km/h?

 

I daresay he has seen 90mpg too - I saw 93mpg on the computer of my 3-litre V6 Laguna by taking my fot completely off the throttle at 60mph.

 

Still a complete tit though.

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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One for me! I'd drive that every day, as close as possible to as-is. Mind, it's the wrong side of 500 NM, I'd be wanting it for under that with no ticket.

 

Quite right too. It's only the seats and electrics that really want sorting. Anything else is show queen territory!

 

I saw 93mpg on the computer of my 3-litre V6 Laguna by taking my fot completely off the throttle at 60mph.

 

I saw 99mpg on a Passat once. All the way from Dunfermline to my house. Being towed by an AA van.

Exactly the sort of all-talk dicks I used to wind up on a now-defunct forum. One guy claimed his Golf hit 400mph down Tottenham High Rd :lol: aahh, that was a good night's entertainment.

willswitchengage Rank: Isuzu Florian

willswitchengage

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Item has been revised to fix some mistakes pointed out. I relied on my younger brother to post the item (some crossed wires) thank you very much to the helpfull people who notified me to the fact. (for those who sent abusive messages... well... I forgive you.)

 

Hard driving 42mpg

Driving steadily 46mpg (urban)

Motorway (70-85mph) 50mpg

Motorway below (65mph) 68-70mpg

 

0-60 mph in 8.9 seconds

50-75 mph in 7.5 seconds in 4th gear

 

Economy still a little optimistic, anyone going to 'fess to "abusive messages"? :wink:

kinkersaab Rank: Citroen Ami

kinkersaab

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^ love that, fond memories of grandads white one. I can still almost hear the creak of cheap plastic if you touched the cassette storage thing, or the goosebump inducing noise of the ashtray opening, and can feel the wobbly manual choke, which i remeber to be rubber coated, or certainly a better quality feeling thing than the rest of the plastics.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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I daresay he has seen 90mpg too - I saw 93mpg on the computer of my 3-litre V6 Laguna by taking my fot completely off the throttle at 60mph.

 

lightweight!!

 

Mrs Thestags Citroen Grand Picasso does 999mpg downhill at motorway speed. :P

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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while nursing a semi I find myself really likey this :)

 

I am sure that I would like it better if the paint looks that shabby when dry 8)

 

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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No tax and feckin miles from me in Dorsetshire ... I'm trying to work out logisitics for collection if I do take the plunge

 

Ooh, I do like the vel satis just posted above, weren't the 3.0 diesel auto's prone to engine and/or gearbox failure?

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