eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

Amazing, but you could have a Facel Vega, GSA Birotor and the best 6v Renault 4 in the world instead...!

[BeEP]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1300DL-1963-PROJECT-or-SPARES/333029492059?hash=item4d8a1ac55b:g:IU4AAOSwCWNcR03J:rk:47:pf:0

 

poor old thing.....

 

 

it even has one of these....

 

so hopfully it will be saved.

 

One of the earliest Allegros left.  Registered 1/6/73.  Launch date was mid May.  On my watch list.

[Junkman]

Amazing, but you could have a Facel Vega, GSA Birotor and the best 6v Renault 4 in the world instead...!

 

Yeah, but, you know, one of those Bentleys that make you look like a totally obnoxious cock...

[Junkman]

Well, back to nearer my income bracket.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-marina-coupe/333036543673

[Junkman]

And straight back into dreamland.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-450-sel-6-9/273672987696

[Junkman]

Jeezerz fucked!
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2cv-AK400-van-1976/123612712047

 

[Junkman]

Win WWIII.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mitsubushi-jeep-j53-willys-jeep/183653475991

[Junkman]

So nice, he listed it twice.

 

Here: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/113597964183

And here: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/113597964188

 

Amazingly in both cases he failed to change the default title.

 

 

 

My Classic Tyre:

 

[Junkman]

This is bloody fantastic.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/303039985971

 

 

 

Rover 3500 S Rover 3500 Coupe WANTED

 

Have you really thought this through?

 

 

 

I am in Kent and can travel

 

No! Please stay there.

[11001010]

 

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/d/saint-louis-1975-sportcoach-motorhome/6802915821.html

[11001010]

 

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/d/litchfield-1959-desoto-firedome/6803185208.html

[11001010]

 

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/d/cape-girardeau-64-impala-ss/6802420873.html

[Junkman]

Moggie in full weedhead spec.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-MORRIS-MINOR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/173761418040

 

It's pretty fucked, mind.

[Junkman]

This looks like a superb method to get killed.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Monet-e-Coyon-Velocimane-Possibly-unique-c-1917-manufactured/233109318253

 

 

 

I have fallen out of love the weird and wonderful and car shows in general, Please see all my other listing for similar vehicles.

Everyone in adverts always writes a regrettable sale, sorry to sell... the reality is after 30 years with small classics and having lost friends who shared my passion, my interests have changed, it's time for me to remember the happy memories but move on.

 

You, sir, appear to be in dire need of such a vee-hickle.

[11001010]

 

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/d/salem-1950-cadillac-ss-hearseactual/6792845348.html

[11001010]

 

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/d/bourbon-1954-all-original-fire-truck/6801899285.html

[dozeydustman]

Little Charade in Chichester for £350 with 6 months worth of ticket but needs clutch.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/groups/?multi_permalinks=964402390350102&notif_id=1548513944953795&notif_t=group_activity

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-p6-2000-ex-management-car/183653936199

 

 

That dashboard, though:

 

 

 

Read the ad and remember, every name he mentions means something to me.

That's how boring and sad I really am.

[Junkman]

Looks a bit alright, this one.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-1/264163568259

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Mercedes-500-SEL-Auto/132930065458

 

Nothing really wrong with it, apart from it being a Mercedes.

[Junkman]

Feel the energy!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ40-Soverign-v6-58k-Full-Jag-Serv-HISTORY-ONE-YEAR-mot/173761110525

[Mally]

Moggie in full weedhead spec.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-MORRIS-MINOR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/173761418040

 

It's pretty fucked, mind.

If it was a bit closer I'd be bidding on that.

[Junkman]

 

Ford Aerospace Saloon

 

Honestly, I'm NOT making this horseshit up!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Aerospace/303040930350

 

 

Cruise control gives good value on petrol cost.

 

Eh?

 

 

I will be putting in equipment ie fridge, cooker which will be included in price

 

Sorry, but kindly make your bloody tip runs yourself, m8ey.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-MERCEDES-BENZ-123-200-MODEL/283352802977

 

 

REGISTRATION IS RPR 988R

 

You don't say!

 

 

THIS VEHICLE HAS NO TAX OR MOT AND HAS COVERED 112000 MILES

 

112,000 miles without MoT or tax? Well, time to drive it another 112,000 miles without MoT or tax, but this time legally.

 

 

 

ALL READY TO GO

 

Good then.

 

 

 

WILL REQUIRE TRAILER OR DRIVE AWAY WITH TRADE PLATES.

 

And what, please, would be the reason for this?

[Junkman]

Ooooh, I like this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-Chevrolet-Apache-pickup-six-pot-manual-on-the-road/223344215696

 

 

I'm such a closet redneck.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-car/183652693354

 

 

Is it really too much to ask to completely remove those stinking seatcovers when you photograph a car you're selling?

 

 

Really?

 

 

 

 

however all paperwork has somehow been mislaid

 

I'd search underneath those stinking seat covers.

[Junkman]

I don't think you can buy more car for two and a half bags.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Chevrolet-Suburban-1500-5-7-V8-Petrol-Auto-2WD/123612026036

 

 

 

Regency body conversion inside and out

 

 

 

It'll look alright once all that clutter is binned.

 

 

That guy does the same to his house that he does to his cars:

 

 

 

I bet it's some syndrome.

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/avenger-1979-1600-ls/254095025520

[Junkman]

Sweet!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-304-Coupe/153352104200

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-2000/273671939973

 

 

We can't get there doors open

 

Yeah, I bet you can't.

 

You also can't pump up tyres and handle a bucket and sponge.

What can you do?