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Mr Laurence Rank: BL Wedge

Mr Laurence

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/53-Daewoo-Matiz-1-0-Well-My-Darlings-Here-s-My-Tip-Top-cheapy-of-the-week-199-/233111750658

 

£200 MOT’d Matiz sold by an actual lunatic. I’m not even joking, every single one of their listings is absolutely mental.

 

From the same advert (not the Daewoo):

 

we do not ever discriminate

No young buyers call here as we discourage those from viewing

Followed by a huge, barely punctuated rant about how terrible ‘they’ are.

 

This is barely even scratching the surface of this goldmine...

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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£350, bargain alert. Gravesend.

 

https://www.facebook...558670817944839

 

This car starts and drives absolutely perfect it has 4 months MOT alloy wheels electric windows central locking radio CD player. 3 keys. 1.4cc engine manual gearbox drives absolutely beautiful and just had a recent clutch

 

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Dirk Diggler Rank: Citroen Ami

Dirk Diggler

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No MoT since May 2012

 

No VED since December 2011.

 

 

 

Probably been running illegally on UK plates in Ireland, untouched by the Guards. But will be "40 years/historic" for DVLA purposes this year......

Pre 1980 has been NCT exempt for years (2010?) It's obviously been here years (the black metal plates are a giveaway)

 

There's no good reason somebody hasn't spent €200 on vrt; it's been 30 a decade at this stage

 

Wonder what it's MOT history is like

Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

Crispian_J_Hotson

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Get yer welding goggles on... Hot Rod could be coming to a driveway near you...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-PT-CRUISER-HOT-ROD-NO-RESERVE/223345842636?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D56004%26meid%3D8209876db2af407d935c2834707634dd%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D233063001975%26itm%3D223345842636&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

Crispian_J_Hotson

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Something to do with painting and decorating by the looks of it...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PT-Cruiser-Hotrod-Custom-Pink-Advertising-Diesel/303042815057?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D56004%26meid%3Da4d0e085e89d4b5dbdf0847e36e056f8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D223345842636%26itm%3D303042815057&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

Crispian_J_Hotson

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Genuine Barn find! Really..

 

"This Car was removed from a Garage for a deceased estate..." oh... Not an actual barn? Wonder what dead estate they want to push into the garage then?

 

Still, she's looking good the old girl with her AA badge, garden ornament pose an dat..

 

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Oh...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-1-8LS-BARN-FIND/323665962078?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3D66f05a897ff64c2c89a0872c8874c498%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D264160819460%26itm%3D323665962078&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Jeez you have eyes like a shit house rat! All I can see in the background of that top pic is a Tractor and a guy pissing on the front wheel of a VW T4 van.

 

On your close ups a Lancia maybe?

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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"if I had €1800" - ie, I don't and there's no chance I will unless I win the lottery

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Burnside Rank: Citroen Ami

Burnside

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£350, bargain alert. Gravesend.

 

https://www.facebook...558670817944839

 

 

 

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Great spot egg, my sister had a 99 T reg Bravo HLX with the 1.6 100 16v and it used to go like the clappers! Wish I could have this myself. The HLX has heated front seats btw ideal if you get stuck in the possible omg snow chaos.
egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Front Headlamps need adjusting

Middle section of exhaust needs repair
Wheel bearing rough when rotated Offside front

 

Well that's actually quite useful info. £270, Canterbury. Too expensive, it needs to be scrap value.

 

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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Is the car in the shed a VW type 3 fastback?

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