eBay tat volume 3.

108,850 · January 3, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Scorpio-1996/223309793402

Fuel: Peteol

Alternative fuels you didn't know existed until recently.

Do not read the ad, as half of it is completely irrelevant drivel and the other half is completely irrelevant drivel as well, now that I think about it.

108,850 · January 3, 2019

Now we're talking. Or at least let's assume we do.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-XJ12-5-3-V12-Series-2-Saloon-in-Good-Condition/323633800201

So far, so good.

And now look:

HOLD ME BACK!

20,345 · January 3, 2019

This is still the best* way to photograph a car you want to sell.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gilbern-Invader-mark-1/153327175985

Exactly what those people are actually thinking will forever elude me.
The scary bit is that they are allowed to vote.

I think you are being harsh. At least 9 of the pictures are decent.

108,850 · January 3, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada/123577078102

Car has a few marks and debts round it as you would expect for this year.

To be quite honest with you, I'd expect a car of this vintage to be fully paid for.

108,850 · January 3, 2019

Your Porsche is our concern.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Porsche-924-2ltr-restoration-project-64k-been-dry-stored/223309506141

108,850 · January 3, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Piaggio-Ape-400-AE1T-150cc-Vintage-Ideal-For-Prosecco-Mobile-Bar-Coffee-Etc/233079293141

Ideal For Prosecco Mobile Bar Coffee Etc

You are the one man in the entire United Kingdom who is in the most dire need of a blowjob, m8.

108,850 · January 3, 2019

This is a very fair offer.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-oldsmobile-pillarless-88/283325930774

108,850 · January 3, 2019

It's pretty hopeless, but to be fair they hardly come any rarer than this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-citroen-ax-gt-spares-or-repair/113516750736

108,850 · January 3, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Fiat-Uno-ie-Fire-1-0/303015477422

Don't laugh. They aren't as easy to come by as they used to be.

26,079 · January 3, 2019

AX GT was a stunning little drive.

108,850 · January 3, 2019

Not sure why people do this.

ford granada mk1 WANTED

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-mk1-WANTED/303016136720

£5,000.00
0 bids

As much as I'm tempted to bid on it just for wasting his time, and puzzled as to why eBay doesn't pull it instantly, I can actually help him.

A five grand Granny?

Not a fucking problem.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-FORD-GRANADA-GLX-3-0-AUTOMATIC/332994397374

It's fucked.

Okay, I made that one up.

9,800 · January 4, 2019

This is still the best* way to photograph a car you want to sell.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gilbern-Invader-mark-1/153327175985

Exactly what those people are actually thinking will forever elude me.
The scary bit is that they are allowed to vote.

If there are no hidden horrors underneath, that's actually not a bad buy..................

14,875 · January 4, 2019

I saw this too, and thought what an utter cunting twatface, it is probably full of wob as well. Seller needs to 'get in the sea' along with all their family

Why? For selling a car that was resprayed a different colour several years before they bought it? Or because in your 'expert' assessment/blind guesswork it's "probably full of wob"?

17,923 · January 4, 2019

Why? For selling a car that was resprayed a different colour several years before they bought it? Or because in your 'expert' assessment/blind guesswork it's "probably full of wob"?

Everyone's an expert. Some people are experts about everything, all the time.

I actually quite like that old heap, it's the first and only time I didn't think one of those horrid old clunkers looked totally embarrassing.

63,079 · January 4, 2019

3 door non-turbot. Damn expensive though.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1547692408.htm/

47,368 · January 4, 2019

Our Felly is certainly a fully-qualified 'expert' when it comes to sitting up late at night in his cardigan & undercrackers, vigorously mashing his biscuit-crumb-filled keyboard and slagging off everyone else's efforts despite a LEGO Minecraft 'Zombie Cave' set being beyond his own technical capability

56,345 · January 4, 2019

Howay. It's the season of compassion and goodwill.

2,141 · January 4, 2019

Slightly strange that everyone seems to be jumping on Felly for one slightly scathing post when we have hundreds of similar observations from one of the forum's 'big names' which seemingly go unchallenged.

Welcome to Autoshite.

108,850 · January 4, 2019

If total piss take is no longer welcome in this thread, my work is done here.

5,535 · January 4, 2019

There's taking the piss, and there's taking the piss.

It's one good reason to come here.

3,126 · January 4, 2019

You're all a bunch of cunty neckbeards. Everyone's equal here.

2,141 · January 4, 2019

Exactly, the car evaluations in this thread genuinely cheer me up!

5,128 · January 4, 2019

Oh, I encountered the village idiot of Hadlow, wherever that shithole is.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Spirit-1985-Rat-Rolls-MOT-FSH-Excellent-runner/264116856404

Disclaimer: Not this particular village idiot from Hadlow

Fortunately I have not yet seen this or I would probably crash my own car because I was laughing so much I couldn't breathe, so thanks for the warning. Thinks: might be a good way to die

3,126 · January 4, 2019

Disclaimer: Not this particular village idiot from Hadlow

Fortunately I have not yet seen this or I would probably crash my own car because I was laughing so much I couldn't breathe, so thanks for the warning. Thinks: might be a good way to die

I'll have two randoms please once you've bought it.

63,079 · January 4, 2019

£300 bubble. Canterbury. Sunroof sealed.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1977349052382207

5,128 · January 4, 2019

Your Porsche is our concern.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Porsche-924-2ltr-restoration-project-64k-been-dry-stored/223309506141

Two-tone Autoshite beige, what's not to like.

63,079 · January 4, 2019

Festa bonus. White. base-y. 2 digit plate. £650. Tunbridge Wells.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/368712380561257

5,128 · January 4, 2019

I'll have two randoms please once you've bought it.

It was bought for doing a charity event yet the seller makes no mention of the proceeds of the sale going to charity.

He is maybe a director of said charity and skimming over 60k a year in wages/fees as they all seem to do.

47,368 · January 4, 2019

That base fiesta is nice

6,769 · January 4, 2019

Festa bonus. White. base-y. 2 digit plate. £650. Tunbridge Wells.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/368712380561257

Perfect counterpart for the Mondeo base!

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