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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Grrr, left hooker. I have an interest in very square German vehicles of this era. Just saw that down a bit on some black bbs. My vision was scuppered by lhd and purple seats.

That 2 door Audi 80: chap in the shed behind it makes a living out of chopping up LHD 2 doors to make shells for "quattro" rally cars. They look very well done,to the casual glance.

Did we ever get the 2 door MK1 Audi 80 here?

Cleon-Fonte Rank: BL Wedge

Cleon-Fonte

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Well this is miserable.

 

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CLASSIC! RENAULT 5! STARTS AND DRIVES! 2 KEYS!

 

STRUCTURAL RUST! TYRES WORN TO THE CORDS! NO MOT!

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810221722713?sort=price-asc&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&radius=1500&make=RENAULT&postcode=sk138nn&advertising-location=at_cars&model=5&page=1

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£55,000 for a £600 van with what appears to be £20's worth of spaghetti wiring and just assorted old crap thrown in/on it

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Night-Sky-Stealth-Van-high-quality-components-unique/392174541563?hash=item5b4f6c9afb:g:SV4AAOSwYP5b14LU:rk:16:pf:0

 

'Almost no wood was used to minimize any chance of mold or moisture issues'

 

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Look at the pissing state of it. Looks like a 1960's wardrobe with an Allegro choke cable and a Pifco fan stolen from the top of his local VG shop in 1974.

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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£55,000 for a £600 van with what appears to be £20's worth of spaghetti wiring and just assorted old crap thrown in/on it

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Night-Sky-Stealth-Van-high-quality-components-unique/392174541563?hash=item5b4f6c9afb:g:SV4AAOSwYP5b14LU:rk:16:pf:0

 

'Almost no wood was used to minimize any chance of mold or moisture issues'

 

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Look at the pissing state of it. Looks like a 1960's wardrobe with an Allegro choke cable and a Pifco fan stolen from the top of his local VG shop in 1974.

it is not on British plates either. So add import tax and registration fees........ :shock:

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Have you been a good boy?

 

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Wanna come on holiday with the fam?

 

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Wanna bring something to play with on the beach?

 

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Come on then, lad, we're here now

 

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What do you think of the camp site, lad? 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-camper-lt28/264053162236?hash=item3d7acb80fc:g:WQcAAOSwQqZb9YlS:rk:12:pf:0

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Removing all the tat provides a perfect opportunity to respray it in beige, no?

Are you saying "Do paint"?!

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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I bet this used to be a really nice car.

 

It looks like it's kept on one of those 'estates' for gypsies who don't want to be travellers and stay in one place, so if you didn't like it you might end up getting stabbed and locked up in a shed for 20yrs or something (other sweeping generalisations of the travelling community are available).

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-9-gts/123504323857?hash=item1cc16e6d11:g:xgwAAOSw~odb9ZX0:rk:1:pf:0

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For sale my r9 gts fitted with a 1.6 renault megane engine. Car needs a little tlc, couple of the arches have started rusting and will probably need some light welding to get it through an mot.
 
Car starts, runs and drives great, though has no mot.
 
Engine 1.6 with webber carb and facit fuel pump.
 
Gearbox is from a r21, with a r5gtt flywheel and clutch.
 
Lower rear beam and mk1 golf coilovers.
 
Wheels r19 16v turbines.

 

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I bet this used to be a really nice car.

 

It looks like it's kept on one of those 'estates' for gypsies who don't want to be travellers and stay in one place, so if you didn't like it you might end up getting stabbed and locked up in a shed for 20yrs or something (other sweeping generalisations of the travelling community are available).

Being sold by a Good Egg. Not a traveller camp in fact, but a brilliant huge unit filled with cool stuff. The green one is really sexy but probably too much work for somebody like me to sort out. I don't think it's rusty though, I hope somebody takes it on as a going concern. I think he's probably got all the bits for a manual conversation if you were that way inclined

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