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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-carrera-gt-replica-project/163318554153?hash=item26068b5e29:g:oSUAAOSwRLxbfxyS

 

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This is so horrifyingly awful I fear my neighbours are wondering just what the fuck I'm laughing at so hard.

I'm almost in tears. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.

Fabergé Greggs Rank: Renault 16

Fabergé Greggs

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If only I was a little:

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Fabergé Greggs Rank: Renault 16

Fabergé Greggs

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Imagine a photo of a photo on a screen.  

 

Then imagine the screen as low res as you can and is covered in 20 years of dead skin particles.

 

Imagine the camera is about 20 pixels and was made in nineteen oatcake. 

 

Then, just when you thought things couldn't get any better, imagine using THE FLASH on your 20 pixel camera to take a photo of a gloss illuminated screen which displays the previous 20 pixel image of your subject. 

 

Ready? 

 

 

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Don't say I didn't warn you. 

DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Ford-STREET-KA-65K-WITH-A-TWIST-NODDYS-CAR-CHARITY-VEHICLE-TV-FILM-HIRE/192716214532?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3D3d378517b63c4a819b96afaaaaa206ad%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D323533955246%26itm%3D192716214532&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This bus should be re-named The Auoshite Orient Express

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Leopard-Plaxton-Supreme-Edition-Coach/183529592209?hash=item2abb375591:g:VMYAAOSwKO5b515Q

 

Strong money (and no MOT) but seems to have had an eye watering amount of dosh thrown at it over the ages.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hmm, this picture makes it appear as if something stupid is about to happen...

 

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...it did, but just not how you may think...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Dodge-7-5t-Lorry/123482069866?hash=item1cc01adb6a:g:qtcAAOSwEKpb5yiL

 

'I bought this lorry as a horse box and wanted to convert it. Unfortunately, I’m no mechanic nor a carpenter' 

 

Fan.Bastard.Tastic. I wonder what's next, perhaps buying an original Constable, cutting 3/4s of the painting out and throwing it away then realising your the crayons you got for Christmas 1973 have long since been consigned to the bin? 

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Dammit, I need a non-matching pair.

I can't do it, I still need to grab the Alessi.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/485081075312104/

I forget if this one is For Fiat Sakes old one or not.

 

It looks nice... Which is why I would sacrifice it as a parts car for LWC.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-panda-classic-Parade-Sunroof-Model-Very-Low-Mileage-/123479845169

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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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That zoe April fool must've cost a fair bit to make even back then, they had me till the sports car bit, hilarious!

morrisoxide Rank: Citroen Ami

morrisoxide

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It's like a Mk1 Dodge Charger only cooler and I like a Mk1 Charger. 8)

 

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Are those dots along the lower back wing lip pop rivets?

 

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I do hope that quarter panel being a different colour is a shadow.

 

Aw who cares!

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Oh wait I have no money... Oh well that's blown that dream then. 

 

I'm sure it was my Dad's Corgi 1/43 version that fueled my desire for these.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1966-AMC-Marlin-327ci-with-4-Speed-All-Original-Car-in-lovely-condition/232994170225?hash=item363f88e571:g:13kAAOSwSxRb4DYF

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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I should be getting ready to go to work - and then I found this. One of the best looking cars from the 1980s imo:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PRIVATE-SELLER-Honda-Integra-LX-1488cc-5dr-Saloon-Automatic-1987/302945760281?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20160323102634%26meid%3Dfd96e75cad62471e82f5f7fb137530f9%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264035342963%26itm%3D302945760281&_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1

 

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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Blah Blah Blah Australia Blah Blah Blah Rover Badges.

 

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I've done this speech enough times, you all know the drill.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Not much. 3.0 Renault V6 is pretty good. No keycard. Autobox....hmmmm.

 

It's that or some fucking hateful 118i junk for the same money. 

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