eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Off-Road-Ready-Jeep-Grand-Cherokee-Limited-MT-Tyres-Snorkel-Custom-Raptor/142917555447?hash=item21468cd4f7:g:Yh8AAOSwiSJbgtHz

 

 

'IT comes finished in custom Raptor scratch and scuff resistant finish, raptor is a plasticised coating to protect the bodywork'

 

'No real bad points a small bit of damage to the Raptor on the front bumper'

 

[richardmorris]

Raptors ain’t what they used to be!

[Cavcraft]

Two wheeled porn

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KAWASAKI-TRIPLE-KH250-S3-Special-custom-bike/132757447578?hash=item1ee8f5e39a:g:z6QAAOSwydRbgTHC

 

 

It's a shame these and their ilk are so much money these days, would love to relive my youth by RLAC everywhere on a KH250 again.

[Cavcraft]

Things you never thought you'd see in an eBay picture, part 6,517.2: a man with my dog holding a snake sticking out of his groin

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-Peugeot-V-CLIC-4T-50-cc-50cc-scooter-CUSTOM-PAINTWORK-mot-NO-RESERVE-cheap/323406133703?hash=item4b4c81f9c7:g:VZkAAOSwnbhbev3l

[Cavcraft]

'He wants you to appear on his scooter, boss'

 

 

 

'Ok, let's hear this schmuck out. Get the boys together and we'll have a wanking competition to see who goes first...'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-GP200-1970-Italian-Custom-Signed-by-Gazza-Waddle/292698774866

[Dirk Diggler]

1973 Peugeot J7 (wiv slidey doors - €3500

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1973-peugeot-j7/19676288

[busmansholiday]

195 quid Escort in that there middle of the sex land.

http://www.desperateseller.co.uk/pagescripts/modalfiles/cssphotodisplay.asp?orderid=50499893&vendor=106864&enlargepicturelink=https://cdn.images.autoexposure.co.uk/AETA66402/AETV94640691_1.jpg

 

[busmansholiday]

http://www.desperateseller.co.uk/cars-for-sale/advert/50544969/113396/257

 

390 quid ZT with all the toys in god's country.

 

[busmansholiday]

For 395 quid you can enjoy an English winter.

 

http://www.desperateseller.co.uk/pagescripts/modalfiles/cssphotodisplay.asp?orderid=50504869&vendor=115542&enlargepicturelink=https://cdn.images.autoexposure.co.uk/AETA25484/AETV13534148_1.jpg

 

 

Yes, my phone's playing up hence the screen shots.

[Remspoor]

According to this the next car is just Meh. I have in fact never heard or seen of one.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-XG350-in-Spain-Spanish-registered-Low-mileage-LHD-Luxury-Automatic/113221189578?hash=item1a5c823fca:g:u2cAAOSwxyJbgq35

 

 

 

 

Don't risk a big fine with UK plates after March if we don't get a deal with Europe!

 

 If you drove all the time in Spain with UK plates even now one can still get a fine.

[Alfamale]

Early 924, got to be worth a punt at this price.

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F223119684967

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-collectable-and-rare-to-find-iconic-1989-Ford-Transit-G-reg-2-0-litre-petrol/202415643678?hash=item2f20e99c1e:g:FgAAAOSwq9ZbgnWu

 

'iconic'

 

'2.0 litre petrol'

 

Bollocks.

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201808239787426?

 

300 quid Probe in need of MoT and tlc in somewhere called Stockport.

 

[bramz7]

I bloody knew that Transit Bonus would be the Newbury one, it's been there for years and years. Petrol though...wrong.

 

I love how you can leave a van a state in adverts and no one cares.

[egg]

Automatic diesel. Ideal* for an M25 commute, actually, it probably is on reflection...

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1482447169.htm/

 

[egg]

Appeal.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1482339675.htm/

 

[egg]

€1200 and not far from Calais. Don't let me down you miserable/dreary lot... [/Junkman]

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1482316047.htm/

 

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Oldsmobile-Cutlass-Supreme-LOWRIDER-Hydraulics-Custom-Car-Show-Car/332781530393?hash=item4d7b532d19:g:FAYAAOSwNUxbcwLn

[Timewaster]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Oldsmobile-Cutlass-Supreme-LOWRIDER-Hydraulics-Custom-Car-Show-Car/332781530393?hash=item4d7b532d19:g:FAYAAOSwNUxbcwLn

Ah but has that olds got a cistificate of cuteness?

[Schaefft]

Australian spec Mitsubishi Magna for 2 grand. Im pretty sure this sold for way less on Ebay sometime last year. Reading the description, it just once more seems to be another moron who has no clue about what he actually bought. Typical.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mitsubishi/mitsubishi-magna-swap-sale/1311639762

[busmansholiday]

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Hunter-1968-1725cc-Saloon-Spares-or-Repairs/173498343981?hash=item28654ea22d:g:KqwAAOSw7thbg~dn

 

There is a lot of rust in this vehicle,

There was a lot of rust in mine when I bridged it back about 1986.

 

 

But I didn't have this dash ...

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

Australian spec Mitsubishi Magna for 2 grand. Im pretty sure this sold for way less on Ebay sometime last year. Reading the description, it just once more seems to be another moron who has no clue about what he actually bought. Typical.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mitsubishi/mitsubishi-magna-swap-sale/1311639762

These magnas are good cars.

 

Buy it and tell people it’s the new Lonsdale!

[MorrisItalSLX]

Stop. The. Whole. Press.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-marina-L-1-8-custom-classic-retro-1980/292698635169?hash=item442632bba1:g:-kkAAOSw~FlbgWMB

 

If Autoshite had a company car, it'd be this one.

Has it got a Triumph dash grafted on top of the original?

[Skizzer]

I’ve just realised that Olds Circus Supreme is very local to me, probably about 10 minutes walk. I have to say Skizzer delivery service available...but I’m hiding behind the sofa.

 

Mind you, it would be a helluva thing to turn up to this year’s work management offsite in. Torn between that and the custom Marina.

[Snipes]

Here are more personal highlights from goo-net. I don't know why but I find hone market Toyotas much more interesting than anything offered from any of the other manufacturers.

 

Corona Coupe GTR - For a time during the 80s and early 90s the Japanese consumer could choose several models that were almost identical save for exterior details. The AE86 Sprinter/Corolla Coupes, so beloved of the drift fraternity, are the most famous but here's another. Familiar, but not quite the same to the Celica we got over here.

 

Sprinter Truneo AE111 - Here's something you almost certainly ignored during your hours in the original Gran Turismo. Most were no doubt scrapped to donate their engines to the AE86s.

 

Corona Exiv 200GT - Maybe my favourite of the 2.0 16v, 170bhp FWD family of Coupes and Sedans from the mid90s. It really is just a 4-door Celica (It even shares the chassis code, putting it in the same family as the humble Carina E) and weirdly seems very popular in Russia. This one is modified which I would avoid TBH.

 

Camry Prominent G - Here's another Camry to get SL's blood pumping. Maybe pillar-less, can't quite tell, and the name sounds like it's trying for some Gangsta gravitas.

 

Supra GA-70

- This car is interesting for a couple of reasons. First it shows the Japanese preference for full width tail lamps, something ALWAYS removed for UK models (which look awful in comparison) and the 2.0, 24v, In-Line 6 Twin Turbo, possibly the most convoluted way to get 200bhp I have ever seen. ,The name also suggests it may have Toyotas funky electric suspension, TEMS, which will almost certainly scrap the car when it fails.

[tul66]

Not sure if this has been posted before but WTF were they thinking???????

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-camper/253825688125?hash=item3b1930a23d:g:yjIAAOSwV3pbcJfA

[egg]

Cor blimey, a Panhard Camionette!

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1470887068.htm/

 

 

[egg]

€2300! That is dirt cheap once you de-bling it.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1482124605.htm/

 

[egg]

More escy porn.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1481118223.htm/

 

 

[egg]

Good god.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1482556153.htm/