eBay tat volume 3.

[Dirk Diggler]

2xAustin Gipsy - €1200

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/austin-gipsy-jeep-project/19619483

[Junkman]

Large family? Have a lot of friends? Solve all your people-carrier problems with an Olympian!

 

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I have a small family and no friends, but I still like it.

Now what?

[320touring]

I have a small family and no friends, but I still like it.

Now what?

Hire* some family and do a shite tribute of Cliff Richard by driving the bloody thing to Lincolnshire?

[Shonky]

Ford Fiesta 1.25 LX 5dr.

 

Erm, where?

 

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Oh, there it is in the distance somewhere.

 

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201807208632942?radius=1500&sort=distance&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&postcode=sw97qe&page=30

 

TBH I'd just turn up and buy that phase 1 Clio.

I remember this dealer. His "company" has changed names many times, and all the reviews his AT page had were negative, slagging him off for being a prick.

 

Not much to lose for the few hundred quid you're spending though.

[Alexg]

Ford Fiesta 1.25 LX 5dr.

 

Erm, where?

 

dealer.jpg

 

Oh, there it is in the distance somewhere.

 

dealer 2.jpg

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201807208632942?radius=1500&sort=distance&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&postcode=sw97qe&page=30

 

TBH I'd just turn up and buy that phase 1 Clio.

 

Bloody hell, look at that place, it's flippin huge and full of sub £1000 old shit! How can that be a sustainable business model FFS? Tiny margins, large ground rent, and cars that'll mostly be fucked. Then there's the task of constantly restocking all that crap, Incredible!

[RobT]

^^If it were closer I'd pop round and take a look.  Trouble is I'll probably buy something.

 

Autoshite Berkshire meet perhaps?!

[Jim Bell]

Looks good for £580. 11 months test too.

 

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1.6 slushmatic, so boredom guaranteed.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201808189620621?postcode=sw97qe&sort=distance&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&radius=1500&page=45

 

 

Fwar. That gives me a fizzy pencil.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Rover SD1

 

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1984-V8-Rover/283107225278?hash=item41ea816ebe:g:2WoAAOSwq9ZbdTKD

[MorrisItalSLX]

Rover 827Si

 

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ROVER-827Si-4-DOOR-HATCH/173481031232?hash=item2864467640:g:0R4AAOSwXB1beRo3

[MorrisItalSLX]

Rover Quintet

 

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Rover-quintette-rebadged-Honda-accord-wagon/323399215809?hash=item4b4c186ac1:g:eLcAAOSwDyBbdWe0

[flat4alfa]

Be quick

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Oldsmobile-Cutlass-Supreme-2-8-V6-MOTd-but-has-starting-issue/283111328408

[Shonky]

Be quick

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Oldsmobile-Cutlass-Supreme-2-8-V6-MOTd-but-has-starting-issue/283111328408

Don't think I've ever seen 30 bids for such little result on a car.

[flat4alfa]

Also up a Gum Tree

 

1984 Honda Rover Quintet

 

needs panel bearing

 

$900

 

Take a Bus Brisbane inland to Dalby from just $23.80

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/dalby/cars-vans-utes/1984-honda-rover-quintet/1190684784

[Shonky]

This Australian Gumtree is a shout. 286 GBP, or 500 AUD, for a low mileage Espero...no rego though.

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/south-toowoomba/cars-vans-utes/1996-daewoo-espero-cd-white-4-speed-automatic-sedan/1188644177

 

Heart eyes.

[cort16]

Be quick

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Oldsmobile-Cutlass-Supreme-2-8-V6-MOTd-but-has-starting-issue/283111328408

This belongs to bramz doesn’t it?

[flat4alfa]

Still up Gum Trees

 

Rover Quintet 1986 Blue Special Edition

 

This one has a 

timing belt brocked

 

but also a 

white one dismantled for spare parts

 

60 kays south of Melbourne

 

The pair was up at $2,750 in June but now offers being considered in a later 'clearance' ad from last week

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/drysdale/cars-vans-utes/rover-quintet-1986-blue-special-edition/1173575076

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/drysdale/garage-sale/garage-sheed-clearance-sale/1192090326

[bramz7]

It does. Hopefully not for much longer.

[flat4alfa]

This belongs to bramz doesn’t it?

 

That's why we need to be quick

[flat4alfa]

Tree Gumming some more

 

1987 ROVER Vittesse 416i

 

Good for enthusiast or spare parts

 

Also comes with a parts car and a bout of HGF

 

Suburb of Sidney

 

$400

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/waterloo/cars-vans-utes/1987-rover-vittesse-416i/1191339457

 

 

Was this the only ever ROVER with pop-up lights?  Discuss.

[flat4alfa]

Buy your very own own domesticated Judge Dredd taxi

 

not compliant for road registration

 

$45,000

 

30 kays east of Melbourne

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Land-Rover-101-City-Cab-from-Judge-Dredd-movie/283039203033

 

 

[davehedgehog31]

On a similar vein, these beasts are one of the highlights of going to the Ice Hockey;

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/ZAMBONI-ICE-RESURFACER-ICE-RINK-MACHINE/232880424551?hash=item3638c14667:g:LiAAAOSwVzRbbEkP

 

[pilninggas]

Pwooahh:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/simson-s51/323404493854?hash=item4b4c68f41e:g:GbgAAOSwgstbYsUE

 

[Mr A Lawrence]

I nattered my parents for one of those back in 1985.

 

Iirc they were £495 otr. 

[flat4alfa]

It's very blue

 

£2,450

 

Cornwall

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1100-DeLuxe/163213671736

[oldcars]

£2,450

 

Cornwall

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1100-DeLuxe/163213671736

Yo listen up, here's the story

About a little guy that lives in a blue world

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue

Like him, interior and exterior

Blue his car with a blue little dash

And a blue Allegro

And everything is blue for him

 

[flat4alfa]

The fake Billy Butlin Bedford has moved from Yorkshire (when at £660) to Lancashire and back up for sale again

 

£100 start, no reservations (not even for a chalet)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-HA-van-Butlins-holiday-camps-BARN-FIND-needs-restoration-good-project/323407315915

[flat4alfa]

Calling all Bo11ox

 

Relive your Croma experience, but with added oomph

 

Fiat croma 2.0 turbo ie

 

£2,499

 

Surrey

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-croma-2-0-turbo-ie/183391071908

[Schaefft]

Pwooahh:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/simson-s51/323404493854?hash=item4b4c68f41e:g:GbgAAOSwgstbYsUE

 

These are still very popular in the area I grew up in, due to their age they don't need a speed limiter when driven with a 50cc license.

[BeEP]

£2,450

 

Cornwall

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1100-DeLuxe/163213671736

 

This is the car uk_senator did his best to help re-home at the end of last year...

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/30191-all-agro-anyone-want-one/

 

....the then owner was asking £1500,  The fact you can now buy it whilst eating a cream tea obviously adds £1k to the price!

[Shonky]

I also really like them MK3 Fiestas, used to have a huge presence 10/15 years ago. Halcyon days and all that.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Classic/332762116822?hash=item4d7a2af2d6:g:xlYAAOSwjjRbcYNj

 

 

Colour: Mmm.

 

 

Interior: BEIGE.

 

I'd say £995 is rather steep though.