eBay tat volume 3.

[barefoot]

A vague aquaintance is selling a Peugeot 304 cabriolet in many, many pieces.

 

https://www.rodsnsods.co.uk/forum/vehicles-sale/peugeot-304-cabriolet-545407

[Skizzer]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-alto-1989/123302667415

 

Pert Suzuki Alto with a £350 start.

 

Not only does it look like a tipped-over phone box, with 800cc and an autobox I imagine it has similar levels of acceleration.  Cute though.

[Dirk Diggler]

Renault 18 American - €500

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/renault-18-american/19527270

[chrisjvm]

 

That picture is Boss

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Armstrong-Siddeley-Hurricane/132737968751?hash=item1ee7ccaa6f:g:kJ0AAOSwymJbbZZE

That's Maurice Gibb AICMFP

[New POD]

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F232883281627

 

seats. all you need is a car.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Look what some heathen has done to this fine 1978 XJS. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/XJS-Jaguar-converted-cabriolet-convertible-1978-Barn-Find/153134505044?hash=item23a7871c54:g:UNsAAOSwCyFbSnOQ

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Ha!!! What a shit heap.

[anonymous user]

It could be worse, at least it hasn't been fitted with a pinto

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-PONTIAC-TEMPEST-2-DOOR-POST-GTO-LOOK-ALIKE/183365374500?hash=item2ab16d9224:g:VAoAAOSwBkpbLmLQ

 

as Junkman says, DO NOT PAINT.........

 

 

and i say,  DO NOT PUT A V8 IN IT......

 

i bet some twat will ruin it, sadly.

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Toledo-2-Door/153135294208?hash=item23a7932700:g:ZjsAAOSwe91bbuhk

 

lovely. all i will say about this.

 

lovely.

 

 

[Bucketeer]

This lives about ten doors down from me. The owners were taking the photos with the roof up while I was out walking the dog.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-bongo-2.5-td-4x4-8-seater-sleeps-4/1309499401

 

 

Mazda bongo 2.5td 11 months mot 102000 miles auto.no best price or cash today the price Is or near offer.ive spent a small fortune on this bongo I've just had both rear arches done so like brand new no rust on front arches bodywork very clean this is 8 seater seats fold down in back to make double bed also has pop up roof which sleeps 2 this is a really nice bongo please only enquire if your interested

 

I've never spoken to them before, but I might go round with a cup of punctuation and introduce myself.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

"THIS IS A REALLY NICE BONGO"

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-BEDFORD-TK-MOUNTAIN-FVE-FIRE-ENGINE/323390347445?hash=item4b4b9118b5:g:NTIAAOSwV3pbbZAE

 

'this dose drive like it's new' 

 

Oh, that sounds good, so what were they like then?

 

'never drove a new one but this feels like new to me'

[Cavcraft]

Would imagine you could take not liking your new neighbours to a whole new level by simply filling the back of this with old washing machines and canon balls, setting it to 'soiled whites' and pressing go at 3.00am.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/leyland-constructor-1985-11100cc-turbo-concrete-cement-mixer-starts-and-drives/132738055301?hash=item1ee7cdfc85:g:9b4AAOSw2kNbbMBF

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Ford-Transit-Luton-2-5-litre-Diesel-Van-With-Electric-Tail-Lift/142899707501?hash=item21457c7e6d:g:ok8AAOSwXDtbbJ0W

 

'you can drive it legally to a pre-arranged MOT test.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Seddon-Atkinson-301-4x2-tractor-unit-Sleeper-cab/142900333634?hash=item2145860c42:g:Sh4AAOSwOvRbbVpr

[Cavcraft]

Item location:

Maidenhead

 

 

That must have been a fun journey

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-tk-330/283097772064?hash=item41e9f13020:g:1B4AAOSwrcRbbqAS

[Cavcraft]

It must be like living in your nan's sitting room in 1952 and waiting for your uncle Stan to do his 'puppet' show again where he puts his knob in a sock and waves it about.

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Converted-horsebox-live-in-campervan-or-business-opportunity/263870327092?hash=item3d6fe5a934:g:4kEAAOSw9SFbbXif

[Bucketeer]

Am I missing something or is this a few hundred quids worth of broken Lexus for only £3200 BIN?

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lexus-Drift-Car-race-Car-Ls400-V8/163192046215?hash=item25ff010287%3Ag%3AVAgAAOSw56FbarJ-&_nkw=lexus+drift+ls400&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=p2380057.m4084.l1313.TR1.TRC0.A0.H0.Xlexus+drift+l.TRS0

 

 

"private plate (G4Y XL)"

 

[Cavcraft]

'the boot has been aligned perfectly so the whole back end flows smoothly so not to leave the odd angles and propped up lids that lots of roof chops fail with'

 

 

Yeah, nice one M-8, as that's really important when the fucking rest of it looks like this

 

 

The stinging irony of that book hasn't been lost on some of us, I can assure you

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Beetle-1970-roof-chop-custom-project-all-brand-new-parts-1641cc-project/163197325863?hash=item25ff519227:g:2DgAAOSw0Hhbbvlt

 

 

0/10

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sym-Shark-stretched-125cc-160cc-custom-like-Honda-Ruckus-zoomer-style/332758627473?hash=item4d79f5b491:g:w30AAOSw5KdbbfQX

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter-T4-Van-1-9-TD-800-Special-60k-miles-Fully-restored-and-customised/253807740135?hash=item3b181ec4e7:g:cRAAAOSwYwhbWN81

 

'Fully restored and customised' seems to mean he's glued some bits of a snowplough to the outside and sprayed it all matt black.

[HillmanImp]

Seeing that Mazda is exciting me in carnal ways. Here's some red hot action from some foreign Bongo mags.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Mazda-Bongo-Brawny-Van-Wagon-Brochure-Japanese-wo7836-ZTCTFZ/290871026356?hash=item43b943a2b4:g:VOIAAOxyXTRSAQqX

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Mazda-Bongo-Mini-Van-Station-Wagon-Brochure-Japanese-wt2032/370786681127?hash=item56549bc127:g:9JUAAOxyHjxR6A5t

 

 

Phoarr! Get a load of that. This is red hot stuff too, normally it's pixelated when you see it over here.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That horsebox looks unbelievably awful. It's not even got a friggin window in it! I guess if you are 'wild camping' on a shithole trading estate in Burton on Trent that might work out ok.

[Cavcraft]

Drive it somewhere posh for the photographs because your estate is a shit hole Granada, anyone?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Scorpio-2-3-Ultima-Auto/273401964980?hash=item3fa806e9b4:g:buUAAOSwdc5bbylv

 

I suppose they might actually live there, perhaps on the profits of selling Guy Martin bobble hats on eBay?

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Corvette-C4/273401555572?hash=item3fa800aa74:g:rk4AAOSwgzFbbuH~

[Mally]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Seddon-Atkinson-301-4x2-tractor-unit-Sleeper-cab/142900333634?hash=item2145860c42:g:Sh4AAOSwOvRbbVpr

 

I may well have been involved in constructing that.

I've damaged a few of those grilles in my time. Jack the cab, forget to lift the grille...................crackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

[Cavcraft]

Alright M8, where's the nearest sea to here?

 

 

Got anything you could lob into it?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OFF-GRID-MOBILE-HOME-6-M-WIGWAM-TIPI-YURT-SHEPHERDS-HUT-POD-LOCK-UP-WITH-FIRE/332758080813?hash=item4d79ed5d2d:g:76sAAOSwuHJa-Uq1

 

 

*Edit: invisible, apparently. 

[Bucketeer]

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pick-up-Demountable-Body-Caravan-Camper-Campervan-single-cab/113179007286?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180213162448%26meid%3D73a255cf35e3432ab5881f11e39e2129%26pid%3D100930%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D8%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332758080813%26itm%3D113179007286&_trksid=p2056116.c100930.m5375

 

 

[HillmanImp]

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pick-up-Demountable-Body-Caravan-Camper-Campervan-single-cab/113179007286?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180213162448%26meid%3D73a255cf35e3432ab5881f11e39e2129%26pid%3D100930%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D8%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332758080813%26itm%3D113179007286&_trksid=p2056116.c100930.m5375

 

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