eBay tat volume 3.

[flat4alfa]

A second yellow Ant in as many days

 

£1,999 offers

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Raliant-Ant-pickup-with-tipper-rare/163200184304

[flat4alfa]

6.2 Flat 6

 

A what?

 

 

 

Oh I see.

 

 

The vehicle is free to Tax, and doesn't require an MOT

 

 

Year: 1989

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GMC-3500-1989-Airport-Fire-Engine-6-2-Flat-6-Diesel-Auto/392096847033

[flat4alfa]

runs great if you ignore the fact that the gearbox sounds like it's full of rocks

 

I work in the luxurious kingdom of Fife

 

£350

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-civic-1.4-blue-mot-until-december-noisy-gearbox-type-r-seats-new-stereo/1309686235

[flat4alfa]

CAT FUCKLIFT

OLD CATREPILER FUCK LIFT FOR SALE

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/plant-tractors/cat-fucklift/1309508802

[flat4alfa]

Back wondow tits

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-civic-ep2-type-r-rep-2005/1308162583

[flat4alfa]

An if oniebody gees ye onie pash, just gee masell or our Vicky a shout an we'll deal wi it ok, right oaff ye go son. 

Aw an Billy, mind check tha bogs an aw. Check the backs of the doors as weil an if ye see ony hing, like berts a wank or Eddie n Bert wis here, tongs ya bass or onie drawins or that... 

Drawins Sire??? Yeah, like cock drawn on the bog door or that, onie hing atall jist scrub it aff ok, we dae want onie clue thar Abert wis within pissin distance o this gaff got it! 

 

(etc)

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lighting-fittings/victorian-antique-outdoor-lantern-circa-1861/1308799863

[New POD]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-CAYENNE-S-4-5-V8-2003-53-Plate-GEMBALLA-GT550-TURBO-REPLICA/173468609613?hash=item286388ec4d:g:tDIAAOSw~uJbPerp

If i had a lottery win this week of over 3 million quid i think i would buy that just for a fucking laugh.

[New POD]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/plant-tractors/cat-fucklift/1309508802

I notice 2 things abbot this advert. one is that it is in cheadle where jcb have 2 factories making big fuck off stuff. in yellow and two they forgot that Fucked Lift Truck is spelt as I've just typed it with the ed.

[Supernaut]

If i had a lottery win this week of over 3 million quid i think i would buy that, drive to an old quarry, set it on fire and push it over the edge just for a fucking laugh.

FTFY.

 

I would suggest taking it to the oval, but that wouldn't be very sportsmanlike. You'd have an unfair advantage after the sheer goppingness of it blinded all the other drivers by the end of the first lap.

[New POD]

FTFY.

 

I would suggest taking it to the oval, but that wouldn't be very sportsmanlike. You'd have an unfair advantage after the sheer goppingness of it blinded all the other drivers by the end of the first lap.

No you see i Live in Formby, where the posh end of town (Freshfield) is home to millionaires, footballers, ex footballers, millionaire ex footballers and the like.

 

I would use it to drove to Waitrose and park in 3 parent and child spaces sideways. Whilst buying my Waitrose essential olives and getting confused with the self scan machine before picking up my free coffee and driving to Birkdale for s quick game of pitch and put.

[lesapandre]

A what?

 

 

 

Oh I see.

 

 

 

 

Year: 1989

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GMC-3500-1989-Airport-Fire-Engine-6-2-Flat-6-Diesel-Auto/392096847033

No that is Flat 6 Blackbushe Airport. The GMC is a V8 diesel. I suppose it does not need a MoT if you keep it on an airfield. 

[lesapandre]

Its also 4WD if you fancy it. Not exempt from London Low Emission Zone

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-1993-Classic-Turbo-Diesel/292673942283?hash=item4424b9f30b:g:r-0AAOSwdIFbIORK

 

'I see them fetching silly money so a good offer (Ebay rules) will be considered' 

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Vintage-Barnfind-Project-4-berth-Creighton-Caravan/263865223682?hash=item3d6f97ca02:g:QwwAAOSw~K5bahCC

[holbeck]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Engine-And-Gearbox-Unknown-/183369435858

 

Unknown engine.  I bet it's not unknown on here.

[mark1986]

A couple of nice* looking things local to me at the moment

 

Apparently rather rare Mazda 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Mazda-323-LX-Station-Wagon-estate-Classic-Car-RARE-Last-on-UK-roads/163193003599?hash=item25ff0f9e4f:g:pVUAAOSwEMpba0YC

 

 

& an onion with no MoT and dodgy looking rear arch (last pic)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-orion-1300-1989/192625143269?hash=item2cd95a6de5:g:NXIAAOSwl39bcAwE

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Metro-Turbo/283100608638?hash=item41ea1c787e:g:booAAOSwI5FbcKCr

 

£12.5k, for a metro?

 

in its defense, it is an MG Turbo, and its mint.

 

i would.

 

 

told you it is mint. like brand new (better than new?) mint....

 

 

and the cans have been re-gassed. Marvin really badly wants his doing, but the black mini keeps swallowing all my money!!

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/metro-6r4-replica/332759749086?hash=item4d7a06d1de:g:IigAAOSwdzlbbyM8

 

another mg metro, this one is £17k.

 

£17k????? are they sniffin' glue or taking intrevenous drugs?

 

well when it looks like this

it is more a 4R2, been a T16 turbo driving the back wheels only, but who cares!

 

a real 6R4 is worth, now, what £250,000 (if not more) then this one making most of the right noises isn't so rediculous.

 

i would......

[pshome]

a Talborrari

 

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=266297497

 

[busmansholiday]

http://www.desperateseller.co.uk/cars-for-sale/advert/50463760/115342/121

 

300 coin A class for the brave on here.

 

[nacho man]

 

V6 engine

 

 

U WAT M8???

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-2-Door-Saloon-325i-track-day-race-car-V6-engine-manual-box-full-cage/372401245427?hash=item56b4d80cf3:g:nf4AAOSwRXRbcebv

 

Why oh why??

[busmansholiday]

http://www.desperateseller.co.uk/cars-for-sale/advert/49773542/115568/103

 

You don't see many Nissan Vanettes around these days.

 

 

Not in this shade of pogweasle red.

 

 

[nacho man]

 

Would love to have a go in one of these, that back end looks ace.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Tatra-T613-3-3-5-Litre-V8/302843313101?hash=item4682de3bcd:g:5KEAAOSwxsRbcch0

[srad34]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/metro-6r4-replica/332759749086?hash=item4d7a06d1de:g:IigAAOSwdzlbbyM8

 

another mg metro, this one is £17k.

 

£17k????? are they sniffin' glue or taking intrevenous drugs?

 

well when it looks like this

 

it is more a 4R2, been a T16 turbo driving the back wheels only, but who cares!

 

a real 6R4 is worth, now, what £250,000 (if not more) then this one making most of the right noises isn't so rediculous.

 

i would......

 

I would too, but replace the pigeon shit roll cage for a proper one, fit wheel spacers and paint it in Computervision paintscheme - proper

[nacho man]

 

Little honey hiding in the bushes.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Popular-VAN-1992/283101864703?hash=item41ea2fa2ff:g:MOIAAOSwWUtbaEsk

[nacho man]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mondeo-Mk1-4x4-Shell-Stripped-Treated-Primed/263876781020?hash=item3d704823dc:g:yNMAAOSw3vFbYGDz

 

Only take 5 min to put back together

 

 

99% complete.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The quotes maybe fake news

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/20s-Peugeot-Cyclecar-Camionette-Barn-Find-Oily-Rag-Quadrilette-Rare/292680713898

 

 

I want this.

 

Although, its mechanical complexity is frightening:

 

[nacho man]

 

Just a bit more work and will be a convincing replica

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corrolla-GL-1989-Rare/232887062629?hash=item3639269065:g:JpsAAOSwRnlbcbPa

 

[Hertz]

This looks alright for 600 snots.

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1025377

[Alanism]

I dont know if I should share this as I will probably chuck a bid on it.

 

Vackshull camels-ear - on eBay