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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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It must have taken ages to cover that wheel in toffee.

Forget the toffee. Why’s the outer wheel covered in a flattened-out sex toy?

 

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davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

davehedgehog31

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Looks like this guy is getting pretty desperate now to shift his Cima, slashing the price even further. As if it was a surprise that a pretty much unknown-in-the-UK luxo barge wouldn't sell within a few days... This makes it a really good deal now.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/123277686870?ul_noapp=true

Considering his involvement with a Japanese car mag, I think DW is duty bound to buy this.

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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I bet this redefines the concept of 'baggy'.  Mind you, the last couple of MOTs suggest it's been well maintained - must have been on a private plate before that as there's nothing on record.  I always liked mine, if I was in need of a cheap, reliable runaround I'd have another.  I love the fact that they carried on making these until 2009-ish for taxi firms to use, even though the replacement had been out for several years by then.  The later taxi-spec ones do look a bit grim, mind - no side mouldings and some lovely vinyl seats.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Skoda-Octavia-Tdi-16v/283006982584?hash=item41e487d9b8:g:9QoAAOSw-W9bIR7R

 

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Fucks sake, that's the most half-arsed advert I think I've ever seen on eBay.

Not even half-arsed. Sixteenth at best. 

 

It's for a black 2008 Focus Titanium TDCI. It took me less than five seconds to type that.

Has he pixelated the face of the person in the back? Man with moobs, woman with hairy boobs, whichever. It took longer to edit the photo by far, than it would have taken to list some facts about the car.

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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3500 quid is cheap for one of these especially and MOT'd one. It does look a bit down in the dumps though

 

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201807218676089?

 

Look up "M408 TKE" on the DVLA search. MoT runs out in December; tax in October.

 

It's probably a safer bet than the 850Ci/CSi, both of which are ....complex.

 

I used to think the E24 was complicated, but the E31 is on another level.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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This is Wayne

He must be in pain

Because you can see the air

Through what's left of his hair

Wayne tries to sell his car

Shiters find that wunderbar

 

(Johann Wolfgang von Junkman)

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TATRA-613/283075094869?hash=item41e8972955:g:gN8AAOSw-xNbW1j0

 

any one brave enough to buy this eastern block beauty?

 

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ad says it in leeds, i don't recall leeds looking that good........

 

There were only four RHD 613s built, and this will be one of the three surviving. Not the one that Chris Goffey test-drove on Top Gear.

 

Looks like a Max Legroom-cross between a Chrysler Alpine and a Talbot Tagora.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That turbo nonce Fiesta is incredible.

Disco Fever Rank: Austin Maxi

Disco Fever

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Look up "M408 TKE" on the DVLA search. MoT runs out in December; tax in October.

 

It's probably a safer bet than the 850Ci/CSi, both of which are ....complex.

 

I used to think the E24 was complicated, but the E31 is on another level.

Looks honest on the face of it. New exhaust on the horizon I guess.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-F-350-Cummings-diesel-recovery-truck-spec-lift/223078194073?hash=item33f07f1b99:g:6KoAAOSw3HZbF7n0

 

' B) ALRITE M8 OW MUTCH TO COLECT RR FROM DOCKS PLS?'

 

A) Big job that one, I'll have to get some other lads on the way

 

 

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