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RayMK Rank: Renault 16

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I look on eBay every evening using a general 'classics' search.  For the last couple of months someone, possibly a *genuine trader has been dumping hundreds of cars on there, all with slightly silly starting prices e.g. £38-52.  No one seems to bid on them because it looks suspicious, and often all have been removed by eBay or the seller by the late evening.  I wonder what he/they are up to?  Now, after 6pm I have to scroll forward to page 7 to avoid the juvenile ad antics which require contact by email.  The sellers' names change periodically but not the tactics.  Anyone else noticed?

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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It's a scam. See my comment a couple of pages back. They use hacked accounts, list 200 cars or whatever using stolen photos.the description states 'must have a 50% deposit by bank transfer' or something similar. It's just a shit scam and ebay really need to crack down on it, it's a massive pain in the arse

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

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£250!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-XG30/202358094323?hash=item2f1d7b79f3:g:-~sAAOSwKSRa8Zno

 

The chap bought this as an alternative to a Lexus. Man after my own heart, earlier today I had a MacDonalds Milkshake as an alternative to a 1996 Chateauneuf du Pape.

 

Being sold by Dave from Hounslow who has been driving it up and down the garden. Buy with confidence!

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alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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Yes, yes it is Keith Adams' car - and that 21 is bollock-shatteringly mint.

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bramz7 Rank: Renault 16

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I wish I had the spare funds for that cheapo 19. Oddly spotted it down in Bournemouth a few months back, covered in road filth.

S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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You look like a Man who appreciates the finer automotive forms and curvaceous lines of bygone days Sir, may I offer you this piece of heinous shit even Joseph Merrick would refuse to place his boil ridden bollocks in?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-V12-SPECIAL-ONE-OFF-ALLOY-BODY/123210280667?hash=item1cafe7aedb:g:lTUAAOSwk8RbL9cN

 

Jaguar-V12-SPECIAL-ONE-OFF-ALLOY-BODY

 

Please click on the link, my iPad is being a twat and refusing to paste!

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/austin/princess/270569

 

Well priced, and a very nice example all told.

 

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Oh I do like the price on that. Can't think I've seen any Princess as tidy as that for that sort of money for some years

 

Been off the road since 2015 until this months MOT. I presume that high stance is evidence of a quick pump up to sell and displacer doom is on the horizon

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Well at least it’s a one off.

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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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I am posting this to make sure that I do not bid on it.  Its just 99p start and its Metro.  Even the good lady of the house likes it. 

 

Austin Metro 1.0 5 door - on eBay.

 

 

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alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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Like a constipated Bristol 407. 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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ESTATE WARS

 

[Manc] On Estate Wars, we challenge constables Dazza, Razza and Lazza from Thames Valley police to fit the entirety of the Britwell estate into the back of their 3.2 V6 finalgreekletter wagon [end Manc]

 

DERR, NERRR NERRR, NER NERRRRRRRRRR (inverted footage of Orion spinning)

 

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KEN MORSE

 

HE'S CRASHED HE'S CRASHED HE'S CRASHED HE'S CRASHED (leaving only a saloon tail light cluster in its wake).

 

Err...  Jon, you feeling OK mate?

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's in my hometown. Down by the creek, owner probably owns the boat-shite it is sheltering under as well.

 

EDIT: yup, power of google, boat is for sail too, £18,500

 

https://www.cheapboats.org.uk/sailing-boats/endurance-35-sailing-boat-yacht-good-liveaboard/

 

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Wingz123 Rank: Renault 16

Wingz123

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Err... Jon, you feeling OK mate?

Grew up round corner from Britwell estate....still aint no better...

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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Err...  Jon, you feeling OK mate?

 

 

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