Kringle Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Fly from birmingham to porto.Hand over 500 euro toy coins.Drive to santanderFerry home.Happy holidays! https://www.custojusto.pt/lisboa/ligeiros-passageiros/renault-1-2-9585682 Or blow the budget for 1900 eurogroats. https://www.custojusto.pt/lisboa/ligeiros-passageiros/ford-escort-mk1-26038437 Junkman, oldcars, Zantimisfit and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 £250 mk2 mondeo https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-1998-low-miles/1296772908 egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Half a carpet will buy you this: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-alto-spares-or-repair-small-car-cheap-needs-head-gasket-alloys/323228349256 All you have to do is add a head gasket. Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-X19-Bertone-5-speed-1500cc/142775102070 Worthwhile project as value of these early cars are increasing. holbeck, Squire_Dawson and spike60 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Calendar shot. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-340-Spares-or-repair/273183160194 These are also used for drifting. michael t, Squire_Dawson and egg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 YOONEEK BIZNIZ OPOTINY https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Ant-Pickup/273183052622 This is not a car to be used on long journies In fact, it's not a car at all. 11001010, oldcars, MorrisItalSLX and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 YOW! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUNBEAM-ALPINE-COUPE-FASTBACK-1973/123104219964 Baby Barracuda D Spares & Tyres, Zantimisfit, MorrisItalSLX and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-e23-1982-classic-728i/153000012067 Hi there this is my late grandads old pride and joy which I’m selling on behalf of my grandmother to make her some money and space in the garage. For her new Porsche I assume? Skizzer, Disco Fever, anonymous user and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-BiTurbo-2-0-V6-2-dr-1983-4-Restoration-Project/253587767259 I do not wish to be disappointed by you dreary lot. Lacquer Peel, MorrisItalSLX, Squire_Dawson and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-mk2-for-spares-or-repair-running-driveable-till-Monday/292539845200 driveable till Monday. Then the world ends, or what? oldcars, Conrad D. Conelrad and Squire_Dawson 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-mk2-for-spares-or-repair-running-driveable-till-Monday/292539845200 Then the world ends, or what?Its a Vauxhall. That rule always applies. SiC, Junkman and Squire_Dawson 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Renault-11tl/253585956789 For God's sake, DO NOT READ THE AD! Zantimisfit, Squire_Dawson and capsuleboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 How about a proper numberplate obfuscation award then? Well done: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-280-SE-1978/253585901628 Haha, you blew it! Conrad D. Conelrad, Lacquer Peel and Squire_Dawson 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-420g/202297463058 I am selling my 420g which I bought it in 1993 shortly after a full restoration. A year or so later the garage wasused for prams and other bits and pieces and so I drove the Jag to a rented garage where It remained unused for 18+ yearsHowever, since moving it to my new location it has sat exposed to the elements and has deteriorated to its current state and the engine is seized. You are a massive dickhead and a disgrace for the old car hobby. outlaw118, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, capsuleboy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/P38-RANGE-ROVER/332632534516 The secondhand engine has been positioned in the engine bay but has not been connected WCPGW? Conrad D. Conelrad and Squire_Dawson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 OMFG! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-Elswick-Envoy-BL-Mini-Based-Wheelchair-Accessible-Town-Car-For-Restoration/273178342703 Braddon81, oldcars, egg and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-100/323223729923 Right, you say, something for swift waftage, you say. But you are RONG: A measly 1800 cc will merely let you take part in The Slow Movement. Furthermore, there are keep phit winders: And a tow bar: Which will enable you to tow a fucking caravan and thus spoil the day for hundreds of motorists behind you. Verdict: Grade A Shite. Asimo, egg, Paul Dupart and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 YOONEEK BIZNIZ OPOTINY It is amazing that so many people think the first rule of business is, buy an unusual van, then only riches can follow. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 I....errrr....oof! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Estate-Mk2-1-6-GL-Auto/183191704772 Full Dollywobbler AND Junkman spec! anonymous user, Skizzer, vulgalour and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/1999-alfa-gtv-1-years-mot-/1296766905 spike60 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Oh no. A Kaiser had to die for this dismal pile of shit. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kaiser-Low-Rider-Hotrod-Rat-Rod/273173098869 That deluded dreamer wants 5 bags for that heap of scrap metal. Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 An Ant, as seen with the eyes of an ant. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Ant-pick-up-tipper/222937423177 This vehicle is being offered as a project / restoration but it is 98% complete. The seller then goes to great lengths involuntarily explaining it's completely fucked. Squire_Dawson, Conrad D. Conelrad and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 I....errrr....oof! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Estate-Mk2-1-6-GL-Auto/183191704772 Full Dollywobbler AND Junkman spec! 10 miles from me. Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Photo of the day: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ-300E-AUTO-4-DOOR-SALOON-1986-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-ISLE-OF-WIGHT/332626949442 Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 10 miles from me. Are you on your way yet? Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 The call for photo of the day was premature. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-F-TALBOT-EXPRESS-2-5-FREEWAY-1D-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DIESEL/162997053623 Jerzy Woking, Keymaster, Aston Martin and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Or blow the budget for 1900 eurogroats. Blow the budget for 1900 eurogroats.....have leisurely and fun drive home......add UK OMGFordscenetax.......make small fortune...... egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 The call for photo of the day was premature. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-F-TALBOT-EXPRESS-2-5-FREEWAY-1D-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DIESEL/162997053623 That's tremendous. What an odd background to tattieshop it onto. Junkman, Floatylight and skoda_fan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Connie 75 Tourer from Bradford, £250 ticket till August. https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-diesel-automatic-drives-lovely-bargain/1296787737 Zantimisfit, Cavcraft, oldcars and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Late stealth Sterling 820 in manual flava just advertised as a 'Rover' in Clacton. Was hoping it wouldn't be noticed. Fail. Up to £230 already. Bah https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover/323230361705?hash=item4b4207e869:g:T94AAOSwYNZawhw6 Zantimisfit and rantingYoof 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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